I HATE PORN

[dookiehole]

Thanks to the people who film it, I absolutely hate watching porn. It's a joke. There is so much worthless footage, just shit you will never watch, the angle is so fucked. The view is so ridiculous. Watching porn is nothing more than an exercise of using a hotkey to skip past nearly all the footage. There's probably only 30 secs of desirable footage to watch. And even that will come in spurts of 8 seconds at a time. It's a joke. I just throw in the towel nearly every time. I say to myself, "Fuck it, this is not worth watching, the view is so miserable." Just being honest. Don't mean anybody any harm. But let's face it. You men who angle the view, and prevent us from seeing the penetration, you are among the lowest sacks of shit on the face of this earth. (in my book of lust only LOL you may be great people outside of our mutually shared greed for money and pleasure) You men (or women) who are moving the camera constantly, never finding the desired view, never allowing your viewers to fixate, constantly moving the view from one angle to the next, never centering the camera on the actress, you remind me of monkeys in a circus, who do nothing but distract from the real show.

[xxxVIPERxxx]

Perhaps, you should take a long break from porn. Once you have taken 6 months away, and you come back to watching porn...perhaps your views will change to something more positive...

[dookiehole]

I've already tried that xxxviperxxx, thanks for your heartfelt suggestion. I still hate watching these films. No matter when you watch these films, whether it's 5 years from now or 10 years from now, they suck to watch! Look at them!!! These ridiculous angles. I guess that's what people have to do to tolerate this shit - watch it every six months. Your suggestion is like telling a hungry person to wait six months in order to appreciate the scraps and the crumbs that fall from this feast of beautiful women. That's what the angled views are - scraps from the table, they're bullshit. That's what gapes are - they're nothing more than a commercial, an interruption to a great movie. Face zooms, same thing, commercials designed to interrupt the movie. This shit sucks anywhere anytime anyhow! Peace.

[TheVulture]

this is without a doubt the most retarted thing ive ever read on this website ...

Well, it's valid and there is some truth in it. The problem is it does come across a little petulant and without any constructive solutions.

I do agree with the general idea that with Giorgio in particular, the camera moves around too much. He seems not to understand the basic concept of porn, which is that the viewer can't wank to a constantly moving target. His scenes are generally those I like best but I do feel that I'm fighting him a bit for most of the scenes and particularly in the early sections, where he seems particularly keen to show as many angles as possible and essentially butchers some of the explosive early lust. I have mentioned this countless times and for sure not all of the scenes are bad in this regard but generally they have unnecessary issues caused by too much movement and obsession with zoom-in to close-up in particular.

With Gonzo I rarely have this problem. The director (Luis I think?) is more relaxed and singular with his framing.

A perfectly valid point that cannot be raised often enough. But the OP needs to be more calm, considered and constructive.

[poldijk]

I do agree with the general idea that with Giorgio in particular, the camera moves around too much. He seems not to understand the basic concept of porn, which is that the viewer can't wank to a constantly moving target.

+1


some producers don't think about our eyes' health!

same complain about trailer with strobes, I did a poll related to it , strobes is not the first choice of the voters

[Ultra-Gape]

Watching porn is nothing more than an exercise of using a hotkey to skip past nearly all the footage.

Well, that's you. I virtually never skip part of a scene. Choose to buy better content, here or elsewhere, if this really is all you're doing. Or as suggested above just have a break from porn for a while if it's doing nothing for you. There is always the tendency for familiarity to reduce the appeal of the content.

[Ultra-Gape]

I virtually never skip part of a scene.

^Thinking about it that's not quite true. I will skip prolonged solo/lesbian sections at the start of some scenes, but very rarely once the guy(s) gets involved.

[beklof]

this is without a doubt the most retarted thing ive ever read on this website ...

Well, it's valid and there is some truth in it. The problem is it does come across a little petulant and without any constructive solutions.

I do agree with the general idea that with Giorgio in particular, the camera moves around too much. He seems not to understand the basic concept of porn, which is that the viewer can't wank to a constantly moving target. His scenes are generally those I like best but I do feel that I'm fighting him a bit for most of the scenes and particularly in the early sections, where he seems particularly keen to show as many angles as possible and essentially butchers some of the explosive early lust. I have mentioned this countless times and for sure not all of the scenes are bad in this regard but generally they have unnecessary issues caused by too much movement and obsession with zoom-in to close-up in particular.

With Gonzo I rarely have this problem. The director (Luis I think?) is more relaxed and singular with his framing.

A perfectly valid point that cannot be raised often enough. But the OP needs to be more calm, considered and constructive.

As for camera work, I have a very clear opinion. The level was higher about 2016/2017! My all time favorite is Arwen Gold (The girl from her levels will never be seen here again) and the camera work (camera angles, distances, etc.) in her best videos beats the current ones brightly! And besides the level of the male actors (in general) was clearly higher. These current pissing videos just yawn with their boredom and longevity and with the same endless manners and stupid goblets and bowls. And the level of girls has also gone down clearly. As the saying goes ... "The old pots make the best soups."

[magizi87]

Camera work at analvids its on its own league of terrible

[drevokocur66]

Camera work at analvids its on its own league of terrible

The movie magic works alone drive me nuts.