by jackthetreacleeater » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:54 pm
dap-addict wrote:Sir Noel wrote:I wonder at what point Brittany looked in the mirror, at her gym hardened physique she has worked hard for, and thought what it needed was a wide mattress of pubic hair just so as to look utterly out of place with absolutely every other square millimetre of her otherwise shaved, manicured and preened body?
Sums it pretty much up for me.
Would be nice, though, if Brittany came here and explained.
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For some strange reason hairy muffs have become fashionable in porn, the root cause of which remains unclear to me. Certainly not because "fans" demanded the return of 70's hairy muffs I'm sure. As with tramps stamps as a fashion statement, I remain befuddled by hairy muffs as a fashion statement. Fortunately fashions comes and go, so I'm sure the lady-shaves will be retrieved at some point. Your out of luck if you've got a tattoo though,because when they do go out of fashion (and they will) you're going to look like a twat. Tattoos are not just for Christmas, they're for life. Also they do not make you an individual, because every man and his dog has one now; it just makes you a sheep.
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