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Dirty things you've done in real life

Postby ringstinger » Sat Jul 23, 2022 7:42 am

Inspired by the recent topic about how doing a DP in real life had ruined the fantasy.. thought maybe we could share some stories of things that we may have done in real life that are considered 'porn'?

Got a few ... but I'll start off with just this one for the time being.

Was fooling around with some married woman, who seemed to want to experiment more with me than I can guess, her vanilla husband. Anyways, was driving her back home, she started to get horny, and started giving me a blowjob in the car. Had to stop before I caused an accident, and pulled over to a quiet area where she continued to give me a full porn style blowjob with lots of spit and saliva.

She wanted to feel me bareback inside of her, so stepped outside (night time) and bent her over the front of the car and started doing her from behind.. after a while, she surprised me and grabbed my cock and guided it inside her ass (I had supposedly took her anal virginity previously)... may have been the thrill of it all, but didn't last long and just unloaded all I had deep inside her ass.

Dropped her home to her unaware husband (felt sorry for the guy after all this happened, but we had agreed this would be discreet). She called me the next day to say that her husband was in the mood as soon as she got home, and they had sex straight after she came home. She said it was hot knowing she had my cock in her ass not so long before.. and midway through the session, she told me my cum had started dripping out of her ass and most likely back on him to add to the lube.

Our arrangement lasted for a while, and she later separated from her husband. I do wonder from time to time what she'd be like now that she's divorced..

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Postby xxxVIPERxxx » Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:26 am

Wow...so many to name and to recall, but some of the dirty things in real life that I have done...I started university and was around 19 at that time, I recall a specific car park that was very secluded where I was living at the time for uni.
Every weekend, quite a few men would take their partners/hookers in their cars and fuck them in that car park. I believe this was dogging.
Over time, I got quite aroused by it and would watch from a distance...real time, real life voyeurism. After a few months, I got bored of it though.

Another one, I was married at the time to my first wife...I was having an affair with a curvy, sexy girl with big ass, big tits, slim waist who was my idea of a perfect girl at 5"2. She always wore sexy high heels, stockings, had good make-up on, and a cute face. It lasted just over 5 months, we would have bareback sex at least twice a week. I loved her bombay rolls with her big, soft tits.
I liked her a lot, and I remember having sex with her once in the morning. Having sex with my wife back at home, and then making an excuse to leave home and to fuck the mistress again in the evening. I still remember this girl fondly, but in our last hookup...she said she had found someone new, who she was serious about and that we should never meet again. I never saw her again, and still think about her from time to time.

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Postby FitFilthyPervert » Sat Jul 23, 2022 11:21 pm

I did the random DP thread. Ended up typing a novel, but its more for me to remember it. Not something I go around bragging about in my personal life lol.
I have porn addiction and a high sex drive. It hasn't impaired my life really, aside from the risky sex activities.

Eat prostitutes' assholes in brothels.
Unprotected sex with whores (not prostitutes, just women that get around)
Letting prostitutes pee in my mouth.
Got pegged 2 different times with prostitutes
Getting prostate massages

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Postby ringstinger » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:13 am

FitFilthyPervert wrote:I have porn addiction and a high sex drive. It hasn't impaired my life really, aside from the risky sex activities.

Eat prostitutes' assholes in brothels.
Unprotected sex with whores (not prostitutes, just women that get around)
Letting prostitutes pee in my mouth.
Got pegged 2 different times with prostitutes
Getting prostate massages


Love the honesty.. and yeah, that seems like some pretty perverse and risky sex activities...

Anyone else out there wishing to share?

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Postby cumdump » Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:01 am

ringstinger wrote:but didn't last long and just unloaded all I had deep inside her ass.

Damn, she was going back to her husband with an ass full of your cum deep inside her.

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Postby cumdump » Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:03 am

ringstinger wrote:
FitFilthyPervert wrote:I have porn addiction and a high sex drive. It hasn't impaired my life really, aside from the risky sex activities.

