Analpiss directors and their retarded obsessions

[RawMeat]

There seems to be a constant persistence in Analpiss directors like Giorgio Grandi and Angelo Godshack to come up with the most retarded ideas in their contents. I believe this not only translates an obvious intellectual shallowness but also a blatant dishonesty to fill-up the void characterizing their videos with nonsex acts that the most untalented, unmotivated actress would love to perform and hence make easy peazy crazy silly money

Take pee play / pee drinking for instance. They clearly are a fetish that does not involve sexual intercourse or penetration but pure softcore eroticism. Lazy chicks would sign up for such garbage coz it's just getting a pay cheque for taking a shower

Same for cake eating or milk drinking or tip fucking or giving fake rimjob where the only display are twerking male asses

The other annoying idiosyncrasy of these dumb directors is that they make these stupid fetishes pervasive - an everlasting recurring nuisance that plagues real actual fucking

That got me concluding that there's not doubt Analpiss' main contribution to porn is to erase any female sexual symbol or mainstream sex, period. Curvy women are eliminated, vaginas are hidden and red tapped, penetrative sexual actions shrinked as much as possible in favour of obsessive homoerotic fetishes (male pee drinking [Giorgio Grandi] and male asshole eating [Angelo Godshack])

and then there's those brillant directors who get back to the basics and return to the original sources: exploring an innovative niche exposing pure femaleness that cannot be faked or simulated: solo pregnant gangbangs with DVP, DAP, double blowjobs, double creampie, multiple load swallowing... only stuffs a genuine cum hungry whore would do and any phoney prude lazy-ass girl would shun

Yeah those scenes though not the roughest were smoking hot.

When it comes to highlight genuine great achievements, it's natural to hone such a candid efforts but when it comes to bullshitting straight audiences with obsessive gay shit every f-ing minutes, the least one can do is to debunk such crap

If you want to be an innovative porn director at least have the audacity to produce out of the box many-on-one actions that makes multiple sexual penetrative hardcore actions great again and quit making a fool out of your audience by deceitfully filling-up the emptiness of your contents with nonsex softcore BS. Focus on Full-Nelson/standing/lateral DPs, DVPs, DAPs, TPs, show us real actual fucking not BS male feet sucking or male asshole licking, be real for once in your actions and stop faking things up to make money or else better get producing AI porn with beer drinking dicks fucking an octopus in a swivelling cage

[fredflehoux]

idk what to tell you. This site is trying to give as much sexual fetishes to as many as they can.

the scenes have regular fucking, anal only, piss segments, ass play segments, facial cumshot segments, blowbang segments, dvp segments. If you're into dvp, you go to the dvp segment of the scene and jerk off there. If you like milder double penetration without piss. you go to the place in the scene where that's what is happening and avoid the segments of pissing.

These kind of rants are like screaming at the clouds for stealing your sunshine, it's not gonna change anything, you look a bit deranged. Their bussiness aim to sell more of their porducts to as many people as possible. Which require tapping in all kind of kinks and fitting it all in one scene. That's why you have segments of action that continually change.. because some like the piss part better, some like the ass fucking part better, some like the cumshot in the face part better.

Basically grow up, that's what i'm trying to convey in the end

[feltrough]

You are wrong there should be even more piss and puke in scenes

[dap-addict]

idk what to tell you. This site is trying to give as much sexual fetishes to as many as they can.

+ 1

Porn is like fashion and now pussy porn backlash is popular, therefore studios shoot that pussy content much more.

Btw, Giorgio Grandi stopped shooting Summer 2024 in case you didnt notice.

[fredflehoux]

idk what to tell you. This site is trying to give as much sexual fetishes to as many as they can.

+ 1

Porn is like fashion and now pussy porn backlash is popular, therefore studios shoot that pussy content much more.

Btw, Giorgio Grandi stopped shooting Summer 2024 in case you didnt notice.

I realized he stopped, what is he doing now?

[hyapet]

The real crime doesn't come in the bizarre fetishes, even though, agreed, many of them are either just gross or do very little sexually - the real crime is in all the camera cuts that these bizarre exhibitions induce.

