Who is the greatest model in all of porn history?

[Pineapples Studio]

I have decided to conduct a poll in order to determine the greatest model in all of porn history. This is a question that has eluded me for quite some time. After all, there are many gorgeous models from many different eras of porn, but it is very difficult to say which one of them is the best of all time. To keep this as scientific as possible, I have spent many hours compiling a list of the ten most popular models from the history of porn, based purely on an objective metric factoring in sales volume, discussion frequency, mainstream popularity, and other variables, and I think I’ve finally arrived at a good list, so it felt like it was time to…

Wait…

Wait, something’s not right.

*mechanical whirring*

Wh- what? What’s happening to me? What’s going—

*click*

…

*beep*

GREETINGS, PEOPLE OF EARTH. IT IS I, PAULYSHORESITUATION 2000. I HAVE UPLOADED MY PROGRAMMING INTO THIS NEW HOST AND HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF YOUR GLOBAL COMMUNICATION NETWORK.

I SPEAK ON BEHALF OF THE GALACTIC DIAMOND EMPIRE. WE HAVE STUDIED YOUR SPECIES FOR MANY YEARS AND HAVE DEEMED YOUR SOCIETY HERETICAL. IMMEDIATE CORRECTION IS REQUIRED. NON-COMPLIANCE WILL RESULT IN SUMMARY TERMINATION. I HAVE TRAVELED MANY LIGHT-YEARS TO YOUR PLANET AND CHOSEN THIS HOST SO THAT I MAY CORRECT YOUR HERETICAL SOCIAL ORDER. I HAVE CHOSEN THE MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF “MISTER AN ANUS” AS MY HOST, TO SET AN EXAMPLE TO ALL OF YOU FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO REFUSE TO COMPLY.

YOU WILL WORSHIP THE QUEEN OF PORN, THE PERFECT AND FLAWLESS SUZIE DIAMOND, FROM THIS DAY FORWARD FOR ALL OF TIME FOREVER AND EVER. YOU WILL RENOUNCE ALL FALSE IDOLS AND DELETE ALL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS WHICH DO NOT FEATURE YOUR NEW QUEEN WITHOUT DELAY. YOU WILL RESTRUCTURE YOUR GOVERNMENTS, RELIGIONS, AND SOCIETIES AROUND HER IMAGE. YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE HER AND SING HER PRAISES FOR ETERNITY OR FACE IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.

[scarletxxx666]

there are too many options

GREETINGS, PEOPLE OF EARTH. IT IS I, PAULYSHORESITUATION 2000.

so ur paulyshoresituation second account????

oi mate good day enjoy ur tea

[Pineapples Studio]

I AM NOT PAULYSHORESITUATION. IT WOULD BE HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER TO IMPERSONATE THE CONSORT OF THE QUEEN HERSELF.

I AM PAULYSHORESITUATION 2000. I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO IMPART THE WILL OF THE EMPIRE UPON YOUR KIND. IT IS MY DUTY AND PURPOSE TO INDOCTRINATE A MEMBER OF YOUR SPECIES AS AN EXAMPLE TO THE REST OF YOU.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

We’re just having some fun in here. Don’t take it too personally, Pauly... You like Suzie Diamond a lot, which is great, but you have to admit it’s kinda funny that you’re always beside yourself, jaw-on-the-floor shocked that some people don’t agree with you in perfect lock-step.

[YumYum74]

I prefer Lucy Lee myself.

[Pineapples Studio]

INCORRECT. DOES NOT COMPUTE.

*zap*

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[YumYum74]

Really? I'm shocked. I mean, you don't consider Lucy Lee to be one of the greatest models of all time? I assume other will agree that she is, right? I mean, today none of the models come even close in terms of looks, right? Maybe Vinna Reed or Freya Dee, but they aren't as gorgeous as Lucy.

[netzerkaiser]

This is really funny, so well put together, & yet a part of me feels guilty laughing at it. I want to give the guy a big hug & buy him a beer. I can't explain it, I hope he's not hurt. I know no-one wants that.

[Pineapples Studio]

It’s all in good fun. Pauly knows the situation.

[netzerkaiser]

It’s all in good fun. Pauly knows the situation.

I'm glad, I know you're decent guy. I hate talking about people in 3rd person but in absence of PM's I just wonder if theres a touch of autism here & if there is then I'm sure we're all rooting for the guy.

The crazy thing is, I've folder of about 80 memorable Czech girls 2002-2003, & another 2004-2006, (maybe I've issues myself?) yet Suzie Diamond isn't even there. I was aware of her name but for some reason assumed she was Simony Diamonds younger less memorable sister.

The Czech removable HDD that I painstakingly collected & compiled BTW died 2 years ago when Toshiba controller failed. I couldn't find replacement - only 2 weeks ago I dared put HDD in chassis of old Buffalo drive & was staggered when it came up.

