Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior

[Evil_Del]

Jesus was gay and was having gay orgies with his so called "apostle" Just a bunch of gay dudes having fun.
But then he had a fight with his gay lover Judah and the rest is history

[drevokocur66]

Religion, cancer of the human race. People killing each other over who has a better imaginary friend.

[HwtOxc8K]

Idea for future scene!

Mary Magdalene and the 12 disciples.

Role would be perfect for Evelina Darling!

[Jocke]

Jesus is famous for "spending time" with prostitutes. Seems like a nice guy to me!

[YumYum74]

In the days before the internet, OP was standing in a city centre on a box with a poster ‘the end is nigh’.

[TheGoodGuy]

Jesus is shit , hes fag . there's a so many videos from him fucked by goat and sheep .

religion is for stupid ppl.

[davebowman]

Jesus Christ loves you and has a good plan for your life.

If that plan doesn't involve fapping myself silly to beatiful girls taking multiple cocks up their gaping bungholes, then he can keep it.

[deviliscoming]

Hi everyone,

You are all going to hell for your sins.
That's the bad new, I know you are already
in hell living a life of misery and watching and
masturbating to porn is a way to make it bearable.

The good news is Jesus Christ died for your sins. If
you repent your sins, turn to Jesus and accept Christ
as your personal Lord and Savior you are saved.

Jesus said anyone who looks lustfully at a woman is an
adulterer at heart. Pornography just made it easier.
Jesus also said we should cut off the ways that lead us
into temptation and sin.

Jesus Christ loves you and has a good plan for your life.

Which father tortues and kills his own son ?
He must be a fucked up person .

Simple question for you > Do you believe donkey can speak ?

[Dominator]

Idea for future scene!

Mary Magdalene and the 12 disciples.

Role would be perfect for Evelina Darling!

+1

[Sweep11]

Religion, cancer of the human race. People killing each other over who has a better imaginary friend.

Couldn’t have say it better - nice one Centurion!

[bloodywarriorx]

This is the Op hahahahah

[Angel Eyes]

Religion, cancer of the human race. People killing each other over who has a better imaginary friend.

+1

[meher.malekshahi]

Religion, cancer of the human race. People killing each other over who has a better imaginary friend.

+1

+2

[ExtremePornFan]

I wonder how many videos are in his porn box. When he feels guilty about cumming to DAP he comes here to preach to us.

[maledom_theory]

And on the eighth day god created the GAPE and saw that it was very very good.

[CanadianCouple]

Hi everyone,

You are all going to hell for your sins.
That's the bad new, I know you are already
in hell living a life of misery and watching and
masturbating to porn is a way to make it bearable.

The good news is Jesus Christ died for your sins. If
you repent your sins, turn to Jesus and accept Christ
as your personal Lord and Savior you are saved.

Jesus said anyone who looks lustfully at a woman is an
adulterer at heart. Pornography just made it easier.
Jesus also said we should cut off the ways that lead us
into temptation and sin.

Jesus Christ loves you and has a good plan for your life.

Pornography
Masturbation
Adultery
Sinning

Hell sounds like a cool place.

Arent you happy the Roman Church decided to run with the "dying on the cross" version of Jesus instead of some of the other early Christian beliefs . What would you do otherwise !

[CanadianCouple]

You KNOW this fella watched some trailers while visiting Legalporno to make this post. How else would he have known the legal porno forum existed

[CanadianCouple]

This is the Op hahahahah

We should all add him and send him links to our favorite scene trailers

[error01x]

Hi everyone,

You are all going to hell for your sins.
That's the bad new, I know you are already
in hell living a life of misery and watching and
masturbating to porn is a way to make it bearable.

The good news is Jesus Christ died for your sins. If
you repent your sins, turn to Jesus and accept Christ
as your personal Lord and Savior you are saved.

Jesus said anyone who looks lustfully at a woman is an
adulterer at heart. Pornography just made it easier.
Jesus also said we should cut off the ways that lead us
into temptation and sin.

Jesus Christ loves you and has a good plan for your life.

Nobody is perfect man, chill life

[deviliscoming]

You KNOW this fella watched some trailers while visiting Legalporno to make this post. How else would he have known the legal porno forum existed

Hahaha... Very well said

[ExtremePornFan]

Praise the LORD!

[davebowman]

Praise the LORD!

Why worship Jesus when you can worship Cindy Shine's asshole instead?

[BlueShadow]

[ExtremePornFan]

Hallelujah

[Pineapples Studio]

Instead of mocking you, ill engage with you.

In your view, why is pornography bad?

[Ffddf]

Eat a aids dick religion is bullshit only suckers believe in that garbage

[error01x]

Instead of mocking you, ill engage with you.

In your view, why is pornography bad?

It is the bibles’ opinion not hes’. I’m religious too, but I think more in the modern way. Porn its maybe a sin but not a big sin. There are bigger sins, like war for money, stealing from poor people, slavery, destroying earth, killing, bullying etc.

[error01x]

And by the way God and the Messiah are our saviour. No one knows if Jesus was really the messiah. Can be but not for sure, ask the jewish people.

[error01x]

What really makes me angry is people which say Jesus is God. That is not true. Jesus is also not Son of God. Also there is no one on earth that can be a saint like the catholic church says all the time. With all the gold and statues from Maria etc. Read the ten commandments, then you see that it is prohibited to make statues and pray to them. All lot of reverents dont follow this rules.

Just to say

[error01x]

Hi everyone,

You are all going to hell for your sins.
That's the bad new, I know you are already
in hell living a life of misery and watching and
masturbating to porn is a way to make it bearable.

