Would you eat it for love?

[bdsmpretty]

Would you eat it for love?

First, apologies for the clickbait title, but it just seemed the perfect phrasing to engage interest and concentrate minds.
Second, hopefully you know by now that I'm not a troll, so this poll/inquiry is not to be read - IN ANY WAY - as a request for such content to appear here (we have sh*tty-bum-bum, or whatever they call themselves, to make that demand here at regular intervals).

Next, the context for such a surreal inquiry, so you don't think this quite unusual avenue of inquiry for me is not a consequence of being hacked or a joke.

Over Christmas I had a call with a friend who was waiting for his partner in a bar (she's the 'treat them mean, keep them keen' type). He had been waiting quite a while and was bored, which may be the greater part of why he called me.
In the background as we spoke, that horrendous Meatloaf (I think?) song came on 'I would do anything for love... but I wouldn't do that'.
To try to drown it out as much as possible so I didn't have to listen to it, I said the first thing that came into my head that I thought would provoke a response.
It was late, I was tired and I was in a holiday frame of mind, is my only real defence.

So as you do... I asked him (bearing in mind his girlfriend was keeping him waiting a *long time*, which suggests he is seriously obsessed with her) that if she ever asked him to eat her sh*t, would he? And he said 'yes', no hesitation.
This I found interesting, because previously when we had discussed our limits (at university), he had said that this was his absolute red line. Even pee he was against, and said that if ever a woman asked him to participate in those activities, it meant she didn't respect him and he would have to leave her on that very basis.
Now a decade or so later he says 'yes' without hesitation.
Interesting.

I won't bore you with the rest of the conversation, but that section of it has been playing on my mind for the last week.
'Would I? And if so, for whom? And, 'Am I the only one who feels like this?' So the idea of a poll here came to mind.

The poll is a basic closed Yes/No, to keep it simple.
But if you want to expand upon your reasoning, or add any information you feel relevant to your vote, please do add a comment.

Poll Question:
Is there anyone (in your real life or your porn life, as a fantasy) whose sh*t you would be prepared to eat, if they said it would really turn them on? Yes/No.

VERY IMPORTANT CAVEAT:
To prevent this thread getting deleted before the results can tell us anything about ourselves as an forum and as an audience, please DO NOT post links to any sites of that type, and DO NOT post any images either.
'White creme' scenes are obviously OK as this site already has that content here. But anything 'Off-white' (or 'blanc cassé' as the French say) and darker should not appear.
Thank you in advance for respecting that rule.

Appendix.

By way of disclosure, I should also add that sc*t is a genre I don't seek in my porn life. The last time I even visited a site of that genre was LezPoo (c2010?), which was essentially a mix between the classic high-glamour Tainster 'messy' scenes (creme/slime/wet), and the (also classic/legendary) creme scenes of the Sineplex Timea/Linda days (c2015).
The LezPoo scenes had none of the grimy/gloomy (squalid-looking in fact) image you associate with sc*t scenes for real.

So my feeling about LezPoo is that it was essentially a 'brown creme' equivalent to Sineplex 'white creme' scenes (spray creme plus cake mix/peanut butter etc for texture, squirted into a clean-douched performer, and expelled as and when).
This may not be the case (my impression only), but that is what I suspected back then.
Partly due to how much of it the performers were able to produce 'on demand', partly the consistent texture, but most of all the simple fact the performers were able to shoot those scenes at all.
The performers were not looking extremely ill and uncomfortable, or serial-puking, which I think would be inevitable if you shot real scenes of that type for hours on end.

What fascinated me more than anything about those scenes was that these women were very attractive performers, and they were doing this in full evening dress (silk dresses, stockings and heels, I think a tiara was even worn in one scene).
So it was the 'extreme-contrast concept' (high-class v extreme grime) that captured my attention. In a way, it reminded me of performance art in the Warhol/Shroeter etc tradition. Candy Darling and friends.

I add this disclaimer to clarify that sc*t is neither something I fantasize about or seek in porn.
I think it's important to the integrity of the poll that as many people who also have 'no abiding interest' in that genre, give it thought and reply as honestly as they can, to get a true perspective on this subject.
Obviously those interested in it anyway will reply 'yes', which does not tell us anything we don't already know.