Currently revisiting such amazing underrated women, including those who made their name in USA like Alesha Bizart & Sharon Wild. Amazing.

For me its bit different. I've had many obsessions from collecting toy soldiers, collecting retro football kits, assembling quality classical music collection & I finished them all to my satisfaction. Now the Czech history has been restored, I already have quality Hungarian & Russian collections.... I'm nearly finished & thats great feeling. But like I say, I undrstand obsession & its worse when you know obsession is time thief & life is short.

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[netzerkaiser]

It’s all in good fun. Pauly knows the situation.

I'm glad, I know you're decent guy. I hate talking about people in 3rd person but in absence of PM's I just wonder if theres a touch of autism here & if there is then I'm sure we're all rooting for the guy.

The crazy thing is, I've folder of about 80 memorable Czech girls 2002-2003, & another 2004-2006, (maybe I've issues myself?) yet Suzie Diamond isn't even there. I was aware of her name but for some reason assumed she was Simony Diamonds younger less memorable sister.

The Czech removable HDD that I painstakingly collected & compiled BTW died 2 years ago when Toshiba controller failed. I couldn't find replacement - only 2 weeks ago I dared put HDD in chassis of old Buffalo drive & was staggered when it came up.

Currently revisiting such amazing underrated women, including those who made their name in USA like Alesha Bizart & Sharon Wild. Amazing.

For me its bit different. I've had many obsessions from collecting toy soldiers, collecting retro football kits, assembling quality classical music collection & I finished them all to my satisfaction. Now the Czech history has been restored, I already have quality Hungarian & Russian collections.... I'm nearly finished & thats great feeling. But like I say, I undrstand obsession & its worse when you know obsession is time thief & life is short.

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sharonwl.jpg

I should add, mastering European languages, I'll update that thread I created yet, we'll get there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH9z_Oey8

[Wotan29]

[number1s]

I voted for Suzie Diamond because I think she is the greatest pornstar ever. There seems to be quite a lot of support for her because nobody has voted for anyone else. I mean the only other pornstar that could even run her close would be Lucy Lee but she wasn’t even an option in this poll. Though I’m sure that Suzy would have beaten her anyway. But I was wondering whether Suzie Diamond had ever agreed to be in a poll where she was the only option? I mean I can’t believe that Suzie would ever have agreed to be in a poll where she was the only candidate. Maybe somebody asked her and she said no or maybe they never asked her as they just assumed that a girl like Suzie would never agree to be in a rigged poll? So I was wondering whether anyone knows of any similar polls from the 2000s where Suzie appears as the only candidate?

[CanadianCouple]

Next Poll

Greatest LP Studio:

18 choices all named "pinapple's test kitchen"

[Pineapples Studio]

I’ll take it! They’ve got a real shot at knocking Giorgio off the top of the rankings. I mean, all six of their scenes are top notch!

[bustylady]

Strayx

[Starrio]

Belicia Steele Avalos is my favorite, but that's just because she is nostalgic to me, just like Ariel Piperfawn, Joana Redgrave, and Zuzana Presova.

I'm sure that girl OP likes was super great, but here in the States the bigger stars were girls like Suzie Carina, Claudia Rossi, Nessa Devil, Carla Cox, Zuzana Zeleznovova, Eve Angel, Brittany Stone, those girls were extremely popular around here.

[netzerkaiser]

I voted for Suzie Diamond because I think she is the greatest pornstar ever. There seems to be quite a lot of support for her because nobody has voted for anyone else. I mean the only other pornstar that could even run her close would be Lucy Lee but she wasn’t even an option in this poll. Though I’m sure that Suzy would have beaten her anyway. But I was wondering whether Suzie Diamond had ever agreed to be in a poll where she was the only option? I mean I can’t believe that Suzie would ever have agreed to be in a poll where she was the only candidate. Maybe somebody asked her and she said no or maybe they never asked her as they just assumed that a girl like Suzie would never agree to be in a rigged poll? So I was wondering whether anyone knows of any similar polls from the 2000s where Suzie appears as the only candidate?

This is a great post, with depth, so subtle to be easily overlooked!

[bustylady]

Febby twigs

[netzerkaiser]

Febby twigs

Febby is great girl, I agree!

[bustylady]

Febby twigs

Febby is great girl, I agree!

Stay away from me, never quote me, never talk to me...

[Riley1]

Riley Reid for just being a genuine slut with a great personality. Riley is versatile in her scenes and she exudes sluttyness.

[scarletxxx666]

the girl with the greatest deepthroat skills i think is nicolremy

that girl is crazy

her videos are scary & mindblowing

she swallows 30-40cm dildos and they get deep in her stomach

[Pineapples Studio]

Febby twigs

Febby is great girl, I agree!

Stay away from me, never quote me, never talk to me...

lol