Things that make you skip or dislike a scene.

[magizi877]

I want to try a different approach towards suggestions and instead of asking for more of this:

Which presumably, not every girl CAN do or WANTS to do. But we all like seeing.

Instead, lets talk about things that can definitely improve. Taking advantage of the willingness to continuously improve that everybody has.
Some of us need to point out the bad in LegalPorno's videos, so that the studios have a better understanding of what is it, that we want.

That being said, if you want to complain about a model, be it male or female, use the model forum instead, because the intent of this thread has to do more with, how is the porn made, what things make you fast forward, or outright skip a scene.
But in a sense, that those things could have been made in a different way to make it better. So constructive feedback is what I mean.

I think pointing out the bad is easier to comprehend, because otherwise, we end up suggesting either: something that match each person criteria for "most amazing female on the planet" or "most perverted sex act imaginable"

So go on, don't be shy. And post! Hopefully we can all condense all this feedback in one place, for easier reference to the LegalPorno Staff.

And remember, It's all just an opinion so take it with a grain of salt.

[laura.]

I am more than happy to wax lyrical about the things in scenes that turn me off, that make me lose interest and that can prevent me buying a scene, but not sure if that is in the spirit of what Magizi is trying to convey? I can be constructive about it but these are things that I just don't enjoy. And may is stress this is in porn, not my private life.

1) Vaginal penetration.

I just can't get on with it as a visual aid to fulfillment. It literally has zero effect for me, both psychologically and physically. In essence it doesn't make me aroused and has the opposite effect. I think I have always felt this way about it, even from my early introductions to porn. I have tried to enjoy it but I just can't run with it. On a personal level anal sex does offer something different, dirty and exciting but only those rare kinky occasions. It does not, and will not, provide the same pleasure as old fashioned vaginal sex. This used to give me a dilemma and sometimes guilt that I could get some much pleasure watching an act that may not necessarily be offering much pleasure to the girl. Now I accept it's fantasy and in fact have read enough anecdotal evidence from stars, to tell me that many do enjoy it.

It can be the deciding factor as to my buying a scene and if I think it will be anything more than say 20% of the scene, I won't commit to it. DP is slightly different primarily because it looks outlandish and feels good so I can live with this.

Much of it is also to do with aesthetics I think. Anal sex on screen looks beautiful to me, somewhat artistic and primal. Plus I have a huge gape fetish and you can't get that from pussy porn.

Just my opinion.

2) Body hair.

I think I have a genuine phobia to body hair and can find it rather repellent. I like a slightly hairy chest and have a thing for hairy arms - it looks masculine and sexual but that's where the attraction ends. Hairy backs are an absolute no no as are hairy balls. Thankfully most of the LP chaps are well manicured so I will keep on watching. The Silvia milf scene from last week had a guy in it who needed a good groom and I have must admit it turned me off. A hairy vagina is an absolute 0% buy. I can live with a small bit above the labia but if there is any covering around the genitalia then I just won't buy the scene. This is porn and I want to see the beauty of the vagina and I can't see that if it's shrouded in public hair. I have read many female performers who state they decided to go 'au natural' as a reclamation of their femininity, I don't agree. I associate body hair with masculinity and not feminity, and no I am not a hypocrite

3) Overly long blow job intros

Deep throating does offer some level of enjoyment a) Because it makes me sit and admire the skills many of the girls have and B) conveys a sub/dom element that I am partial to. Bog standard blow jobs on the other hand just get a little tiresome for me and my preference is to skip to the sex.

4) Lack of interest

I appreciate much of it is acting but to watch a scene where the performers are clearly not into it is a turn off. The vast majority of LP scenes involve people who do at least look like they are deriving some pleasure from it. I am not going to name scenes or performers because this gig isn't for everyone.

5) Discomfort/forced.

Not clever, not good and not a turn on. There are times when I have had to turn the scene off because of this. It's rare in LP as I think the majority of models are reciprocal to the intensity of the scene and I know there is full disclosure. There was a Lita scene last month where she was visibly bleeding from the rear and I was appalled if I am honest and refused to continue watching. I know this happens, I can attest empirically that it does, but for the love of God show the girl some dignity! Stop filming, check if she is OK and edit it out.