They just can't straight shoot a scene for forty fucking minutes - can they. It's like - next to impossible. The camera has to cut out every minute to two minutes on average. And for the title of "stud" we seemingly hand out to all the male actors - very few of them can actually convey much energy - or keep the scene moving during the actual shoot.

Like, how hard would it really be, to have a girl brought in on her knees, for her to get gag-fucked continuously, and then for the guys to start plowing her in the ass as she's doing this, for them then, in the same scene, to flip her around, and start double anal'ing her, to then start gagging her with cock as they're doing this, to then flip her around again, and have one dude right on top of her while another dude is right behind her doing double anal again, just that this time, while they're stuffing her throat full of cock, they start peeing into her stomach, forcing her to snort piss through her nose, and then the guys behind really start going in on the double anal.

See what that does? That builds momentum. It makes it an actual fucking scene.

Instead, what do we get?

Everyone's getting a blow job. CUT.

Now everyone's taking a turn fucking her ass. CUT.

Now she's drinking some pee. CUT.

Now she's being laid on her back and getting some double anal. CUT.

Now she's drinking some more pee. CUT.

Now she's on her knees and getting double anal. CUT.

See how fucking boring that is? All the momentum is getting fucking cut right out of the thing.

It's like everyone is just going by the numbers. Time to do this. Now it's time to do that. Ho boy - I'm a little uncomfortable here - let me move a bit over and, yeah, that's better. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

Scenes aren't actually scenes anymore, because they aren't something that's conclusive to that one particular moment, with that one particular actress. It's just a sequence of identical actions that are carried out by an endless string of performers, continually getting older, uglier, more plastic filled and covered in tattoos.

It's like there's a gigantic porn machine somewhere that just takes whatever shape of actress you put into it, and then plops out the same uninteresting cube afterwards.

People are worried about AI porn replacing real porn. No reason to be. Whatever AI manages to come up with - it'll be a thousand times more creative than just doing the same thing over and over and over again. With a series of identical and same-length cuts.

The circus shit really doesn't add anything to the porn - and I agree - it takes a ton away. But the greatest crime it commits is that it chunkifies what could have been an interesting forty minutes fucking session into a whole bunch of tiny cubed appetizers.

Yeah, appetizers might be tasty and tempting, but ... are you ever really full and satisfied afterwards?

[jjwhite1985]

Like, how hard would it really be, to have a girl brought in on her knees, for her to get gag-fucked continuously, and then for the guys to start plowing her in the ass as she's doing this, for them then, in the same scene, to flip her around, and start double anal'ing her, to then start gagging her with cock as they're doing this, to then flip her around again, and have one dude right on top of her while another dude is right behind her doing double anal again, just that this time, while they're stuffing her throat full of cock, they start peeing into her stomach, forcing her to snort piss through her nose, and then the guys behind really start going in on the double anal.

I generally agree that lots of cuts makes for really bad porn, but in all seriousness it's actually pretty fucking difficult to do what you describe here. The actors are human and they need to take small breaks, especially the girl and expecially the more hardcore and demanding the sex acts are. Then you also need to make sure you're getting the right angles and lighting, and that multiple bodies are in the correct position for shooting, which get more difficult the more bodies are involved and the harder the action is.

[hyapet]

I generally agree that lots of cuts makes for really bad porn, but in all seriousness it's actually pretty fucking difficult to do what you describe here. The actors are human and they need to take small breaks, especially the girl and expecially the more hardcore and demanding the sex acts are. Then you also need to make sure you're getting the right angles and lighting, and that multiple bodies are in the correct position for shooting, which get more difficult the more bodies are involved and the harder the action is.

Well, it goes back to what I was saying about "studs" being considered as such, but then not really delivering.

I mean, is it really next to impossible to find somebody with a large cock that can hold an erection for more than 2 minutes? Your studs should be going to the gym and being exactly that; studs. They should be absolutely jacked in muscle (which promotes blood flow, increases energy, and allows for healthier and longer lasting erections) like they're fucking capital "T" Terminators. They should be on that girl like white on rice - and giving her the fucking of her life. Relentless - hard - and absolutely driven. Picking her up and positioning her when she doesn't know what the fuck she's supposed to be doing. Which is pretty fucking easy if you're used to lifting 100 - 200 lb weights and cycling and jogging and running for a few hours at a time.

