The Random Picture Thread

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

What flavour of pussy? Vanilla?

[avanfurwet]

Looks like Alice Miller.

[gapefan]

Peach

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Fruit bat. Real pic. Scary 'wee' fucker innit. Check those eyes

[avanfurwet]

Fruit bat. Real pic. Scary 'wee' fucker innit. Check those eyes

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Little cutie

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

A wee kiss and a stroke and he'll be putty

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Just concentrate on the game

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Embarrassing sandals or what

[leeesparky]

Just concentrate on the game

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Good advice

I hope 0 on 1 for her

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

I'd be a wee bitty disappointed

A cause worth fighting for, probably

Nope. Never seen him before

[laura.]

Worst quiz answer ever?

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

A white Alligator. Very rare in the wild unsurprisingly. They also have sharp blue eyes

Maybe behind the door?

Never any peace. Never

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

What an iceberg looks like when it's flipped

Get yourself noticed for all the wrong reasons

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

The Beatles December 1961, Aldershot, Hampshire, playing to 18 people pre-fame

Absolutely

That twitching you feel in your nether regions confirms there is something wrong with you (see also second pic)

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Rejected 1955 Lincoln Futura prototype. 11 years later it was unveiled as the Batmobile

Obviously wanking in the toilets of a Chinese restaurant is catching on

The innocence of some folk should eliminate them from designing anything artistic

Found in translation

Mmmmmmmm, Bratwurst

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Private James Hendrix, 101st Airborne Division, 1962

Tempting

Oh no. I love rug

Mmmmmmm, delicious. I'll have 3 turdy shitty thingys

[zikici]

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

^ Was that you this Friday?

Believe it or not, launched 1977

Yeah, sort of a cross between a spider and a donkey. A Spikey

A room with a view

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

The first of a batch of Christmas pics from times gone. The good, the bad, the weird and the wrong. This lot, a selection of adverts you aren't likely to see come around again

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

An underground bomb shelter in London, Christmas Day 1940

And now, capturing the fantastic spirit of Christmas, maybe

[avanfurwet]

^ Truly scary pictures. Reminds me of why I hate clowns and I hate Christmas

Now I'll have to go and look at Sofy Soul until I'm happy again ...

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Careful you don't get any hairs stuck between your teeth

This is a vacuum cleaner of course

Mr and Mrs Tablecloth and their sprogs

When you're desperate to meet Satan and make all the arrangements, make sure you get the name right

These look a bit like Graucho Marx me thinks

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

A machine in the 50's that dispensed a single lit cigarette

For this guy getting literally shitfaced is possible

The University of North Texas probably didn't see this coming in their design

Crafty bastards

Now he clearly watches approximately 14 LP scenes a day

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

A 1957 advert for car wax

Hotel policy is honesty

I'd be embarrassed too if my cock was that small

Think I'll stick to the grated clitoris in marinade

Jesus works in Tesco?! Christ!

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

So, are we glad Christmas is all over or what

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

A selfie circa 1900

A problem exclusive to Northern Ireland perhaps

Shit. Thought it was going to be a toaster

You know it's true

[avanfurwet]

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

The first ever tweet

He's got no clue, has he

I'm not

[kuaheyden513]

[john98868]

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Bargain. Jump in

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Yes indeed

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And a couple for you who literally cannot even get an erection without it, I didn't forget the piss

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[JohnnyMcSpunkencock]

The joys of Christmas. To paraphrase The Pretenders: I can hear schemies fighting, it must be Christmas time. Are we sad Christmas is over?

No

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[JohnnyMcSpunkencock]

xxx will enjoy this

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[blublubeacha]

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