I hope this does align to what the topic is trying to convey, apologies not. It is a good one and should hopefully entice some interesting and mixed views! X

[dap-addict]

Excellent post!
Difficult to add anything here.

I skip all scenes, i.e. absolute 0% buy:
- without STA (straight to anal)
- featureing more vaginal sex than the technical need to start a DP (especially in cowgirl position) - but done shortly, not as an escuse for vaginal sex!
- with condomized dick(s)
- bushy pussies

I buy all scenes, i.e. 100% buy:
- 0% pussy, no pussy

I buy 99% of LP DAPs - see above. Bushy pussy dap I cant buy except Lola Taylor who is exceptional cute and spots a borderline bush in my book. No STA but later DAP I cant watch without extensive <FF>-ing, but I may buy that scene for collector reasons; however I am unlikely to ever watch these scenes; I buy them to support DAP.

[Boshanks]

Good topic

1. Excessively long intros.

I almost always skip a build-up that is upwards of 15 to 20 minutes. If the girl is exceptionally hot or one I'm overly fond of, I'll watch it, but in general they have become stale and boring for me. I prefer the short interviews and quick Q&A, or the 10on1 style where the woman is posing and teasing the guys behind her. I completely understand that the models need a warmup before the action, I'd prefer it was done off camera with toys and a plug, or have her walk in wearing the plug and let the guys remove it and warm her up.

2. The constant dipping in and out without prolonged penetration.

Not much to say, just stop it Erik is one of the more guilty performers when it comes to this. It is far more exciting to watch a woman being railed for a sustained period of time, no interruptions, just hard balls deep fucking. I want to see the models overwhelmed and orgasmic, not continuously made to gape every 2 seconds.

3. The white room.

I think a lot of customers would agree that the excessive use of this locale has had its day. I think it was you, Magizi, that recently mentioned the Nikita scene with Jamaica that was shot in a bathroom, it's a fantastic scene and a great use of different space. I don't know what other options are available to them where they're set up, but I would love this particular issue to be addressed.

4. DAP scenes with models who are clearly incapable and showing noticeable signs of discomfort.

This does absolutely nothing for me and is the quickest way to ruin my enjoyment of a scene. I don't want to watch a woman grimacing and clearly struggling to perform an act. If she's obviously not up to the task don't encourage her to endure it for the sake of those who demand it, just scrap it and turn the scene in to a straight anal or DP shoot. They don't need every model who comes through the door to try something they're physically unable to perform.

I also agree with Laura on her points about lack of interest and a hairy vagina, or more specifically in my case, a hairy labia.... nope nope nope.

[vvvv84335]

Good topic

2. The constant dipping in and out without prolonged penetration.

Not much to say, just stop it Erik is one of the more guilty performers when it comes to this. It is far more exciting to watch a woman being railed for a sustained period of time, no interruptions, just hard balls deep fucking. I want to see the models overwhelmed and orgasmic, not continuously made to gape every 2 seconds.

This has to be one of the worst things in a scene and a HUGE turn off imo. That and tip fucking, where the dick doesn't really go that deep in.

[vvvv84335]

It's not that easy to find solid performers and especially not in these types of scenes. I'm not about to start messaging Giorgio or anyone else affliated with LP, it's not THAT important to me. I just simply voiced my opinion. If people don't like it then they will see a drop in sales. This is afterall a business, not a fan service

[Falcon131721]

cum gargling for me instant no buy.
more than one woman in scene i usually pass on as i think we lose focus on some good anal while zoomed in on 1 or the other girls.
tip fucking or dipping in is a no buy.

[vvvv84335]

cum gargling for me instant no buy.
more than one woman in scene i usually pass on as i think we lose focus on some good anal while zoomed in on 1 or the other girls.
tip fucking or dipping in is a no buy.

I dislike all of those as well.. tip fucking is becoming common. At least they're not as bad as Chris Strokes...

