Things you don't like about Porn or annoy you

[Anotherfine]

Not really aimed at I don't think this performer or that performer etc more just things in general, Mine are most from US made Porn

Pubes, Honestly who thought bringing back the bush was a good idea
The big deal Americans performers and fans make about anal sex
Now I know its a business and people have to make a living, But the constant begging for money and gifts on social media

Thats about it really, I mean there is lots to love about pron but nothing perfect .. Except maybe Evelina Darling

[laura.]

In no particular order:

Like Another Fine, bush. An absolute no for me and I will swerve a scene where the girls have anything more than a mere strip above their pubis. It's just something I can't get my head round, especially in porn where a clear view of genitalia should be a priority. I have no issues with girls who like that look but I couldn't imagine not incorporating a razor into my daily routine. Thankfully in Euro porn pubes are as rare as hen's teeth and hopefully it says that way.

Pussy fucking. No explanations here as I have shared my thoughts on this numerous times.

Abuse/degradation/male performers taking liberties. Consensual rough porn is one thing but going the extra mile for their own self satisfaction and not the girls is wrong and piggish.

Plastic/surgery/excessive body mods. Tattoos I am starting to appreciate more but not when it gets too excessive a la Bonnie Rotten.

Ott acting up can be really distracting and grating on the ears.

Unattractive male performers. I won't name names but some are not pretty.

Over reliance on gimmicks.

BDSM is just odd to me but each to his and hers own

And whilst I certainly won't criticise any woman of any age brave enough to have a go at this industry, I have never gotten ink the whole Milf thing. There are exceptions of course and I have reviewed many wonderful scenes featuring older performers but in the main I enjoy the fantasy of lusting after young women, the sort I'd be too ashamed to seduce in real life

Good thread btw x

[Anotherfine]

Girls who are Cum Dodgers, You're in porn what did you expect was going to happen of course spunk is going to come (pardon the pun) flying at you

[avanfurwet]

Males:
Abuse/degradation as per Laura. Not interested in the little boy's rape fantasies here
Prancing about, too much alpha-chimp attention-seeking when the girls are the stars
Talking too much
Making ridiculous grunting noises
Endless lame circle jerks just so girls can be filmed swallowing

Females:
Real or acted suffering. Prefer slutty happy girls.
Bush (small exception for Brazilian style but generally prefer bald)
Large "in your face" tattoos especially on torso or legs
Unusual or excessive piercings - for me ears/nipples/clit hood are OK but rings in noses, lips, eyeballs etc. are distracting
Fake tits
Other body mods e.g. trout pout
Cum-dodging
Stupid fake-teeny costumes. The real teen/near-teen girls here are so pretty they look good in anything.
Pretty much any part of costumes that stay on during sex
Any part of costume made of rubber, ever
Pantyhose unless removed at beginning of scene and never seen again
String thongs, prefer lacy panties
Socks
Glasses
Wellingtons

Both:
Anything BDSM beyond spanking for fun
Femdom
Cuckold
Oiled bodies
Stupid coloured washmits

Probably many more things which I don't ever think about but would really annoy me if I did.

[analaficionado]

Wow great points!!!

Pubes can be kind of distracting, plus I feel it kind of shows that the girl doesn't take care of herself. For guys a slight trim would be nice to avoid that brute look.

Unattractive males or men that are surprisingly older than the girl.

Dressing the girl's in kids clothes. This is just strange and gross to me.

Screaming. I don't like screams of pain, faked or real, but screams of pleasure is kind of a love/hate thing with me. I don't wanna be deaf after a scene, but at the same time I'm glad to know that the models are having a good time.

OMG I'm actually super glad somebody brought up the mitts!! I saw those in a porno the other day, I'm just like "what the fuck is going on!?" Guess some stars don't wanna ruin their manicures.

[dap-addict]

- bush
- pussy only fucking
- red ass cheeks from slapping
- US style over-acting/over-moaning (also with Eurogirls like Ukrainian Kyra Blonde)
- wax
- oil
- socks

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Twitter drama queens. If I get bad karma I block them. Only 3 models have this but I cannot be doing with an attitude. I stay well clear of virtually all US babes on Twitter as they talk Twitter talk aka total bullshit almost all the time. Yes, social media begging bugs me too.