Eat prostitutes' assholes in brothels.
Unprotected sex with whores (not prostitutes, just women that get around)
Letting prostitutes pee in my mouth.
Got pegged 2 different times with prostitutes
Getting prostate massages


Love the honesty.. and yeah, that seems like some pretty perverse and risky sex activities...

Anyone else out there wishing to share?

Yeah, really likes messing with the nasty dirty ones that's been around the block once or twice eh.

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Postby xxxEVOxxx » Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:13 am

This is not so much dirty, rather it is quite funny.

I think I paid a beautiful, gorgeous EE escort 500 Euros (well over a decade ago) to rim me, and to give me BBBJ and CIM, with swallowing. No vaginal or anal sex needed or was wanted.
During the session, whilst she was vigorously rimming me, I could not help but shart on her tongue...needless to say the session detoriated soon after.

She was livid, I had to use all my powers of persuasion just for her to give me a covered handjob to finish!

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Postby ringstinger » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:27 am

cumdump wrote:
ringstinger wrote:but didn't last long and just unloaded all I had deep inside her ass.

Damn, she was going back to her husband with an ass full of your cum deep inside her.


Yeah. Damn nasty.. but was a major turn on for me personally when she was telling me about it afterwards - she was great at the dirty talk!

During the affair, I did at times wonder who was getting off more.. her or me. I guess I didn't really care at that time, I was just enjoying the ride as you can say?

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Postby ringstinger » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:30 am

xxxEVOxxx wrote:This is not so much dirty, rather it is quite funny.

I think I paid a beautiful, gorgeous EE escort 500 Euros (well over a decade ago) to rim me, and to give me BBBJ and CIM, with swallowing. No vaginal or anal sex needed or was wanted.
During the session, whilst she was vigorously rimming me, I could not help but shart on her tongue...needless to say the session detoriated soon after.

She was livid, I had to use all my powers of persuasion just for her to give me a covered handjob to finish!


Oh damn. I'm laughing but I shouldn't. That's sooo bad! For me personally, I know rim jobs is an unusual sensation, and I feel like I relax too much that I do fear I'm going to shart as well. But unlike you, don't think I've ever ...

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Postby bradnum.mark » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:43 am

P and I had been seeing each other for about six months or so and on this night were out in Soho, central London, having been to the Trocadero.

P was wearing a gorgeous short silky red strappy dress with black high heels and as it was a hot summer night, P had no coat or jacket. I had previously dared her to go naked under the dress. We were getting well into our eclectic sexual relationship by now so she usually up for a good dare.

I was 36 at this time and P was 24.

As we were walking along Dean Street, both suitably loaded after visiting a few bars etc. she suddenly pulled me into a dark doorway a little way inside an alley, and whispered in my ear that she wanted me to fuck her there and then. As we kissed, I told her to turn around and place her hands above her head on the door and part her legs. P did as asked, of course, but as I slowly slid the red dress up over her naked bum I then whispered to her that was going to fuck her ass.

This was not our first anal with each other and we had been enjoying it pretty much since meeting.

P loved anal a lot, she always told me. She also had a real thing for outdoor sex, but we had done so mostly in secluded locations up to this point.

I slid the dress over her bare bum completely and pressed myself into her from behind, I could feel I was already rock hard. I held her arms tight above her head with one hand while I undid my zipper and pulled out my already hard cock.

I then slowly and gently slid inside her bum slowly using my own pre cum as lube, which she later told me hurt a little at first, but that it was sort of part of the appeal of anal, P confessed.

Once she relaxed, I then fucked her hard and deeply, my hands now round her waist.

P is normally very vocal during sex so I had to put one hand across her mouth as she was moaning after a time and though very deserted, we were in a public place

I could hear cars going by and sometimes distant voices of people but we were lost in a world of sexual abandon, I think...

After a time, I came hard inside her ass and kissed her softly on the neck telling her what an amazing girl she was and that I adored her.

After we composed ourselves and P pulled down the red dress, she told me she could feel my cum warm and heavy inside her. Having no knickers with her, I knew this would be an opportunity to dare her as we had some distance to walk to the tube station.