Finally...
As for me. I will vote now (if I poll-makers can), and add a comment later tonight/tomorrow, as this is already a long post and I want to present a clear and considered answer, not a rushed one.
But to show no fear and confront it head-on, I will say 'yes' (though I never have), and offer (beyond certain former lovers, whose names will obviously remain private) my top three AV performers as examples of women I am sufficiently infatuated with enough (I think) to consider such a thing.
In an impossible parallel universe, if we were lovers and they were to say it would really turn them on, I think I would.

I suspect I am not the only one here who feels like this. The poll will inevitably reveal all.

[ZiziMinuscule2]

Shit !

I logged just to post it: You are my man. So reasuring someone feels it in a very similar way.

I will try to post more later.

My answer is: Yes. Yes, I would. And I would feel honoured to do this.

Thank You for Your attention.

[ryukenmaster666]

No. And I probably wouldn't do it in someone's mouth even if she asks. That's a bit too much for me.

Piss on the other hand, yeah I can drink from some, but it has to be clean (drink a lot before, not the yellow stincky one). And give it is no problem lol

[bdsmpretty]

It's interesting to see that quite a few members have voted (thank you for engaging honestly with the subject, as I wasn't sure how this would be received, or even if I would return to find myself banned. It is a kind of a 'wild card' thread).

And while results currently stand at a third 'Yes' and two thirds 'No' (albeit with a week still to run), maybe the weekend forum crowd are an altogether edgier scene, and with the addition of a little New Years Eve medication, inhibitions may slip and that ratio may change.

Also interesting that it suggests the audience for pee here might be of a 'one-way traffic' mentality, in that they like to do to others what they would not particularly like others to do to them (comment above making a distinction that they would for pee was interesting insight, so thanks for that).

I suppose like BDSM scene, and the concepts of tops and bottoms among lesbians, there will always be one party more inclined to want to do, and the other more preferring to be done to, but I think that would result in a 50/50 ratio (for pee anyway), which isn't the case yet. That said, sh*t is certainly 'next level', as gamers say.

I should have also added that I am not a pee fan, and don't buy pee scenes. So it is curious that I don't follow sc*t sites, I don't buy pee scenes, and yet, *for love* - to please someone I was head-over-heels crazy about - I would get into that.
It's an interesting contradiction to discover in myself, which is why I brought it here, in case other found that (not having previously thought much about it) the same may apply to them.

'Love is Strange' as that great and kooky 1950s song goes...

[bdsmpretty]

Aaaaaaaaaand the results are in. And it's amost a three to one victory for the 'I wouldn't eat it, not even once, not even for love (not even for Emily Watson!)' camp. You miserable reactionary killjoys! Now off to church with you all...

But it was an interesting anthropological experiment for me to conduct upon you all.
On reflection, I should have added a 'would you want someone to eat yours for love (the vice-versa)', so we could see if there was any difference in the vote, as that would also reveal something interesting. But too late now, so you will never know.

Many thanks for all who voted for your contribution to science.
And to the mods/admins too, as I wondered when I wrote it if it would get censored (or even get me banned) for being a bit 'raw' as a theme for a poll. And after careful consideration I decided.. f*ck it, post it anyway. As we all do on a regular basis.

No. And I probably wouldn't do it in someone's mouth even if she asks. That's a bit too much for me.

Piss on the other hand, yeah I can drink from some, but it has to be clean (drink a lot before, not the yellow stincky one). And give it is no problem lol

That has inspired me to do a pee one, as (since that is a such a popular niche here for some/many) that may yield a narrower margin of difference. or it may reveal that many pee fans like to pee on, but not actually want to be peed on, which would tell an interesting story. We shall see.

[squirtjunkie]

That has inspired me to do a pee one, as (since that is a such a popular niche here for some/many) that may yield a narrower margin of difference. or it may reveal that many pee fans like to pee on, but not actually want to be peed on, which would tell an interesting story. We shall see.

Where ist this new thread???