These "studs" (extended hang time quotation marks) that arrive with a beer gut and a giggle on their face need to fuck ... right off.

Next up - is the camera man a fucking moron? The audience doesn't care about having the perfect angle throughout the entire shoot. If the girl starts getting fucked hard and good in a new position, the camera man shouldn't be like, "What do I do now? I'm fucking lost ..." Might it take him thirty seconds to find the perfect angle? Should he be positioning himself around a bit during the shoot? Sure! It makes it more authentic - more vivid - more real. Like - this is actually happening.

The camera should be like the shoot itself - raw. The person filming it should have a basic knowledge - including the studs - of how to position themselves to capture the perfect angle. The lighting should be set up prior where the guys know where to stand and where not to stand - but then let the rest be set up with them. The girl should be given a basic breakdown of what to expect - and how it's going to break down step by step - but then let the guys take over the shoot and actually deliver.

And they should adopt the "ten man rollercoaster" philosophy of shooting porn. A guy goes in - and keeps fucking her stupid - until he comes - and then he gets swapped out for the next guy who's ready to come in and take over. Just a continuous train of hard fucking. No fucking around. Just an endless hard pounding.

Even if the camera angle isn't perfect, or something's a bit off, but the scene is still captured, and the girl looks like she's absolutely exhausted and doesn't know whether she should smile or cry - that's a thousand times better than being taken through this manicured, pre-set-up, by-the-numbers scenes where you can almost see the girl be like, "Oh, is it time for double anal now? Okay." Like a defunct whoopii cushion, you can just feel the air being slowly let out of the whole thing.

I'm fucking sick and tired of the actress and the studs being old life long friends. I don't want to hear them sharing jokes. I don't want to see them laughing with one another. Or giggling. Or the guys laughing that they can't lift her, and then the girl struggles to reposition herself, and then she can't do it, and then the scene cuts to where they finally get her into the spot ... I don't want to see the actress looking bored during the shoot, or being able to absolutely handle it, which isn't her fault at all. It's up to the guys and the director to give her the fucking of her life - [B}not for her to act like she's getting one.[/B]

They've been doing the same thing for decades now. They've grown too comfortable. Getting fucked on a porn shoot looks about as energetic as having afternoon tea sometimes. This isn't all shoots - but all shoots have cuts. It ceases being an actual moment in time - and becomes ... set up. Like, it's trying to convince you it's something it isn't. And that leaves you knowing that the whole thing "isn't real" or, rather, "never really happened," and suddenly the legitimacy of anything you see is just cut short.

You know not to invest yourself into any particular moment or portion of the shoot because, it'll be over, and now, well, the girl's just sitting there, and is going to get pee'd on, and, well ... fucking yawn.

[jjwhite1985]

And they should adopt the "ten man rollercoaster" philosophy of shooting porn. A guy goes in - and keeps fucking her stupid - until he comes - and then he gets swapped out for the next guy who's ready to come in and take over. Just a continuous train of hard fucking. No fucking around. Just an endless hard pounding.

And are you expecting the girl to still be alive after 40 solid minutes of this?

[dap-addict]

The real crime doesn't come in the bizarre fetishes, even though, agreed, many of them are either just gross or do very little sexually - the real crime is in all the camera cuts that these bizarre exhibitions induce.

They just can't straight shoot a scene for forty fucking minutes - can they. It's like - next to impossible.

Porn has always been a show and had always lots of cuts.
Actually an AH/GIO scene has less cuts than most 1990ties porn.
But yep, talking with porn girls about their bookings after their job is done many tell me that piss was just a good break from assfucking for them. This is why piss as such doenst add anything for me if it's not combined with simultaneous assfucking. Same with p*ke, which I can only stuff away if the girls gets DAP-ed simultaneously. You find this scenes, you just have to look for them!

[hyapet]

And are you expecting the girl to still be alive after 40 solid minutes of this?

I'm going to wrap your reply in with my reply to dap-addict's upcoming reply.

Porn has always been a show and had always lots of cuts.
Actually an AH/GIO scene has less cuts than most 1990ties porn.
But yep, talking with porn girls about their bookings after their job is done many tell me that piss was just a good break from assfucking for them. This is why piss as such doenst add anything for me if it's not combined with simultaneous assfucking. Same with p*ke, which I can only stuff away if the girls gets DAP-ed simultaneously. You find this scenes, you just have to look for them!

