I'm trying to get some pussy badly.

[skin head slim]

I just got out of prison Friday morning I did 16 years 5 months I haven't had sex sense NOVEMBER 1999. That's not cool but I'm shy when it comes to women and trying to talk to them. I can do this because it's new and I want to see if it's gonna work out or not

[utopiaa]

Good luck I heard girls like bad boys so 16 year 5 month in jail will be a good card to play when trying to get chicks.

[skin head slim]

That's not really going to help me get this done I just want to have a good woman who wants to get worshiped and FUCKed hard for a good couple of hours.That's what Ia matter looking for, me and you on your back...Hey man let me and you get this done. ..

[Pineapples Studio]

You just got out of prison, but you know about Legalporno and Internet forums?

[skin head slim]

No I was on xvideos. And some how it brought me to this page. And I'm not gonna not try this one. You feel me .

[magizi877]

This is the best way I know of. I know it works because this is how I meet my girlfriend.

You are going to need a car or motorcycle. Otherwise it would be awkward to ask her to your place, haha.
Clean your apartment/house. Take a shower. Don't wear jeans. You look in shape so wear clothes that look elegant and not baggy.

Learn how to dance (the basics takes about 12 hours), and go to a bar, around 10 p.m. on a friday, girls start becoming extra friendly due to alcohol, and in general people go to bars to have fun so chances are girls are looking after the same thing you are. So look for those you like, and start asking them out, say something straight to the point, "would you grant me this piece?" and then just keep dancing for 1 to 2 hours with the same girl. At that point they wont be able to resist haha.

Best part is, no talking is needed. As an introverted guy, small talk and flirting just doesn't come natural for me, that's why I opted for this route. (Which is basically raw sexual energy) Keep in mind some girls are dating a dude and will reject you or simply because they don't like you. That's normal, it's disappointing, but that's life in a nutshell haha. Keep on trying. Switch bars if needed.

[pornjedi]

Don't be disappointed by rejections. People are not required to have the taste that is a guy like you, or anyone else in particular. This in no way means there's anything wrong with you. I like some girls and not others, that doesn't mean the other girls are ugly, it means they are not what I like. So if a person goes to a store to buy a new couch, he picks the one he likes. Doesn't mean the rest are awful and won't find a home, and don't deserve a home. It means I have my tastes and you have your tastes. Same for girls. Not everyone will like you, but that's not any sign of you.

Notwithstanding if you look or smell awful. That can make your task more difficult.

[anonimis]

what a history, man! Good luck

[pornjedi]

I was just thinking of the way the world was when this guy was first incarcerated. Well not even going back 16+ years, but just to the year 2,000... this is what was around him then:

Only 360,000,000 total internet users. Today that's not even 2/3 of the people who use Facebook. Today it's nearly 2 billion people online in some way.
In the year 2,000 the US finally had half the homes with a personal computer.
The ORIGINAL iPod was unveiled in 2001.
When the guy went in NAPSTER music service was the premier file-sharing service.
Google becomes the largest search engine in the world.
Intel and AMD managed to top speeds of 1GHZ with their processors, something that many people in the computer industry didn't believe could be done.
High end computer RAM was 128mb.
The original SIMS game from EA is released.
Windows 2000 comes out.
The domain [spam].com first came online in January 2,000.
Verizon is formed in America in April 2,000.
DVD burners were still 2 years away.

There's got to be some kind of shock or adjustment period, right?

[skin head slim]

Your very correct in that this has been a big difference between then and now. BUT I AM DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE to KEEP my ASS out of there...
I'm not trying to rush anything I am just trying to function out of there walls

[pornjedi]

I was just thinking about your challenges nothing intended as a jab or anything, if it sounded that way. I seriously wish you all the best.

[WhynotmoreEuros]

Can I make a suggestion?

1) Don't tell any women you just got out of prison...for a long time.
2) Don't go looking for dates or to pick a woman up from a bar to satisfy your needs after getting out of prison.
Take care of that through a provider of the appropriate services. I'm sure guys here can recommend a particular website to find the right escort.
There are a bunch of them out there now.
3) Get your work situation straightened out and save up a few thousand dollars before dating and getting into even a casual relationship.
Fights over money sometimes end with domestic violence situations...which get a lot of people sent right back to prison.


I'm sure this stuff looks common sense to you.

[WhynotmoreEuros]

That's not really going to help me get this done I just want to have a good woman who wants to get worshiped and FUCKed hard for a good couple of hours.That's what Ia matter looking for, me and you on your back...Hey man let me and you get this done. ..

Escorts are not going to want to do that. They want you to come in chill, lay your money down, cum in a pump or two and gtfo.

You might want to try PlentyofFish.com (not sure what country you're in) and just find whatever semi-fuckable, non-crazy looking chick you can get who is up front that she wants to fuck. A guy in your position has to get it crystal clear that it's okay before you meet her or you could get drama that leads back to prison.

Honestly You should just binge on some internet porn for a day or two (maybe a month ) and get a little of the steam off then get an escort. But don't try this fuck for hours thing because these escorts are not going to want that.

Do the escort thing until you're settled in with your job and then start the semi-suckable, non-crazy looking chicks on PlentyofFish.com and work your way up from there.

I'd be careful if I were you and remember that you can't have everything the way you want it immediately.

[Pineapples Studio]

This is how you get the chicks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4HQ5w21YBQ

Works every time.