I insisted we take the longer route knowing how difficult it would be for P to stop my cum dripping from her ass. Walking the streets, of course, P told me she could feel it leaking out of her but as was often the way with our kinks, I found this a huge turn on!

When we arrived at the tube station it was of course very busy with people out for the evening so I asked P to stand waiting on the platform with her legs slightly parted and relax.

After a few minutes, I could see a thin strand of cum running down her bare leg and also noticed a drop fell to the ground. The strand of my cum continued slowly down her long smooth leg then a little more followed. I watched open mouthed as the cum strand nearly ran down all the way to her knees, before another blob dripped onto the platform.

P later told me how much of a turn on it was knowing this was happening yet she was powerless to stop it.

Whether anyone actually noticed this I can’t say but we both spoke about that night for a long time after and it was one of the most erotic things we did together.
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Postby cumdump » Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:10 am

ringstinger wrote:
cumdump wrote:
ringstinger wrote:but didn't last long and just unloaded all I had deep inside her ass.

Damn, she was going back to her husband with an ass full of your cum deep inside her.


Yeah. Damn nasty.. but was a major turn on for me personally when she was telling me about it afterwards - she was great at the dirty talk!

During the affair, I did at times wonder who was getting off more.. her or me. I guess I didn't really care at that time, I was just enjoying the ride as you can say?

Both of yall are damn nasty lol, in a good way.

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Postby xxxVIPERxxx » Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:03 pm

Some interesting and good stories, I like this very much!

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Postby ringstinger » Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:35 am

cumdump wrote:Both of yall are damn nasty lol, in a good way.


Haha... thanks for the feedback!

I do have to also add, she used to send me porn scenes she enjoyed watching and over time, started showing like 'soft' threesomes and gangbangs. Mentioned this in another thread a while ago, but I then showed her a 10vs1 gangbang with Gina Gerson.. and wow, was she really turned on by this! Our sessions afterwards stepped up a gear.. we used to watch scenes from LP together while fucking.

I remember one session where I came literally three times over a few hours and in the morning as we cleaned ourselves up, she said 'your cum is dripping out of me and I don't even know from which hole'.

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Postby plajvaz » Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:24 am

My wife and I have tried a lot of kinky things. Some of them we have tried just once or few times, but some of them we practice on regular basis (fisting and pissing, for example). Both of us are passionate piss lovers and we usually perform pissing at the beginning of our sex routine (as part of oral sex) and at the end, after cumming.
Since we like to fuck on our bed, we usually practice pissing straight into the mouth (and holding the bowl under the chin) to avoid the mess. Both of us love to drink piss and we enjoy piss swapping while we kiss.

Not so often, but we sometimes also have our pissing games on our bathroom floor. Then we can be a lot more messy and we can pee all over each others body and face. Once, after my wife firstly pissed all over me, we have started with anal sex in doggy style. We got an idea to try to pee directly in her ass. It was not easy, I needed to concentrate a lot, but finally I started to pee while I was deep in her ass. Since I drank a lot of water one hour before we started with our sex games, I have filled up her ass with a lot of piss.
Then, we have asked ourselves what to do now? I proposed that I lay down on the floor again, and that she position herself above me and to push that piss out of her ass all over me. And she started to squirt that piss from her ass, mostly over my face and my chest. My wife always clean and prepare herself before anal sex. But now it seems the piss has gone too deep into her colon, so she also pushed out three chunks of shit from her ass. All three chunks of shit striked on my chest. Two of them slid to the floor and the third stayed on my belly.

My wife was really embarrassed. She wanted to stop our games and to clean everything. To my surprise, this excess with shit didn't bother me at all. It didn't smell much and I stayed horny as hell. So, I have asked her to step with her feet on that piece of shit that remained on my belly and to start rubbing it on my belly and on my chest. She started doing that reluctantly, but when she notice that I got even hornier (I really like her feet and I enjoy when he pet me with her feet) she accepted the game. So, she smeared that piece of shit with her feet all over my chest.

