Things that make you skip or dislike a scene.

[josh852]

Vaginal Sex. Never ever watched a pussy-only scene.

I have to agree to this too

[prophetman13]

1. Limp dick. Guys should be rock hard the whole time.
2. Actors/girls who don't know how to stay open for the camera.
3. Directors who don't film any closeups
4. Scenes that focus almost entirely on vag sex. Some is good but not the focus.

[anonimis]

eric everhard, hehe

[batard94]

1. cream
2. when the girl takes off her heels
3. boots
4. girl sucking man ass

[klaus.castelo]

eric everhard, hehe

Exactly.

[scandal]

These annoying old-fashioned High Heels! The pretty models need Go-Go's....

[here4theCOCK]

I hate it when the lighting is dark grey. A perfectly good scene can be ruined just because the best parts - cock in ass - can't be seen because of shadows.

I also find it a drag when a perfectly good DP is ruined because the girl's ass isn't being spread properly by the dudes. That's what hands are for - opening her wide so we can enjoy the point of contact!

That being said, when all the lighting and spreading is done right, there's nothing better than LP DP's!

[kidloco2]

Shadows in the gape!
Cameraman ignores something hot happening around and focuses on some bullshit
Cuts right in the middle of the action

[dap-addict]

Maybe kidloco ment exactly that, if not let me add:
Missing anal insertion shots are also quite annoying me.
Too often it happens that CUT and all over a sudden we had a position change and the girl is already DP-ed/DAP-ed. I wanna see how she got to that point, no matter what position!

[jorisvhal351]

Always skip:

- Scene with only b-models (need at least 1 A model)
- I want bare feet. Scenes with only shoes, I skip
- Prolapse too big

[______]

What is it that (some of) you hate about Erik Everhard? He tends to always perform well sexually and has a likable enough personality.

[dranselp843]

Mike Angelo. Long intros with conversations with the star. Guys putting their face or head in the frame so you can't see the star. Guys eating shit out of the star's ass. Constant slapping the star. Constantly talking and joking which breaks the mood and the action. Taking off the lingerie and shoes immediately. Long set ups - card games, spying on the star, stupid role play, walking around town and talking. Focusing only on the stars head during bjs, esp when she's beautiful and in a great pose.

[Sharpshady]

Fat and ugly girls that LP gets lately. Where did all the stars like Foxi Di, Jessyka Swan, Kyler Crow, Lexi Fox, Jenna McCarthy go?
We want beautiful ladies ffs

[Falcon131721]

When you see that awsome ribbed 4 large ball toy and they only get one ball I their ass. If there are 4 balls on it all 4 need to go up in their ass.

[grimwolf77]

Just the camera work sometimes. Sometimes it's great camera work, sometimes it's fucking terrible. There's not an inbetween it appears! Less zoom in on any part and movement imo. This is in reference to GG films mostly.

Maybe ppl love this work, because it's not only LP or GG that does this ZOOM IN ON HER FACE 16 TIMES IN A SCENE - but everytime it happens in a scene more than 5 times I'm asking myself "Is this cameraman a fuckin crackhead?"

[kidloco2]

Maybe kidloco ment exactly that, if not let me add:
Missing anal insertion shots are also quite annoying me.
Too often it happens that CUT and all over a sudden we had a position change and the girl is already DP-ed/DAP-ed. I wanna see how she got to that point, no matter what position!

Specifically:
- the camera captures doggy anal from behind for some time and just when the guy pulls out his dick to make some gapes, the camera pans to the side or there is a cut! I HATE IT!!!!!!

- the camera captures RAC right in front, when the guy pulls out to see some gapes, the camera cuts to another girl who barely makes anything I HATE IT!!!!!

- positions switching with cuts I HATE IT!!!

EDIT: - no tits out!!!!

[Helme]

I think the only thing is prolapse
i love gaping assholes, but i don't like prolapse

[Falcon131721]

If it looks like there is a long intro leading to anal instant pass for me. I would like there to be no more that 5 min intro before cock in ass time. She should also be butt plugged from beginning of scene.