In porn films/scenes I absolutely detest the babes being dressed like hookers, tacky make-up etc

[analsexonly]

Personally, pussy fucking in general, but I've gotten into that lots before. What I'm going to complain about here annoys me even more: unnecessary inclusion of pussy fucking in almost exclusively anal scenes. I'm talking a scenes where they go straight to a girl's ass, maybe even do double or triple anal along the way, but then for some reason mid-scene or towards the end, switch to her pussy or DP for a few minutes or the remainder of the scene. Ruins the whole thing for me and I end up stopping watching, and many of my friends agree.

Clit rubbing during anal. This is a bit of a weird one for me, because I'm also opposed to it during sex personally, but not to deny a girl pleasure. With proper practice and exclusion of a habit to clit play, anal can be more pleasurable on its own and lead to more powerful orgasms than anal + clit play. In porn, though, I just find it distracting visually and far prefer to see a girl enjoying anal on its own without furiously rubbing her clit. Even worse is when she is enjoying it and the guy or another girl comes in and rubs her clit, sometimes clearly distracting her from what she had been already enjoying.

Bush also doesn't belong in porn. Some people are really trying to bring it back, but it's certainly not resonating with a majority, and those efforts will fail.

[avanfurwet]

... OMG I'm actually super glad somebody brought up the mitts!! I saw those in a porno the other day, I'm just like "what the fuck is going on!?" Guess some stars don't wanna ruin their manicures.

I think it's because of the oil, so they don't lose their grip on the slippery girls. Anyway, its gross.

[dap-addict]

Great list!
Didnt understand all references but bolded those I strongly agree and forgot to mention.

Males:
Abuse/degradation as per Laura. Not interested in the little boy's rape fantasies here
Prancing about, too much alpha-chimp attention-seeking when the girls are the stars
Talking too much
Making ridiculous grunting noises
Endless lame circle jerks just so girls can be filmed swallowing

Females:
Real or acted suffering. Prefer slutty happy girls.
Bush (small exception for Brazilian style but generally prefer bald)
Large "in your face" tattoos especially on torso or legs
Unusual or excessive piercings - for me ears/nipples/clit hood are OK but rings in noses, lips, eyeballs etc. are distracting
Fake tits
Other body mods e.g. trout pout
Cum-dodging
Stupid fake-teeny costumes. The real teen/near-teen girls here are so pretty they look good in anything.
Pretty much any part of costumes that stay on during sex
Any part of costume made of rubber, ever
Pantyhose unless removed at beginning of scene and never seen again
String thongs, prefer lacy panties
Socks
Glasses
Wellingtons

Both:
Anything BDSM beyond spanking for fun
Femdom
Cuckold
Oiled bodies
Stupid coloured washmits

Probably many more things which I don't ever think about but would really annoy me if I did.

[avanfurwet]

... In porn films/scenes I absolutely detest the babes being dressed like hookers, tacky make-up etc

There, I knew there would be stuff I forgot which really annoys me. Thanks for mentioning this.
Sinemex were some of the worst for this IMO.
They brought beautiful models over from Russia, filmed them in lovely sunny gardens, pancake make-up like 2-dollar Mexican hookers. Why?

[laura.]

Echoing what Dap Addict Just said on another thread, watching real life couples in porn is a bit turn off for me as It seems like an infringement and shatters that promiscuous notion which is a pleasing part of porn.

I like romance in my personal life but don't like to see it in my porn nor anything soft focus and over sensual. I just like to see lush girls and hot guys fuck the shit out of each other basically

Unlike others on here I quite like a cheesy teen outfit, it's all dress up and these are grown women at the end of the day and as long as it avoids the Max like kid themes I don't have an issue with it. Plus it means I get to see bare legs xx

[Kriss1986]

- I just hate when girl during whole scene has tits covered by her top, it's so annoying. I would like to see boobies and it's not important if are small or big or little bit saggy
- Tatoos especially those big and eye - catching.
- Only pussy fucking
- Mans making ridiculos noises and talking too much
- Unusal piercings
- Botox faces, especially oversized lips
- Cuckold
- US style over-acting/over-moaning

[avanfurwet]

... Unlike others on here I quite like a cheesy teen outfit, it's all dress up and these are grown women at the end of the day and as long as it avoids the Max like kid themes I don't have an issue with it. Plus it means I get to see bare legs xx

I suppose I can make an exception for Kira in her cheerleader outfit.