We were never into scat games before and we have never planned to try something like this. So, we asked ourselves should we go further with this game. We decided not to go more extreme this time. I was ready to cum and then my wife did one thing that I didn't expect at all. With her hand, she took one of remaining two pieces of shit from the floor, she squiezed it with her hand and started to give me handjob with that shitty hand. Finally, I have ejaculated very intensely.

So, after we finished with our sex game, I had my wife's shit all over my chest, my belly and my dick, and my wife had shit on her feet and on her hands. We didn't have shit on our faces and we didn't lick or put shit in our mouths (my wife had a little bit of shit on her cheek, since she tried to remove her hair from her face during the handjob).

We jumped into bathtub to wash ourselves. I must say that it is not easy at all to clean poo from the body. After shower, we spent the next two hours cleaning all the mess that we made in our bathroom. That was really tiresome.

Nevertheless, we agreed to try the same scat games one more time, to see if we will really enjoy it. After one month, we have tried the same action again. This time it was intentionally, but it was not as interesting as the first time. Therefore, we decided that we are not going to do it anymore, because it is not worth cleaning up all the mess afterwards.
But, a slight inclination towards scat has remained with me, so every now and then I like to watch some interesting scat porn that is not a part of domination/submissiveness. Also, we speak openly about scat sex and my wife likes to make scat jokes, so who knows, maybe we will try it one more time in the future.

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Postby drevokocur66 » Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:57 am

Dishes and laundry.
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Postby corth » Wed Aug 17, 2022 4:37 am

drevokocur66 wrote:Dishes and laundry.


:D :D :D
What about other things?

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Postby antiochethereal » Thu Aug 18, 2022 8:20 am

I've eaten quite a few things off of the floor when I've dropped them, simply because I was taught not to waste food (at home). I also shot my lowpressure water hose into a gutter at work at a fishplant once, which ricocheted a piece of fish offal directly down my throat. So essentially I deepthroated a fish :-P
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plajvaz wrote:My wife and I have tried a lot of kinky things. Some of them we have tried just once or few times, but some of them we practice on regular basis (fisting and pissing, for example). Both of us are passionate piss lovers and we usually perform pissing at the beginning of our sex routine (as part of oral sex) and at the end, after cumming.
Since we like to fuck on our bed, we usually practice pissing straight into the mouth (and holding the bowl under the chin) to avoid the mess. Both of us love to drink piss and we enjoy piss swapping while we kiss.

Not so often, but we sometimes also have our pissing games on our bathroom floor. Then we can be a lot more messy and we can pee all over each others body and face. Once, after my wife firstly pissed all over me, we have started with anal sex in doggy style. We got an idea to try to pee directly in her ass. It was not easy, I needed to concentrate a lot, but finally I started to pee while I was deep in her ass. Since I drank a lot of water one hour before we started with our sex games, I have filled up her ass with a lot of piss.
Then, we have asked ourselves what to do now? I proposed that I lay down on the floor again, and that she position herself above me and to push that piss out of her ass all over me. And she started to squirt that piss from her ass, mostly over my face and my chest. My wife always clean and prepare herself before anal sex. But now it seems the piss has gone too deep into her colon, so she also pushed out three chunks of shit from her ass. All three chunks of shit striked on my chest. Two of them slid to the floor and the third stayed on my belly.

My wife was really embarrassed. She wanted to stop our games and to clean everything. To my surprise, this excess with shit didn't bother me at all. It didn't smell much and I stayed horny as hell. So, I have asked her to step with her feet on that piece of shit that remained on my belly and to start rubbing it on my belly and on my chest. She started doing that reluctantly, but when she notice that I got even hornier (I really like her feet and I enjoy when he pet me with her feet) she accepted the game. So, she smeared that piece of shit with her feet all over my chest.

We were never into scat games before and we have never planned to try something like this. So, we asked ourselves should we go further with this game. We decided not to go more extreme this time. I was ready to cum and then my wife did one thing that I didn't expect at all. With her hand, she took one of remaining two pieces of shit from the floor, she squiezed it with her hand and started to give me handjob with that shitty hand. Finally, I have ejaculated very intensely.