NRX actually came really close to what I was talking about.

Lengthy scenes on a couch where the girl just gets plowed for ten minutes straight and the guys don't let up. I mean, sure, there can be cuts here and there. Like, it doesn't have to be some steady stream-of-conscious, non-stop, mistakes-and-everything-included forty minute shoot. But ...

As NRX proved ... have the girl on the couch - and actually let the guys get into it. The difference between NRX and all the other studios?

With all the other studios - you had everybody dress up in a construction worker's costume - and then went to an actual work-site - just to shoot still pictures of everybody in the costumes holding a shovel - or pretending they're about to hit something with a hammer. It's like - even if being used for a commercial - you can still tell, just by looking at it, that it's pretty fucking fake.

NRX? The guys were actually on the worksite hammering stuff, digging stuff, sawing stuff, and laying shit down. You saw proof - you saw them get into the groove - you saw a moment where everyone was working together and just gelling on a level that didn't involve verbal communication.

They shared an energy - a moment - a feeling.

Everyone else, it's like ... "Okay - time for the DAP shoot, everyone - positions!"

And yeah - sorry to say it - but I expect somebody who signed up to shoot porn to be able to get fucked for more than two minutes at a time. Like, my apologies?

I'm sick and tired of seeing these girls show up to the set and be like, "Oh! I'm a big porn-star! Look at how edge-y and cool I am! Totally breaking the rules!" And then get a manicured, easy-going, non-challenging shoot, where everyone tip fucks her for 60 seconds at a time, and then she turns around to the camera afterwards like it's some fucking IG photo, and is like, "I just totally owned the porn world!"

It's almost like the studios themselves are being run by women. This looks to be more of an exercise in expressing someone's deep sense of feminism than what it's actually supposed to be - the girl getting actual fucked.[/I]

I don't want to see the guys acting like they're mall Santas handing out candy canes - and I don't want to see empowered and fully in control women prance in front of the camera like it's some fucking glamour shoot.

I want the girl to get [B]fucked raw and hard and real. Like - it doesn't have to be gonzo bat-shit crazy shit - but this obvious "the girl's in control" bullshit has to end - it turns everyone on the set into a lame duck. I'm not saying the elimination of safe-words - or that the girl can't stop the shoot at any time - absolutely she can - but the idea should be, within the act itself, she's not in control of it.

This isn't her fucking day in the spotlight.

This is her getting fucked stupid. To the point where she's completely overwhelmed by the super powerful fucking she's receiving, so much so, that her fake personality that's been applied like the gobs of make up on her face for her entire life actually slips off, and you get to see the real person underneath getting absolutely banged.

It used to be that porn was about the girl getting a fucking of a life-time.

Now it's just about the girl fucking the audience out of it's tickets and money - and for said audience to be too stupid to realize that what they're paying for is the appearance of porn. A nice, phony, set-up shoot that could convince most that haven't actually watched a lot of porn that, yeah, sure, okay, this is what porn is.

Just like the fake advertising photos.

Nobody's actually hammering jack shit.

[RawMeat]

idk what to tell you. This site is trying to give as much sexual fetishes to as many as they can.

the scenes have regular fucking, anal only, piss segments, ass play segments, facial cumshot segments, blowbang segments, dvp segments. If you're into dvp, you go to the dvp segment of the scene and jerk off there. If you like milder double penetration without piss. you go to the place in the scene where that's what is happening and avoid the segments of pissing.

These kind of rants are like screaming at the clouds for stealing your sunshine, it's not gonna change anything, you look a bit deranged. Their bussiness aim to sell more of their porducts to as many people as possible. Which require tapping in all kind of kinks and fitting it all in one scene. That's why you have segments of action that continually change.. because some like the piss part better, some like the ass fucking part better, some like the cumshot in the face part better.

Basically grow up, that's what i'm trying to convey in the end

and there's no surprise brain damaged retards have their head so neck deep inside their retarded gaylords they can't even read between the lines the relentless CUT-through porn is UNWATCHABLE
It's like watching microseconds of shagging every seconds
BTW GIO May be not producing but he still directs the production and sets the editorial tone of his garbage to his brainless spineless lackeys