[avanfurwet]

- I just hate when girl during whole scene has tits covered by her top, it's so annoying. I would like to see boobies and it's not important if are small or big or little bit saggy ...

Yes, puppies should come out to play in all scenes, obviously.

[Kriss1986]

- I just hate when girl during whole scene has tits covered by her top, it's so annoying. I would like to see boobies and it's not important if are small or big or little bit saggy ...

Yes, puppies should come out to play in all scenes, obviously.

Hell yeah, you know what is good .

[laura.]

And

Limp soft cocks: one of the biggest turns off imaginable.i appreciate this is a tough environment for men to work in and to extent you have it harder (or not lol) but that must be frustrating for the girls as much as it is for me

Swallows

Weak cum shots and that annoying thing where some of the guys have to wank themselves for 5 minutes just to cum, so frustrating grrrr

Lazy lifeless scenes where you feel yourself drifting off as you watch as they are that cold and lethargic. A lot of SOS stuff had that effect on me.

X

[dap-addict]

Yeah!

male:
- wood problems
- soft anchor cock (in dp or dap)
- liveless, non-trusting anchor cock (in dp or dap)
- dipping/tip fucking
- violence instead of fucking (not to be confunded with manhandling while fucking!)
- lennghty run-up wanks prior to cum-shots
- dribbling
- no show
- fake cum
- generally weak cum-shots (but I way got used to them at LP provided the rest of the sex is fine)

[TheVulture]

Hand(s) on girl's head during cumshots. Turns something wanton and wild into a stilted act of male-on-female punishment. Totally unsexy.

Any attempt - however small - by male performer or director to unnerve or embarrass a girl and reduce her levels of heat and comfort towards some "buddy porn" ends. An insult to pornography.

Heels, dresses, skirts etc. coming off early in scenes, especially when they don't need to. That dress looks lovely undone around the waist, the skirt is just fine hitched up etc.

Directors who leave in their films shots - however brief - of girls in visible pain or discomfort, thus opening up the opportunity for malcontent losers to appear on porn internet forums requesting signposts towards said scenes for them to wank nastily to in their parents' basement.

Those kinds of things.

[TheVulture]

that annoying thing where some of the guys have to wank themselves for 5 minutes just to cum, so frustrating grrrr

Definitely that. It's beyond my comprehension why a director would leave that in. It seems as though most of them are allergic to an editing suite sadly.

[cinnah]

Tattoo
Piercing
Oil
Small tits

[Peach Fuzz]

- I just hate when girl during whole scene has tits covered by her top, it's so annoying. I would like to see boobies and it's not important if are small or big or little bit saggy ...

Yes, puppies should come out to play in all scenes, obviously.

Agreed, and for me this annoyance applies even more to their legs and feet (hidden out of frame, in stockings, or in heels). Fishnets are acceptable, I suppose, but if I don't see bare soles in a trailer, with the exception of a select few instabuy models, the scene will likely be an instant skip. And when my instabuy models' feet remain covered, this pisses me off even more...

[yeahyeahyeah]

To tired when must in work. Hand of fuck is ruin tranquility. Early next day of evil eyes. Poor me!

[magizi877]

I'm gonna stick to Legalporno exclusively.

Things that make me skip a scene:

Prolapse
When the manhandle is too harsh on the girl.
When the scene has too much DAP.
Cuckold scenes.
Bush.
When the girl appears under-age.

Things I greatly dislike:

Fake moaning added in editing. (soon to make it to my instant skip criteria)
Ponytails.
Sunglasses.
Hats.
Face Masks.
Heavy makeup.
Baggy outfits on the ladies.
Red lipstick.
Blue eye shadow.
Brown stockings.