So, after we finished with our sex game, I had my wife's shit all over my chest, my belly and my dick, and my wife had shit on her feet and on her hands. We didn't have shit on our faces and we didn't lick or put shit in our mouths (my wife had a little bit of shit on her cheek, since she tried to remove her hair from her face during the handjob).

We jumped into bathtub to wash ourselves. I must say that it is not easy at all to clean poo from the body. After shower, we spent the next two hours cleaning all the mess that we made in our bathroom. That was really tiresome.

Nevertheless, we agreed to try the same scat games one more time, to see if we will really enjoy it. After one month, we have tried the same action again. This time it was intentionally, but it was not as interesting as the first time. Therefore, we decided that we are not going to do it anymore, because it is not worth cleaning up all the mess afterwards.
But, a slight inclination towards scat has remained with me, so every now and then I like to watch some interesting scat porn that is not a part of domination/submissiveness. Also, we speak openly about scat sex and my wife likes to make scat jokes, so who knows, maybe we will try it one more time in the future.


Your scat games, now that was DIRTY...! :D

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Postby Adrien3884 » Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:27 pm

ringstinger wrote:Our arrangement lasted for a while, and she later separated from her husband. I do wonder from time to time what she'd be like now that she's divorced..


maybe you should try to call her back!

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Postby plajvaz » Fri Aug 19, 2022 7:22 pm

xxxVIPERxxx wrote:Your scat games, now that was DIRTY...! :D


Well, topic creator asked for dirty things that we have done in real life... :)

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Postby Seraph0257 » Sat Aug 20, 2022 8:16 am

Does having sex in an art gallery during business hours count?
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Seraph0257 wrote:Does having sex in an art gallery during business hours count?


It depends what type of art was displayed in gallery. :)

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xxxVIPERxxx wrote:
Your scat games, now that was DIRTY...! :D


Yeah damn. That was literally 'dirty'. I personally don't think I could take on scat in real life, that's my limit.

I remember one chick I started seeing, not too long into the relationship, she just asked for me to fuck her in the ass, which was a pleasant surprise. Even more so was she just let me fuck her hard. Anyways.. long story short, I came deep inside of her, and as I pulled out, I noticed that there was some considerable amount of shit mixed with my cum all over my cock. She didn't flinch or was embarrassed.. but I just wanted to run into the shower feeling a bit disgusted. She ended up joining me in the shower, and 'cleaning me up' with her mouth..

I couldn't see her in the same way.. just freaked out a bit.

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Adrien3884 wrote:
ringstinger wrote:Our arrangement lasted for a while, and she later separated from her husband. I do wonder from time to time what she'd be like now that she's divorced..


maybe you should try to call her back!


Should have been a bit more detailed.. separated, and then wanted to get serious.. whereas I was happy with the 'friends with benefits' arrangement.

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Postby plajvaz » Wed Aug 24, 2022 3:09 am

ringstinger wrote:Your scat games, now that was DIRTY...! :D


Yeah damn. That was literally 'dirty'. I personally don't think I could take on scat in real life, that's my limit.[/quote]

Well, we didn't plan it. It just happened when my wife pushed the piss from her ass on me. We didn't want to break the great action that we had so far, so we decided to accept the situation and to see what will be our limits.

ringstinger wrote:She ended up joining me in the shower, and 'cleaning me up' with her mouth.


If I understand you correctly, she cleaned her shit from your dick with her mouth or you have already washed your dick?

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Postby ringstinger » Wed Aug 24, 2022 5:00 am

plajvaz wrote:
If I understand you correctly, she cleaned her shit from your dick with her mouth or you have already washed your dick?


It was a blur, but I literally had just jumped into the shower, ran the water.. she jumped in straight after and gave me a blowjob. Don't think soap had touched my cock at that point.. she just blew me until I got hard again and I eventually gave her another load in her mouth.

Only after did I realise that was pretty 'dirty'.

