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Porn has lied to Me

Postby Anotherfine » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:16 pm

Went for a Sauna this afternoon and I got chatting to a girl from Czech Republic and nothing happened !!! ;)

At the very least I was expecting an Orgy :D
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Postby CanadianCouple » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:33 am

Ah, you did it wrong.

You were supposed to get 5 buddies to show up and then she would have started gaping for you and done triple anal without even saying more than hello.

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Postby JohnMcSpunkencock » Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:08 pm

I've almost certainly shagged her :cool:
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Postby geralt_ » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:15 pm

I hope this is trolling, but people seem to forget here that the LP girls are models paid to put on a good show on camera. It says little about how they are in their personal lives, getting paid to be a whore on camera doesn't mean that they all are in their personal life.

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Postby kidloco2 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:28 pm

Unbelievable or either of the following facts must have been involved: :D :D :D

1/ she was freshly happily married (perhaps with children)

2/ she had some serious STD going on

3/ you didn't show her your 'material' in the first place

Otherwise she would melt like a butter :D .
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Re: Porn has lied to Me

Postby Anotherfine » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:14 pm

geralt_ wrote:I hope this is trolling, but people seem to forget here that the LP girls are models paid to put on a good show on camera. It says little about how they are in their personal lives, getting paid to be a whore on camera doesn't mean that they all are in their personal life.


Chill Man, It was a tongue in cheek post :) As in having a joke :D Living in Scotland you don't get to meet many people from Czechoslovakia and it was just a light hearted remark on all the Czechav videos etc (including the Ria Sunn one set in a Sauna)
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Postby magizi877 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:27 pm

OP is clearly joking.

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Postby CanadianCouple » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:10 pm

geralt_ wrote:I hope this is trolling, but people seem to forget here that the LP girls are models paid to put on a good show on camera. It says little about how they are in their personal lives, getting paid to be a whore on camera doesn't mean that they all are in their personal life.


The OP was satire as were most of the replies :)

Point being that porn is not like real life; but we all wish it was.

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Postby Kriss1986 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:49 pm

otto1219 wrote:I guess that with so many here for whom English is a second, or third, or... language, subtle and facetiousness gets lost in the translation. Something actually USEFUL for the emojis!!! :D

Or maybe people just don't have a sense of humor :eek: :) :p :D


Maybe some folks are a little bit too sensitive. The other matter is knowledge of English, as you said for most people it isn't mothers thongue. For native speaker even more complicated language sentences are something natural and undersatble, for the rest... well it's hard nut to crack :p. Personally I dealt with the fact that level of my English will never be even close to people who was born in England, Scotland, USA, etc.
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Postby ZiziMinuscule » Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:19 pm

otto1219 wrote:I guess that with so many here for whom English is a second, or third, or... language, subtle and facetiousness gets lost in the translation. Something actually USEFUL for the emojis!!! :D


Very persistent remark. Not being an English native speaker, I sometimes struggle to understand our Anglo-Saxon forumers' posts. But, just as Kriss1986, I simply need to deal with the fact my English will never be as fluent as I would wish. That being said, I often learn new lexical or grammatical stuff when reading the forum. The porn can be very informative ;)
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Postby Kriss1986 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:30 pm

ZiziMinuscule wrote: That being said, I often learn new lexical or grammatical stuff when reading the forum. The porn can be very informative ;)


That makes two of us :D.
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Re: Porn has lied to Me

Postby hjohjole » Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:47 pm

Anotherfine wrote:Went for a Sauna this afternoon and I got chatting to a girl from Czech Republic and nothing happened !!! ;)

At the very least I was expecting an Orgy :D


Now that's the problem with porn right there. It give people unrealistic expectations of sauna baths. :D


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