[analsexonly]

Vaginal penetration.

[dpconnoisseur1]

Good topic

2. The constant dipping in and out without prolonged penetration.

Not much to say, just stop it Erik is one of the more guilty performers when it comes to this. It is far more exciting to watch a woman being railed for a sustained period of time, no interruptions, just hard balls deep fucking. I want to see the models overwhelmed and orgasmic, not continuously made to gape every 2 seconds.

4. DAP scenes with models who are clearly incapable and showing noticeable signs of discomfort.

This does absolutely nothing for me and is the quickest way to ruin my enjoyment of a scene. I don't want to watch a woman grimacing and clearly struggling to perform an act. If she's obviously not up to the task don't encourage her to endure it for the sake of those who demand it, just scrap it and turn the scene in to a straight anal or DP shoot. They don't need every model who comes through the door to try something they're physically unable to perform.

+1

2) Body hair.

I think I have a genuine phobia to body hair and can find it rather repellent. I like a slightly hairy chest and have a thing for hairy arms - it looks masculine and sexual but that's where the attraction ends. Hairy backs are an absolute no no as are hairy balls. Thankfully most of the LP chaps are well manicured so I will keep on watching. The Silvia milf scene from last week had a guy in it who needed a good groom and I have must admit it turned me off. A hairy vagina is an absolute 0% buy. I can live with a small bit above the labia but if there is any covering around the genitalia then I just won't buy the scene. This is porn and I want to see the beauty of the vagina and I can't see that if it's shrouded in public hair. I have read many female performers who state they decided to go 'au natural' as a reclamation of their femininity, I don't agree. I associate body hair with masculinity and not feminity, and no I am not a hypocrite

4) Lack of interest

I appreciate much of it is acting but to watch a scene where the performers are clearly not into it is a turn off. The vast majority of LP scenes involve people who do at least look like they are deriving some pleasure from it. I am not going to name scenes or performers because this gig isn't for everyone.

5) Discomfort/forced.

Not clever, not good and not a turn on. There are times when I have had to turn the scene off because of this. It's rare in LP as I think the majority of models are reciprocal to the intensity of the scene and I know there is full disclosure. There was a Lita scene last month where she was visibly bleeding from the rear and I was appalled if I am honest and refused to continue watching. I know this happens, I can attest empirically that it does, but for the love of God show the girl some dignity! Stop filming, check if she is OK and edit it out.

+1

0% Pussy - just an instant skip unless it is a model on my top 5 list (Arwen, Timea, Linda, Isabella,...)

[germanporn]

any kind of pussyhair.
for me the girls pussy and ass should be free of any hair all girls if there is more then one girl in video.
stop mixing hot bald pussy with landingstrip or something else.

[Ludde]

I want to try a different approach towards suggestions and instead of asking for more of this:

Which presumably, not every girl CAN do or WANTS to do. But we all like seeing.

Instead, lets talk about things that can definitely improve. Taking advantage of the willingness to continuously improve that everybody has.
Some of us need to point out the bad in LegalPorno's videos, so that the studios have a better understanding of what is it, that we want.

That being said, if you want to complain about a model, be it male or female, use the model forum instead, because the intent of this thread has to do more with, how is the porn made, what things make you fast forward, or outright skip a scene.
But in a sense, that those things could have been made in a different way to make it better. So constructive feedback is what I mean.

I think pointing out the bad is easier to comprehend, because otherwise, we end up suggesting either: something that match each person criteria for "most amazing female on the planet" or "most perverted sex act imaginable"

So go on, don't be shy. And post! Hopefully we can all condense all this feedback in one place, for easier reference to the LegalPorno Staff.

And remember, It's all just an opinion so take it with a grain of salt.

What scen is that clip on the top from?