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Postby plajvaz » Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:58 am

Did you talk with her about that incident afterwards? It seams that she really wanted to suck your dick right after you pulled it out of her ass, even if she definitely noticed that your dick is covered with shit.
I wonder if she wanted to suck your shitty dick because she wanted to calm you down and to show you that it's not a big deal, because she noticed that you were upset and disgusted... Or she is really into scat and sucking a dick covered with shit is actually a sweet treat for her that turns her on even more... Or she just wanted to reward you for good anal sex, so she would consider refusing to suck your dick as an incorrect move...

I wander what was the real reason, because my friend had a similar situation like you. His girlfriend was extremely into scat games but she was very embarrassed to admit that to anybody, not even to him. She was playing with her own shit (she was smearing it over her body and her face, she was putting it in her mouth, chewing and even swallowing). She wanted to play scat games with him, but she was too affraid to ask.
So, she found a way to get the chance to have scat games with him. She regularly initiated anal sex and once she deliberately did not go to the toilet to empty herself that day, so she knew that her rectum is full of shit. In the middle of the anal sex, she asked him to change the position. When he pulled his dick out of her ass, it was covered with a lot of shit. He was shocked and confused and she immediatelly jumped to put his dick into her mouth and started to passionately sucking it.
After that incident, they have a conversation and she finally admitted to him that she is turned on by scat and that she would like them to have scat games. She said that so far she only played with her own shit, but that she would love it more if he would like to shit on her. She said that she wants to taste his shit.
He was not into scat, so he said that he doesn't want to have anything with shit during sex. They continued dating for a few more months, and he knew that she continued to play alone with her own shit during that time. They eventually broke up. He cooled on her after learning of her affection for scat, and she cooled on him because her desire to fulfill her great sexual fantasy with a partner remained unfulfilled.

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Re: Dirty things you've done in real life

Postby ringstinger » Tue Sep 06, 2022 10:09 am

plajvaz wrote:Did you talk with her about that incident afterwards? It seams that she really wanted to suck your dick right after you pulled it out of her ass, even if she definitely noticed that your dick is covered with shit.
I wonder if she wanted to suck your shitty dick because she wanted to calm you down and to show you that it's not a big deal, because she noticed that you were upset and disgusted... Or she is really into scat and sucking a dick covered with shit is actually a sweet treat for her that turns her on even more... Or she just wanted to reward you for good anal sex, so she would consider refusing to suck your dick as an incorrect move...


Honestly, felt like she didn't think much of it. Never came up in any conversation after.. I don't think she really noticed shit on my dick.. or my reaction. She just wanted to suck cock after knowing I had let off a load already. She did 'clean up' my cock after pussy creampies so just felt ass and pussy were the same if that makes sense?

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Re: Dirty things you've done in real life

Postby Oscar Batty » Wed Sep 07, 2022 4:38 pm

plajvaz wrote:Did you talk with her about that incident afterwards? It seams that she really wanted to suck your dick right after you pulled it out of her ass, even if she definitely noticed that your dick is covered with shit.
I wonder if she wanted to suck your shitty dick because she wanted to calm you down and to show you that it's not a big deal, because she noticed that you were upset and disgusted... Or she is really into scat and sucking a dick covered with shit is actually a sweet treat for her that turns her on even more... Or she just wanted to reward you for good anal sex, so she would consider refusing to suck your dick as an incorrect move...

I wander what was the real reason, because my friend had a similar situation like you. His girlfriend was extremely into scat games but she was very embarrassed to admit that to anybody, not even to him. She was playing with her own shit (she was smearing it over her body and her face, she was putting it in her mouth, chewing and even swallowing). She wanted to play scat games with him, but she was too affraid to ask.
So, she found a way to get the chance to have scat games with him. She regularly initiated anal sex and once she deliberately did not go to the toilet to empty herself that day, so she knew that her rectum is full of shit. In the middle of the anal sex, she asked him to change the position. When he pulled his dick out of her ass, it was covered with a lot of shit. He was shocked and confused and she immediatelly jumped to put his dick into her mouth and started to passionately sucking it.
After that incident, they have a conversation and she finally admitted to him that she is turned on by scat and that she would like them to have scat games. She said that so far she only played with her own shit, but that she would love it more if he would like to shit on her. She said that she wants to taste his shit.
He was not into scat, so he said that he doesn't want to have anything with shit during sex. They continued dating for a few more months, and he knew that she continued to play alone with her own shit during that time. They eventually broke up. He cooled on her after learning of her affection for scat, and she cooled on him because her desire to fulfill her great sexual fantasy with a partner remained unfulfilled.


