My Semi-Annual, Same Old Complaint.

[twistedvincent]

Another six months have passed and still Mike Angelo and Ian Scott continue their on screen, cock rubbing romance. About 90% of all LP, non-Giorgio scenes STILL feature these two idiots. I'm surprised they're not married at this point.

I mean c'mon....

To make matters worse, mongoloid man Ian continues the road to Woodman with his progressively growing gut and hairy fucking back. He's one of the worst "tip fucking"offenders AND one of the most difficult to look at male performers in porn in general.

The only thing I like about him is that he took is name from Scott Ian of Anthrax.

Put him out to pasture....

[gongobyte]

While I completely agree with ur Ian Scott comments, I notice you also complain about Kid J.. who is by far the only good penetrator (deep long strokes) on LP. Hopefully there are more scenes to come with Erik Everhard. He is not the best, but good enough that he was a fresh of breath air from the constant Ian ,Tony and Mike scenes.

Soo.. if ur not just trolling.. out of curiosity who would you consider a "good" performer. Almost every big studio in Europe and many of the US ones has major problems with using old "past their prime" performers. I mean just look how awful sineplex's male casting has been, they cant even get one AAA performer. Since there are hardly any studios except the few big ones still making porn there is no source of good "young" performers coming thru the ranks for them to hire. I hate to think how bad the porn is going to get in the next few years as the current guys age even more.

Its a medical fact that guys in their 20s have the hardest cocks, best erections and strongest libido, yet the average age of the guys they use seems to be 50 years old. Half these guys probably wouldn't even be able to maintain erections without pills. Even guys who I used to enjoy watching, like Vinny and Christian Clay, fuck really slow and boring in most of their new scenes.

Gonzo did do some scenes recently with some new / different guys. The downside to this was that the positioning and the way they approached the girls was pretty terrible, like the guys had no idea what to do and the girl was in awkward angles to the cam, the director needed to be more active in showing the new guys how to position their bodies and the girl. So the scenes with the new guys ended up being pretty damn awful anyway.

[twistedvincent]

Yeah, I don't like Christan Clay, or Vinny at all either. Now Clay is ruining scenes for tushy.com as well.

I hate to say it but off the top of my head I can't think of ANY performers I like in Gonzo OR Sineplex with the exception of Markus Tynai and even HIS performances have been suffering sometimes as of late). I noticed recently he's been filming here in the US so I'm assuming he'll be in fewer LP scenes. Maybe is was some kind of porn foreign exchange program with Everhard...lol

I think Giorgio has got an excellent stable of male talent (Yuri Rocket comes to mind) and as much as I'd like to see Giorgios guys in more scenes, I hope they don't film any more than they already are because IMO performances suffer BIG TIME when these guys start shooting every day of multiple scenes a day, much like I'm sure they are doing at Gonzo. People here have criticized me all the time for having this attitude but it's a complete deal breaker for me when male talent doesn't have any cum at the end of a scene and 80% of Gonzo's male talent is horribly guilty of that! (I'm looking at you Christian Clay).

In all honestly it's gotten so bad (to me anyway) that between seeing Mr. and Mr. Mike Angelo CONSTANTLY and the severe lack of quality performers blowing quality loads, I hardly even bother with Gonzo/Sineplex scenes at all. At this point the only reason I still patronize legalporno is because of Giorgio. Being the big (extreme) facial lover that I am I suggested in his thread that I'd like to see his girls dump the bowl of sperm over their faces rather than swallow it in some of his scenes and he actually responded "WTF...Great idea, I will get on it asap!" which I found REALLY cool.

In closing one would think that their would HAVE to be some new recruits to be had SOMEWHERE in Europe/Russia for Gods sake. I mean I don't remember seeing this many limp dick/no cum issues in European/Russian performers even just five years ago and it's happening a lot with American performers in recent years as well though for some reason not as much. I know that they're vanilla scenes for the most part but I don't see the same limp/load issues in Brazzers, Jules Jordan or (for the most part) Evil Angel.

And I DID check out the scenes with the new guys as well and you're 100% correct, they're ABYSMAL.

[laura.]

Peraonally I would love to see Markus back and I miss him. The man is seriously cute and probably the only stud I watch as much as I watch the girls. Such a hot body and although there is bigger out there, his cock is lush. He also has a chemistry with a lot of the girls, something that is missing with other studs.

Failing that we could always ask Timo and his brother back... x

[twistedvincent]

Wow, didn't realize there were any girls here. NICE!! I agree, except I don't think he's cute

And for the love of god PLEASE no Timo Hardy! I never, ever cared for that guy because he always made monkey noises when he fucked...lol.

THAT'S a big part of why I hate Mike Angelo so much. If you watch his scenes when he first started in porn, every time he would cum he made a STUPID and VERY not sexy sound just like Chewbacca from Star Wars. Ever since I first heard it I thought he was a fucking idiot.

[laura.]