To much vaginal or "tip fucking anal" Whats the meaning of a big long dick if he only uses a third of it?
If the expression on the girl is like she taking a walk in the park when she got DAP:ed good i skip it because then she's doesn't do her best. It's the girl's responsibility to make sure they get enough cock so that it becomes a challenge for them. Legalporno is all about stretching girls assholes and domination for me.
It should feel a little sore the day after, when they sit down if you know what I mean. They have to earn there money

[ElJab78]

Man Ass Licking. Very big turn off. If its in a scene I try to skip it unless its brief. I scour the images for a scene to make sure its not there before buying a scene.

[laura.]

Even if said licking was delivered from the mouth of a certain rockchickesque Czech girl???

Nah, I like it, filthy and hot to watch. But like them we all have opinions ha

[Rittmeister64]

Man Ass Licking. Very big turn off. If its in a scene I try to skip it unless its brief. I scour the images for a scene to make sure its not there before buying a scene.

licking a girls clean ass is hot, you'll grow into it, trust me.

What I don't like is tons of scenes where 2 or 3 guys try to assfuck a girl at the same time,
they usually only manage to get the tip in of course, this is cool to see maybe one time per girl,
but don't make it too often. I much rather watch 1 dick go really DEEP into that ass and then DEEP into her pussy or throat.

[ElJab78]

Man Ass Licking. Very big turn off. If its in a scene I try to skip it unless its brief. I scour the images for a scene to make sure its not there before buying a scene.

licking a girls clean ass is hot, you'll grow into it, trust me.

What I don't like is tons of scenes where 2 or 3 guys try to assfuck a girl at the same time,
they usually only manage to get the tip in of course, this is cool to see maybe one time per girl,
but don't make it too often. I much rather watch 1 dick go really DEEP into that ass and then DEEP into her pussy or throat.

A womens ass being licked is hot. I agree. I was talking about hairy man ass being licked. Instant turnoff.

[Cynewulf30]

I skip about 90% of DAP scenes because most feature girls who cant really do it and the men a just squashing their dicks together at the tip of the womens arse.Also in too many DAP scenes you cant even see the women through all the hairy male arses. I would also agree with those who say male arse licking, it is just gross.

[magizi877]

@ Ludde

It's from Susan Melo 10 on 1

[Dudemeister]

Always skipped:
- too much pussy fucking
- too much pussy hair
- everything that involves cream
- passive performance by the model
- bad haircut
- bad teeth
- terrible outfit (e.g. leggins)
- bare feet

[Rittmeister64]

A womens ass being licked is hot. I agree. I was talking about hairy man ass being licked. Instant turnoff.

i like that too. it's nicely degrading. but of course not a hairy man ass. guys need to shave their balls and ass too.
hottest scene is when you fuck 1 girl while another girl liks your ass, balls, shaft.

I really hate big bush, on both girls and on guys.
a little hair is ok. landingstrip is best, or bald.

[Ludde]

@ Ludde

It's from Susan Melo 10 on 1

Thank you, you are an angel!

[hjohjole]

Vaginal sex.

Have been skipping over it while watching porn for as long as i can remember.

[______]

Creampies. They're boring.

[vvvv84335]

Jesus christ man, relax

[ritch1485]

too many dicks, i dont want to see that many dicks on my screen, a sea of fucking dicks when you cant see the pussy or ass! any more than two guys in a scene, maybe 3 and I'm out. I get why people go for that and am not complaining, just wish they would put more emphasis on 1 on 1 or 2 on 2 at least.

[vvvv84335]

I hate to say it, then you are on the wrong site my friend. This is a multi-dick site with multi-dick in one orifice scenes.

[rashrob]

Ugly women with crew cuts!

[vvvv84335]

We need more ugly women with crew cuts!

[papayaman2]

One thing that is guaranteed to make me skip a scene is if it is clear from the trailer that the girls don't take their tops off. You can't beat LP for the intensity of their scenes, but I still relish the simple pleasure of seeing a woman's tits irrespective of size.

[magizi877]

One thing that is guaranteed to make me skip a scene is if it is clear from the trailer that the girls don't take their tops off. You can't beat LP for the intensity of their scenes, but I still relish the simple pleasure of seeing a woman's tits irrespective of size.

you could simply watch the screencaps.