That was a nice story but not with a very happy endind unfortunately! :D

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Re: Dirty things you've done in real life

Postby swatwam » Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:46 pm

I'm having fun now and then with hookers, and it is the time for dirty porn action. I already told about my DP/DAP experience in another thread.

In my private life, I've also had my share of dirty things. I remember fondly of this night :

It was a long time ago with my wife-to-be, when we were young (in our early 20's). I had organized a full game day with our big group of friends we were hanging out with at that time (I'm a big game nerd). The event was gathering more than 20 people, sleeping in a common room, on the floor, not having enough beds. We were sleeping very close from one another. My girlfriend started to stroke my dick gently and finally rub it against her ass. A quick push from me, and there I was. In her ass, May be 20cm from my closest friend, who was sleeping, unaware of what was happening.
So we though. After may be 5 minutes, he started to talk to my wife, as if nothing was happening. It was very exciting, my friend and my wife talking, me fucking her ass, in the dark.

To this day, I still don't know if he ever suspected something. And I'm stil amazed by how she had handled the situation : We had no lube and she refrained moaning very well...
I think we might have talked only once or twice about that night, and never in details. I think we'd crossed a line for her.
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Re: Dirty things you've done in real life

Postby plajvaz » Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:23 am

Oscar Batty wrote:That was a nice story but not with a very happy endind unfortunately! :D


Yes, unfortunately it was not a very happy ending. I think there would have been more chances for a happy ending if she had been open and honest to him from the beginning. If she had explained to him that she is into scat and that she would like them to try scat games together (instead of preparing situation for "unintentional" scat incident), I believe he would at least give it a try, with a positive attitude.

I got the impression that in real life more girls are into scat games than guys.

Oscar, what do you think about scat games? Do you have experience in that kind of sex activity?

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Re: Dirty things you've done in real life

Postby ringstinger » Thu Sep 08, 2022 2:23 am

swatwam wrote:I'm having fun now and then with hookers, and it is the time for dirty porn action. I already told about my DP/DAP experience in another thread.

In my private life, I've also had my share of dirty things. I remember fondly of this night :

So we though. After may be 5 minutes, he started to talk to my wife, as if nothing was happening. It was very exciting, my friend and my wife talking, me fucking her ass, in the dark.

To this day, I still don't know if he ever suspected something. And I'm stil amazed by how she had handled the situation : We had no lube and she refrained moaning very well...
I think we might have talked only once or twice about that night, and never in details. I think we'd crossed a line for her.


You want to expand on the DP/DAP experience from that other thread here? How did that all go down?

And this experience... did you blow your load in her ass whilst she was talking??

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Re: Dirty things you've done in real life

Postby swatwam » Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:37 am

I did. But I had to go slow and quiet, because I couldn't have her move too much ! Even if we were in the dark, you can still see figures and she also had to keep her voice steady :-)
At the end, I stayed in her ass until I deflated (I think it was the first time I did it, and I guess she liked that, as it has become a habit in our anal sessions even though it is much more rough now than it was that night...).

I wonder if we would have had the guts then to propose him to be sucked by my girl if he had undestood what was happening (And told us, because, as I said, we still don't know if he had suspected something at all).

We also had another adventure, more erotic than the previous one. I had asked her to go commando under her plaid skirt with a jewel buttplug (I love plaid skirts and buttplugs), in the park where we met friends for a pic nic. During all the time at the park, she managed to show me glimpses of her ass with the buttplug. I remember when the discussion came to sextoys, and she told the others that the fun with buttplugs is to wear one when no one knows :-)
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