Things that annoy me:

When a movie gets tagged for "Balls Deep" for a small moment of it, in a sea of tip fucking boredom.
When the men in the scene don't show any sign of passion.
When the girl is moaning too loudly and constantly.
When a Gonzo scene has an intro that has 10+ minutes of girl + dildo action.
10 on 1 scenes do not last longer than 3 on 1 scenes, despite having 300% more men in them.
When there was no kissing in a scene.
When Legalporno doesn't do enough to persuade a girl to drop the "get bigger boobs" idea.
When a girl gets tattoo's around her nipples.
Director Luis doing a wide take. Because he zooms out and yet, you cannot see more of the woman.
When I find out that the babes were not getting PAID.
When you have to wait MONTHS to get an already filmed scene that you badly want.
When all the things that make you skip a scene, happen in consecutive days.

THERE.

[leroisoleil83]

Lol... Okay, I'm a cheap fuck, I'll admit it in advance. But what annoys me --- I pay for something after searching for it in English, (my native language). Then find out I could have gotten it for free if I had searched for it in Russian (or any other random language). Name any porn site in the world - type it. It's true *almost* unanimously. (shrugs - whatever - I'm glad I've paid for the scenes I'm getting. Glad to give credit where credit is deserved.) But still - so many Russian-speaking fans are getting so much free porn! Ugh!

[avanfurwet]

I'm gonna stick to Legalporno exclusively.

Things that make me skip a scene:

Prolapse
When the manhandle is too harsh on the girl.
When the scene has too much DAP.
Cuckold scenes.
Bush.
When the girl appears under-age.

Things I greatly dislike:

Fake moaning added in editing. (soon to make it to my instant skip criteria)
Ponytails.
Sunglasses.
Hats.
Face Masks.
Heavy makeup.
Baggy outfits on the ladies.
Red lipstick.
Blue eye shadow.
Brown stockings.

Things that annoy me:

When a movie gets tagged for "Balls Deep" for a small moment of it, in a sea of tip fucking boredom.
When the men in the scene don't show any sign of passion.
When the girl is moaning too loudly and constantly.
When a Gonzo scene has an intro that has 10+ minutes of girl + dildo action.
10 on 1 scenes do not last longer than 3 on 1 scenes, despite having 300% more men in them.
When there was no kissing in a scene.
When Legalporno doesn't do enough to persuade a girl to drop the "get bigger boobs" idea.
When a girl gets tattoo's around her nipples.
Director Luis doing a wide take. Because he zooms out and yet, you cannot see more of the woman.
When I find out that the babes were not getting PAID.
When you have to wait MONTHS to get an already filmed scene that you badly want.
When all the things that make you skip a scene, happen in consecutive days.

THERE.

Good list!

[jerrybb]

I'm gonna stick to Legalporno exclusively.

Things that make me skip a scene:

Prolapse
When the manhandle is too harsh on the girl.
When the scene has too much DAP.
Cuckold scenes.
Bush.
When the girl appears under-age.

Things I greatly dislike:

Fake moaning added in editing. (soon to make it to my instant skip criteria)
Ponytails.

Sunglasses.
Hats.
Face Masks.
Heavy makeup.
Baggy outfits on the ladies.
Red lipstick.
Blue eye shadow.
Brown stockings.

Things that annoy me:

When a movie gets tagged for "Balls Deep" for a small moment of it, in a sea of tip fucking boredom.
When the men in the scene don't show any sign of passion.
When the girl is moaning too loudly and constantly.
When a Gonzo scene has an intro that has 10+ minutes of girl + dildo action.
10 on 1 scenes do not last longer than 3 on 1 scenes, despite having 300% more men in them.
When there was no kissing in a scene.
When Legalporno doesn't do enough to persuade a girl to drop the "get bigger boobs" idea.
When a girl gets tattoo's around her nipples.
Director Luis doing a wide take. Because he zooms out and yet, you cannot see more of the woman.
When I find out that the babes were not getting PAID.
When you have to wait MONTHS to get an already filmed scene that you badly want.
When all the things that make you skip a scene, happen in consecutive days.

THERE.

Everyone has their opinion.

I love girls who prolapse.

I love so much slutty make-up.

It's better to mix things up and keep us all happy.