The Chewbacca comment is very timely lol and don't worry, I was joking about Timo. Not a bad looking guy, but having to watch him wank himself furiously to cum was a little annoying, and made me wonder if the gorgeous Russian girls actually did anything for him! X

[twistedvincent]

Wank himself furiously....lol.

It's very true though, watching him take FOREVER to cum to such beautiful girls used to be such a fucking turn off along with the monkey sounds. Truthfully he was so unappealing that no matter how hot the girl was I could never successfully have a wank to ANY of his scenes. My cock would have no part of it...HA!

But my girlfriend at the time liked the way he looked as well for some reason (I also think he LOOKS like a monkeyboy as well as sounds like one ). She wanted to masturbate to his scenes and wanted me to masturbate with her and I couldn't because if I accidentally looked away from her and saw Timo on the screen it was all over.....Sad.

Where are you from?

[laura.]

Lol. She sounded like a fun girl and broad minded:) I am from the UK x

[twistedvincent]

BTW, who is Timo's brother?

[SuperImp]

Good thread. Contrary to some folks (not any of you), the guys do have a minority stake in the quality of the scene. I'm starting to think it's either the countless scenes they do and/or a combination of the performance enhancements some of them might take (No clue if they actually take PE drugs). Age is probably a factor too.

I see why it is also so damn hard for male talent in this industry to succeed. The shit is rare in regards to the talent pool. It's probably why there are only a handful of male talent that people can even name. It's easy to talk game, but a completely different story when you are expected to perform and cum on demand.

Gonzo:
I think Mike Angelo and Kid Jamaica (Hands down best balls deep fucker at great intensity) are probably the best guys on the Gonzo side. Christian was up there, but he seems to have slowed down drastically. Erik Everhard is probably only on temporary visa, but a solid performer.

Sineplex:
Ed Junior is probably the best on Sineplex side for raw fucking, but would actually prefer Timo or Markus back given what they have right now.

GG:
GG looks to have a promising crew, but I haven't memorized their names yet. Easy to remember a female model first, then we can learn the guys name 30 scenes later They seem to be the only ones though with some real cum at the end at least.

I think this is why we are seeing so much fake cum or low amounts of cum for adequate facials, swallows, etc. Most of the guys above aren't even that huge either, but are the best performers (minus dropping loads). Chemistry, at least an average sized cock, a good fucking, being able to go balls deep without creating the next Grand Canyon, and blowing a decent load is pretty much my only requirements for males. That alone is tough to find

[laura.]

BTW, who is Timo's brother?

Oliver Strelly

[twistedvincent]

Shit, I never knew that. I liked him infinitely better than Timo.

[twistedvincent]

Gonzo:
Christian was up there, but he seems to have slowed down drastically.

GG:
GG looks to have a promising crew, but I haven't memorized their names yet. Easy to remember a female model first, then we can learn the guys name 30 scenes later They seem to be the only ones though with some real cum at the end at least.

I think this is why we are seeing so much fake cum or low amounts of cum for adequate facials, swallows, etc. Most of the guys above aren't even that huge either, but are the best performers (minus dropping loads). Chemistry, at least an average sized cock, a good fucking, being able to go balls deep without creating the next Grand Canyon, and blowing a decent load is pretty much my only requirements for males. That alone is tough to find

Christian never blew quality loads, at least that I saw.

As I said before, the GG scenes are the only scenes I download anymore because of LP's rapidly rising ticket cost (especially for DAP scenes) and the decline in the Gonzo, Sineplex male talent.

I can appreciate the fact that it's performing on camera, cumming cue is not easy (Tony Brooklyn STILL cant!). But I can't help but think that if LP put out a casting call in Europe/Russia for male talent they'd find at least a few more candidates, probably more.

Personally I think they're just lazy because they (Legalporno) are the only site offering these types of scenes (at least for now) and we are still fucking paying for it. They have no incentive to make ANY changes in talent, sets or anything else for that matter.

[twistedvincent]

Good thread. Contrary to some folks (not any of you), the guys do have a minority stake in the quality of the scene. I'm starting to think it's either the countless scenes they do and/or a combination of the performance enhancements some of them might take (No clue if they actually take PE drugs). Age is probably a factor too.

I agree. Countless scenes = Countless $$$ so honestly these guys probably don't give a shit how they perform as long as they're getting paid. And they get paid a LOT!

[gongobyte]

Agree with some points, but not on Markus. He is by far the worst tip-fucker Gonzo ever had (no excuse given the small size of his cock) and his cock looked soft and wrinkly. Getting rid of him the best thing LP ever did.

[dap-addict]

Countless scenes = Countless $$$ so honestly these guys probably don't give a shit how they perform as long as they're getting paid. And they get paid a LOT!

Makeing payment dependant on cum-shot quality and forced breaks die to wood problems would make LP rich, I guess.
Worth a thought for xxx, I hope.
For gonzo I agree with SuperImp and dont really mind Ian Scott much as Ian, Mike and also Kid really work together fine on girls. Rest if their motivation is not my biz.