[Lars]

please stop using hitachi's. the ugliest sextoy ever can even make me skip the scene. Like todays scene of this newcomer Kate Sottile... pretty girl, but this hitachi really ruins it.

[dap-addict]

I 95% of all scenes cut straight to the first anal insertion after the first half minute. Just cant be bothered by those long intros, the fake lez, those dildoes no matter which size and fabrication. However, many of us want those intros and also some girls need some extra preparation. Doenst bother me. I jump it wheter its 5min or 25min.

[magizi877]

I wanted to add something I dislike, present in about 99.99% of all the scenes here.
It's obviously something that doesn't bother me as much though. And I even learned to like it over the years.

What inspired me to write this, was an old video from the dvd Fresh Meat # 4 featuring Silvia Saint which I just watched and made me think:

"They don't make them like this no more"




This video is very similar to what Legalporno produces in many ways.
It features a super attractive woman, it has a solo part, it also has a dildo play part and then goes to the heterosexual part.
Same formula we see every day here.
Although in that video, she starts naked, gets dressed getting ready to cheat her husband, then plays by herself while she waits for her lover, and during the sex part, she gets naked again.
Which you people could get inspired from for the sake of variety.

If you haven't seen it. It gets my stamp of approval and you should see it.

But it has one distinctive difference.

It's the fourth wall. The girls, looking at the camera or the director.
Well, when they look at the director, that's an epic fail IMO.

Silvia, never looks directly at the camera. At least not intentionally.

Back in the VHS era of porn, looking at the camera wasn't a popular practice. And I think those pornos were "hotter"

Doing so, looking at the camera, brakes the immersion, It brakes the fantasy, that this could be real.
It's so much kinkier to look at a super good looking woman while she's having sex with big studs, knowing that you shouldn't be able to.
But if she looks at the camera, she acknowledges that she is aware that she's got an audience. So it feels more like an act rather than a real story.
And when the girls don't need to worry about the camera, they always seem to enjoy it more, which is better to look at.

And it would be better if we think, that the things we see in porn, could really be happening outside of a studio.
Just as in "normal" movies, you see your average Joe, stepping up against overwhelming odds and becoming a hero.

That being said, some girls are really good at the "looking at the camera" skill set. So I'm just asking for more variety.

[Tastes Like Ass]

What is it that (some of) you hate about Erik Everhard? He tends to always perform well sexually and has a likable enough personality.

In my opinion, there are five basic qualities that a good male performer needs to have:

1. The ability to easily get and maintain erections.
2. An understanding of camera angles, and how to position himself and the girl to make sure that the cameraman can get the best shots.
3. The willingness to focus on the kind of sex that the fans want to see, instead of just doing whatever he personally finds convenient or pleasurable.
4. An appropriate penis size, in terms of both length and thickness.
5. The proper attitude, which means keeping the focus on the girls and the sex, rather than trying to make himself the center of attention.

The first three are generally the most important, although in extreme cases (like Nacho), the refusal to abide by the last one can outweigh all the others. In Everhard's case, he is consistently good on #1 and #4, but on all the others, he is frequently bad, and sometimes terrible.

[Tastes Like Ass]

please stop using hitachi's. the ugliest sextoy ever can even make me skip the scene. Like todays scene of this newcomer Kate Sottile... pretty girl, but this hitachi really ruins it.

+1,000,000,000,000!

Any scene that includes one of those things is an automatic pass for me.

And, unfortunately, based on his most recent scene, it looks like Giorgio has also started to incorporate these awful things into his scenes!

[KaLeu]

Unnatural, loudmouthed, overacting, ugly punk bitches! Or in one person: Proxy Paige.

[TomUK]

The biggest negatives in a scene for me (in no particular order) are:

1) DAP
2) Piss
3) More than 2 men in scene
4) Girl(s) not getting completely naked during scene
5) Absence of any anal sex
6) Absence of ATM/ATOGM

That being said, I will/do buy scenes featuring any of the above depending on how much I like the girl(s) in the scene.

[pastaga]

Worst thing to me : girls looking bored, unhappy, or "acting" too much.
I like to see the real thing, with a girl who wants it. Even if there is some pain, that will be always better than watching a robot with no feelings.