Kristy Black is Amazing

[zaisafi]

Kristy Black is Amazing Piss Drinker want to see anal funal

[avanfurwet]

^ I misread that as "anal funeral"

[IndyPleco]

^ I misread that as "anal funeral"

I was prepared because he always misspells funnel, but so did I the first time

[YumYum74]

Well, I didn’t, but I can’t unsee it now.

[avanfurwet]

Well, I didn’t, but I can’t unsee it now.

No, what were you thinking? Stop thinking that.

I was thinking of an after-party!

Like that guy in China who had strippers at his funeral. Bet he was popular.

Could be a storyline for a new movie. If Luis won't make it, maybe Giorgio will. Could use his old prop coffin again.

e.g.

Old perv dies from a heart attack while watching Kristy Black's latest scene.
(This part may actually be true, I'll be watching it later)

His mates invite the pretty LP bad girls to his funeral. They arrive inappropriately dressed. Scandal!

At the after-party, things get completely out of control, (quelle surprise).

Booze runs out, so the girls mix up some drinks of their own. (thanks Megan & Elen).

<insert favourite actions here>

and so on.

Could be a miracle! The old perv raised from the dead by the antics of the naughty LP pretties!

Alternative ending, like in vampire movies where the vamp is awakened by blood dripping into the coffin. Only this time not blood. Obviously.

[davebowman]

Count me in for a Kirsty Black anal funeral scene - sounds epic!

[Alan2008]

Well, I didn’t, but I can’t unsee it now.

No, what were you thinking? Stop thinking that.

I was thinking of an after-party!

Like that guy in China who had strippers at his funeral. Bet he was popular.

Could be a storyline for a new movie. If Luis won't make it, maybe Giorgio will. Could use his old prop coffin again.

e.g.

Old perv dies from a heart attack while watching Kristy Black's latest scene.
(This part may actually be true, I'll be watching it later)

His mates invite the pretty LP bad girls to his funeral. They arrive inappropriately dressed. Scandal!

At the after-party, things get completely out of control, (quelle surprise).

Booze runs out, so the girls mix up some drinks of their own. (thanks Megan & Elen).

<insert favourite actions here>

and so on.

Could be a miracle! The old perv raised from the dead by the antics of the naughty LP pretties!

Alternative ending, like in vampire movies where the vamp is awakened by blood dripping into the coffin. Only this time not blood. Obviously.

I am confused. How will you see the scene if you die for it......

[avanfurwet]

I am confused. How will you see the scene if you die for it......

Damn. A flaw in my brilliant screenplay masterpiece of erotic literature.

Or, possibly, the old guy is awakened by the LP girls' lusty screams ~ and peeps out of his coffin to witness the shenanigans at his wake.

Or, his beautiful young widow has discovered that he left her no money, and wees on his coffin ... that might wake the old pervert up?

I'm envisaging a sort of "Papy Lazurus" character.

Like "Papy Voyeur" only more classy. Or possibly less classy.

...

Or did you mean that I would die after watching Kristy's scene?

Happily I survived. And would bravely volunteer to watch it again. That little lady is quite something.