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Joachim Kessef

Postby UK-88 » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:34 am

Good to see Joachim Kessef back in action on LP. He did a great job in the latest Susan Melo scene!!

xxx please use Joachim in more new scenes, he's been gone way too long and is a great performer :)

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby tgcfc26 » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:58 am

Joachim is a terrible performer, after seeing him push rope for the majority of this scene http://legalporno.com/watch/28879/ashley_woods_4on1_8_it_all_cum_eating_piss_drinking_sz625 I won't be purchasing any more scenes that include him.

FUCK OFF, Opium :p

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby UK-88 » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:52 am

^^

Again I'm not this person Opium, but I completely disagree with your opinion on Joachim.

Especially in this latest scene he stays hard and fucks Susan Melo properly. Joachim has always been a top male performer which is why he has shot more scenes with Sineplex/LP besides maybe Jamaica or brothers Timo/Oliver Strelly.

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby byleth » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:47 pm

Joachim is a good performer. happy to see him in LP production.
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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby SEMU » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:39 pm

Yeah Uko he is good...

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby UK-88 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:25 am

SEMU wrote:
he is good...



I just hope LP puts Joachim in more new scenes!!

Especially after his last performance you can see Joachim getting better as a performer, LP needs to hire him for more scenes :)

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby tgcfc26 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:40 am

Is this a skin colour thing again ? I provided a link to a recent scene in which at no point throughout it was Joachim able to maintain an erection and properly fuck Ashley, and this isn't an isolated incident, the guy has a history of wood problems in tons of scenes. How you three can describe him as "great" or "good" is beyond me, he fails consistently.

UK-88 wrote:I just hope LP puts Marcus in more new scenes!!

Especially after his last performance you can see Marcus getting better as a performer, LP needs to hire him for more scenes :)


^I agree with you here, Opium.

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby UK-88 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:09 am

^

Umm, first off I'm not "opium" as I've stated already several times!! It's getting annoying.

Secondly, clearly you are an idiot if you think Joachim isn't a top performer. Why else do you think LP/Sineplex has shot so many hundreds of scenes with him in the past (i.e. 2005-2010)

And lastly, you edited my previous post. What I wrote was:

I just hope LP puts Joachim in more new scenes!!

Especially after his last performance you can see Joachim getting better as a performer, LP needs to hire him for more new scenes!!


Not sure why you changed it to Marcus since he is probably one of the worst male performers LP currently uses.

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby tgcfc26 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:21 am

UK-88 wrote:Not sure why you changed it to Marcus since he is probably one of the worst male performers LP currently uses.


Why is he one of the worst again, remind me pls, Opium ?

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby UK-88 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:38 am

^^

For the thousandth time I'm not Opium!! But the reason IMO Marcus is one of the worst is that he has too small of a prick, as others have said on this forum.

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby tgcfc26 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:42 am

UK-88 wrote:^^

For the thousandth time I'm not Opium!! But the reason IMO Marcus is one of the worst is that he has too small of a prick, as others have said on this forum.


I thought you might play along with your little charade for a bit longer than that, talk about being blatant. Opium you are a moron, and I bid you good day ;)

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby UK-88 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:15 am

tgcfc26 wrote:
you are a moron, and I bid you good day ;)


Even though I'm not Sir Opium, this sentence gave me a good laugh :D

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby cyberhog59 » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:40 am

UK-88 wrote:Good to see Joachim Kessef back in action on LP. He did a great job in the latest Susan Melo scene!!

xxx please use Joachim in more new scenes, he's been gone way too long and is a great performer :)



Unless these are backlogged scenes...I've seen a good deal of Jamaica and Ed Junior too, two dudes I thought were on hiatus. None the less, I don't agree with you at all on Kessef. He has this annoying habit of looking up for approval when he's anchoring RCG anal that is just not right. Plus, he's kind of spongy. Stick with Junior or Jamaica for caramel flavored nightsticks on LP. The one thing I am thankful for is that we don't see much of Jon Jon anymore. Thank the Gods at LP!

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby dap-addict » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:59 am

Joachim is limp most of the time.
He also doenst fuck the girls balls deep but rather dips their ass usually.
A nice guy on set a lot of girls like, but I would say 1 in 50 of his anal senes are fine.
This is not enough, though. Give him as pass, LP, and rather stick with Ed and Jamaica!
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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby Pineapples Studio » Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:23 am

cyberhog59 wrote:caramel flavored nightsticks

Seriously?

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Re: Joachim Kessef

Postby UK-88 » Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:34 am

cyberhog59 wrote:caramel flavored nightsticks


I disagree, Joachim is one of the best... LP please shoot more scenes with Joachim!!

Why in the world would you care if he "looks up for approval" during RCG? I'm not looking at the guys face I'm looking at the girls ass.

As far as "caramel flavored nightsticks" that sounds weird but I think you should have said "chocolate-flavored" instead. Except in reference to Jamaica who is very light-skinned and really isn't black (he barely passes for IR scenes). Joachim is the real deal to fuck these white girls in the ass :)


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