Chimpy.677 wrote:You said everything I was saying with my comments in this thread, the only difference is that you did it in a more "friendly" way.
Yeah - but having the discussion in a "friendly way" allows points to be brought up without the reasoning invariably returning to "it's gross and I hate it." Discussing the topic in a calm manner, I'm hoping, will bring people to both understand and realize that piss was horrible for the site in it's original intended purpose, and that both sides of the equation met each other in the middle without getting what either really wanted.
It's as you said - Gonzo was responsible for bringing a
professional aesthetic to the DAP game - and in doing so, made actresses look
insanely fucking hot whilst doing it. This was the ultimate industry lure to get amazingly hot actresses into DAP-breakin' scenes, because if they could look
this hot whilst doing it, then they would most likely go from being "another performer" into someone whose name is widely known and synonymous with porn.
In other words, it would be a "leveling up" for their career that would bypass and make worth any ladder break they would do on the way.
Exactly what DAP fans everywhere wanted. For DAP's ladder rung to be brought down from out of the stratosphere and made accessible to otherwise superhot performers that wouldn't, lacking Gonzo's professionalism, consider doing it.
Well, pissing ruined that. Because it was an admittance by the studio that, "Holy shit -
you've got to be a freak to do DAP - I mean, the girl's that do drink a couple liters of piss beforehand."
Suddenly - DAP went from an end-of-the-line-but-ultimate-porn-act - to the beginning of complete gross-out porn. Everyone here is like, "Well then, what's next? Scat?" And - believe it or not -
they're not wrong. You see ...
The people who "like pissing," are only ever getting the 1-on-1 pussy-only version of the field of porn they're into. They're at the starting point of complete gross-out porn that, unfortunately, has many more categories other than just scat. I mean - if you're drinking piss - isn't that just a warm up to eating shit? And, once you're done at the shit buffet, why don't you go fuck some animals? I mean ... gross-out porn isn't about
porn so much as it's about
pure degradation. The crossing of lines that no sane person would ever want to cross. It turns the
act of porn into an
exhibition of degradation. Where, really,
porn itself has no place at the table anymore.And you can see this in the scenes themselves! Everyone stops fucking. Gets super soft. And then takes a leak on the girl. All the energy in the scene goes
right the fuck out of it. Not only this - these stops and gaps in the scenes themselves prohibit the energy of one section of the porn to extend to the other. Now, instead of five guys getting closer and closer to the girl as they're choking her on their cocks, only to pick her up, throw her onto the couch, turn her around, lock her arms behind her back, and then stick a gigantic cock up her ass while the other guy moves in
immediately to insert his for the DAP breaking, you get ...
Everyone stops. The camera cuts out (the absolute fucking worst). Now everyone's standing around, and the girl's just kneeling there, smiling. And then the pee starts. And then it continues. And it keeps going. And she's just getting soaked, with her wet hair ruining any hotness she had. Then the pee stops. And then the scene cuts out again (fucking poison) - and now the girl, with damp hair, gets led to the couch where she will
gently be DAP broken. It's like, the energy in the room is the same as having a fucking crumpet with your afternoon tea. It's fucking robbed.
And again - any synergy that could be exploited to make
that scene it's own thing that's completely different from all the others just goes right the fuck out of the window. Now it's just fucking by numbers. This position. Then that position. Now another position. Bored yet? Great. Perfect time for some more pee. It's just such a ... fucking momentum breaker.
The worst is when they piss on her
again at the end after the facial cumshots. Like, instead of the girl being used and tossed around and looking absolutely dumpster whorish by having huge gobs of cum covering her face, she instead looks like she just came out of the shower. With a chuckle and a smile for the ultimate boner fizzler.
As was stated - this making the scenes "wet" and "dry" doesn't somehow magically put the momentum back into the scene. It just removes the piss - but keeps all the different segments of the shoot - which are identical to every other shoot -
the exact same and likewise lacking any energy.Peeing did destroy what Gonzo and early Legalporno had going. Instead of shooting for the sky with outrageous shoots on beautiful sets with only the hottest porn-stars in the world - we instead got by-the-numbers identical sets with an increasing series of girls who looked like they'd taken too many drugs and had eaten too little food and that - hey - instead of blowing guys for ten bucks outside of the convenience store - make a small pay day by getting pee'd on.
Fucking depressing.But ...
yeah.Pee'ing did ruin Legalporno/PB/AV. On so many levels. And nothing against the people who enjoy that stuff. They're entitled to enjoy what they want. But ...
why they had to come here and do it is beyond fucking me. As is how the people running the site were so ready and willing to change the entire empire they had built up, toss it right into the trash, and then begin catering to a small subset of their customer base by then adding pissing into
fucking everything that came out afterwards.
That's like a customer walking into a two-Michelin star restaurant and saying to the waiter, "You know what I want? A Big Mac. And you know what else? I want you to take a shit in it for me." And then - of all fucking things - the restaurants goes
and does it. When everybody else, grossed out by this spectacle, goes for the exit, and the name of the place is ruined, the owners turn around and say, "Well, I guess on the plus side, we can shit in burgers
for a small subset of people, so who needs to be known as a world-class restaurant, when you hand out turd-filled Big Macs instead?"
It's like ... you guys had the chance to be the World fucking leaders in porn. And you tossed that aside ...
for this?
Fucking
unreal.I mean - really - no offence to the guy's who enjoy seeing people get pee'd on. Get yourself a a VPN and find the whole litany of sites out there where people are pissing and poo'ing on each other and fucking farm animals. It all kind of goes together at that point.
But why Legal
Porno had to go that route is beyond me. Should have changed their name to Legal
Pee'ing.'Cause - with the loss of momentum in the scenes - and the world of A++ porn-stars staying away from the place like it was cancer (whereas before they would have come here to launch their careers into the stratosphere - there's a reason Proxy Paige is so fucking well known) - the site did, literally and figuratively, piss itself away.