[Tastes Like Ass]

1. Excessive pubic hair and/or tattoos (totally shaved with no tats is best, but I can live with a small, neatly trimmed landing strip and/or a couple of small tats)

2. Vibrators, especially those big, loud "magic wand" types (hasn't been a problem here until recently, but I'm afraid it will get worse, as this site tries to become more and more like U.S. porn)

3. Annoying male performers who put their ego ahead of what the fans want to see (examples: Everhard, Nacho, etc.)

4. Girls being stripped totally nude, especially early in the scene (at least leave on the stockings and/or heels for a majority of the scene)

5. Bad camerawork (too many closeups, or a lot of rapid camera movement are the most common problems)

[Rittmeister64]

I dont like prolapse assholes.
When the inner part of the ass hangs out of the hole.
It just looks gross to me.

I wonder, do some girls have that naturally , or have they overstretched their ass so much that is begins to hang out so easily?
The girl named ARWEN is a special case here, she has such a pretty face, but then such a weird giant asshole. It's really gross.

[dpconnoisseur1]

^+1, I forgot about prolapse. At least it is not common here on LP.

[NoPussyfucking]

Vaginal Sex. Never ever watched a pussy-only scene.

[dap-addict]

Luckily since they moved to Prague you will not get pussy only scenes here, NoPussyFucking!
A very few exceptions are early GG Piter scenes and maybe some Hairy Gonzo scenes.

Vaginal sex.
Have been skipping over it while watching porn for as long as i can remember.

Exactly my case! I watched it maybe my first year of porn, but for at least 20 years now I skip it. Also never shoot screencaps of it and if it happens, for instance with DP insertion pics I always instantly delete them. Really luckily for me xxx and GIO shoot STA only these days and both of them publish at least some 0% pussy scenes each month. Problem still is DP insertion. While I quite like DPs, especially airtights, getting the girl DP-ed is an excuse for some actors to just fuck her pussy only first. Really bad, however, are pussy lover actors like Kid Jamaica for instance or Vadim in Giorgios older Piter scenes. Nothing against pussy in private sex of course, nothing against actors enjoying themselfs on set, but this is porn and actors should be professionals restraining from their real sexual preference. Same for directors and especially final product cutters. Its so easy to cut pussy fucking accidents in ordert to publish pure anal footage!

Just when we are talking about pussy which is still one of the main estetical focus in porn for me: 100% shaved or better yet waxed, please! Piercings welcome!

[odysseusrex]

I don't like the harsh, lurid makeup and lighting. I like the white set and white sofa, but Blackeddotcom has that too and the girls look great; all the white doesn't mean they have to overdo the makeup just to stop them looking washed out in all the light.

I like seeing it being an effort for the girls to do more extreme things, but I want to see them manage it and love it, not suffer through it.

Prolapsing leaves me cold. But on the subject of balls-deep: sure, I like seeing a girl taking a pounding. But with emphasis on looking at the girl. How can people complain about seeing too much man-ass when they also don't want to just see the tips of dicks in her?
That's one of the differences between porn sex and 'civilian' sex; longer dicks, and not always balls deep, so you can see what's going on.

[ZiziMinuscule]

1) Slapping the girl's face.

2) Grabbing the girl by the throat.

That's abject.

[Edmund03]

1. When the girls spend more time looking at the director for approval than focusing on the dick or pussy they happen to be licking.
This happens far too frequently.
2. Fake rimming - just waggling their tongues in the air about a centimeter from the asshole they pretend to be licking, and groaning innanely.
This happens far too frequently
3. When none of the performers display the slightest sign of pleasure or fun. This is becoming a hallmark of LP films sadly.
(Note to directors: Guess what? Sex can also be pleasurable)
4. Treating the girls like a lump of meat, ie. slapping them around.

[zeusanalfreak299]

cum gargling for me instant no buy.
more than one woman in scene i usually pass on as i think we lose focus on some good anal while zoomed in on 1 or the other girls.
tip fucking or dipping in is a no buy.

+1 Agree in all points!

[DoubleOrNothing]

Boots.