The good news is Jesus Christ died for your sins. If
you repent your sins, turn to Jesus and accept Christ
as your personal Lord and Savior you are saved.

Jesus said anyone who looks lustfully at a woman is an
adulterer at heart. Pornography just made it easier.
Jesus also said we should cut off the ways that lead us
into temptation and sin.

Jesus Christ loves you and has a good plan for your life.

And Vincentiu judging people is also a sin. There is only one to judge us and that is god himself. You really need to read the bible better man

[zigzg009]

And Vincentiu judging people is also a sin. There is only one to judge us and that is god himself. You really need to read the bible better man[/quote]

+1...Many forget that. If so well versed, I am sure Vincentiu is familiar with Luke 6:37:

“Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.”

[Sweep11]

Instead of mocking you, ill engage with you.

In your view, why is pornography bad?

Nice try Evil but you can’t engage with crazy.

(Btw, your username may not encourage open discussion LOL)

[error01x]

And Vincentiu judging people is also a sin. There is only one to judge us and that is god himself. You really need to read the bible better man

+1...Many forget that. If so well versed, I am sure Vincentiu is familiar with Luke 6:37:

“Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.”[/quote]

Exactly. Thanks

[ryan.cary406]

I worked with a guy who had a degree in classical studies from Xavier university, and it was an all together enlightening experience. When the term "virgin birth" is used, it has Greek origins, and explicitly so, it means that at the time a virgin was offered to the clergy. They then proceeded to gangbang the living hell out of her, which typically resulted in a pregnancy. Considering any other explanation would have run them afoul, the most well trodden explanation was that "god" was the father. Hence the term virgin birth.

[caped.crusader]

Praise the LORD!

Scene ??

[blubeach]

https://www.legalporno.com/watch/61944/ ... pie_sz2327

[101mike101]

Hi everyone,

You are all going to hell for your sins.
That's the bad new, I know you are already
in hell living a life of misery and watching and
masturbating to porn is a way to make it bearable.

The good news is Jesus Christ died for your sins. If
you repent your sins, turn to Jesus and accept Christ
as your personal Lord and Savior you are saved.

Jesus said anyone who looks lustfully at a woman is an
adulterer at heart. Pornography just made it easier.
Jesus also said we should cut off the ways that lead us
into temptation and sin.

Jesus Christ loves you and has a good plan for your life.

Christ also said love your neighbor as yourself. Loving yourself can be seen as masturbation. And loving your neighbor is banging your neighbor.

Some Christians have actually interpreted Christ's sayings this way. So, they established a so-called Oneida community, where they practiced 'free love'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oneida_Co ... x_marriage

Guys in this community developed a technique for holding back their dick, so that they could last for a long time and not cum. This was their form of birth control and a way of prolonging their pleasure. While women were encouraged to orgasm and feel free to enjoy it with the guys.

Of course, young guys didn't become long-lasting studs overnight. They required lots of practice and training. And it was the older women who trained the young guys. These older women couldn't get pregnant anymore, because they were past their menopause. So, it was no big deal if a young inexperienced guy gave his older lady a creampie.

Basically, older women trained young guys, until they became long-lasting studs. And only then they were judged to be ready to nail a younger lady.

Perhaps today's porn industry can learn a lesson or two from this Oneida community about how to train porn-studs. Because this community has shown in practice that you can actually have a Stud School that makes good studs out of totally untrained guys.

In this community, older chicks took on the young dicks and kept training them with their pussies, until the young guys no longer gave them creampies. And it worked too. The older ladies got to enjoy young guys. And the young guys were motivated to pass their no-cum exam. Because they wanted to bang the young ladies too. This was a strong incentive for them to become really good studs.

Stud ability isn't inborn. It's something guys can be trained for. And the Oneida community has shown this in practice, beyond reasonable doubt. And this is something the modern porn industry can learn from. Because the modern porn-industry has no stud-training at all. They expect untrained and inexperienced guys to be good studs right from the start. Which is ridiculous.

Without lots of practice, people can't even learn how to talk and how to walk. Every natural ability requires a lot of practice for full development. Guys becoming good studs works the same way.

So, my advice for cocky guys, who want to become porn-studs is to train with sex-workers, until they pass their no-cum exam. And only then go for their first porn audition. Because if you go for your porn audition untrained and unready, then you are setting yourself up for a failure.

Becoming good at anything requires a lot of practice and learning from mistakes. And this is absolutely true for natural human abilities, such as walking, talking, and banging.

[101mike101]

Here are some examples of how Oneida stud training must've looked like:

[InsideA41YearOldGirl]

You know, I hope there is a special place on hell for who exposes me to geriatric porn without warning. Just because I'm on a porn site don't means I want to see every human being naked.

[101mike101]

You know, I hope there is a special place on hell for who exposes me to geriatric porn without warning. Just because I'm on a porn site don't means I want to see every human being naked.

Lots of people have said this kind of thing about anal sex in the past. But the porn industry persisted in showing anal sex anyway. And now it's almost the norm. It's no longer a big deal to show anal sex.

I think it's great that older people want to have sex too. There is no such thing as being too old to have sex. This might be new to you. But if you watch it enough, then eventually you'll get used to watching this kind of stuff.

You should also remember, that someday you'll be old too. So, the standards you set for old people now will eventually be applied to you too. This is why you shouldn't do to older people the kinds of things that you wouldn't want to be done to yourself. Or else, others will follow your example and do them to you too, when you get old enough.