[avanfurwet]

Lol... Okay, I'm a cheap fuck, I'll admit it in advance. But what annoys me --- I pay for something after searching for it in English, (my native language). Then find out I could have gotten it for free if I had searched for it in Russian (or any other random language). Name any porn site in the world - type it. It's true *almost* unanimously. (shrugs - whatever - I'm glad I've paid for the scenes I'm getting. Glad to give credit where credit is deserved.) But still - so many Russian-speaking fans are getting so much free porn! Ugh!

I think the new Soviet Union has pretty good state-sponsored monitoring and control over internet users.
So, they also have easy access to many nice websites offering you stolen degenerate western pornography for free.
Just unwrap the nice free gifts you can download from them.
What could possibly go wrong?

[rollin_dubs187]

DAP and TAP. I wish this gay fad would just die already

[laura.]

Oh and crap music in porn. I think the only time I heard a decent tune was in a Fuck my Jeans scene where the intro was to the Arctic Monkeys. Otherwise it's awful imho

[avanfurwet]

Oh and crap music in porn. I think the only time I heard a decent tune was in a Fuck my Jeans scene where the intro was to the Arctic Monkeys. Otherwise it's awful imho

Now you're just being picky

[leroisoleil83]

The stories about how women are sometimes treated off-camera are absolutely disgusting and horrifying. And the fact these things happen in the porn world, and that studios continue to hire males who are sadistic like this makes it harder and harder to be a porn fan.

On camera stuff: I hate both fake rape scenes. Bad boob jobs. Guys who can't get it up. One-drop-cumshots (seriously, how does Mike Adriano have so many fans?). Not a fan of pussy cream-pies, but to each his/her own. And I agree with whoever said that cum-dodging is extremely annoying.

[laird.cameltown]

Mine are most from US made Porn

Interesting. To me, porn has really gone downhill compared to the US porn in the 90s.

Back then, there were individual videos or series that a decent amount of production went into. Now, people seem to find a niche, make a web-site with a formula and just ride that as long as they can. If you've seen one video from these sites, you've basically seen them all. Everyone involved knows what to expect and they are basically having sex the same way a person sleepwalks through a work-day at a job they don't like. In the 90s, the actors often had more candid, unexpected reactions/moments.

It seems like technology has made it too easy to make porn. In theory, that sounds like it could be interesting. But, the result seems to be that there is no room for real product production. As soon as anyone else sees the money in it they just start their own spin-off with a cheap camera and web site.

[VBT_2]

Lot of things:

- aggressive body modifications (tattoos, piercings, silicones...)
- shaved pussies
- fake acting (during gape or pussy licking)
- too many of guys on screen (girl MUST be nicely visible)
- licking of guys bodies
- guys who can't shut up
- POV
- bad rhytm of scene (guy stop fucking to do something boring or just to show gape every 10 seconds)
- bad camerawork
- BDSM, wax games...

... however, I am not 100% consistent on every part, probably 50%+ of my videos are with shaved ladies, for example...

[yeahyeahyeah]

Noise is groan. Ooooorrrr. Ooooooorrrr. Ooooooorrrr. Ooooooooorrr. Ooooooooooorr. Ooooooooooorrr. Oooooooooooorr.
If is girl to talk try it understand. For hear to how is she talk. Maybe Nice. No sound rest mute to. Fuck it bore. WHy?
Talk name or say nice feel of her. For She not is the cow. Possible Understand.

[Kriss1986]

Lot of things:

- aggressive body modifications (tattoos, piercings, silicones...)
- shaved pussies
- fake acting (during gape or pussy licking)
- too many of guys on screen (girl MUST be nicely visible)
- licking of guys bodies
- guys who can't shut up
- POV
- bad rhytm of scene (guy stop fucking to do something boring or just to show gape every 10 seconds)
- bad camerawork
- BDSM, wax games...

... however, I am not 100% consistent on every part, probably 50%+ of my videos are with shaved ladies, for example...

1. Definitely agree, natural beauty is precious and so nice to watch. Maybe just with fake boobs it's partial - it depends how good is surgery because I must admit there are few girls with awesome fake boobs like e.g. Nataly Cherie .

2. Fake acting - this is really annoying especially if acting is weak.

3. Too many guys - yeah sometimes it hinders enjoying a scene.

4. Licking of guys bodies - I have no opinion

5. Guys who can't shut up - it's a big issue

6. POV - I'm not a fun and I'm skipping all POV scenes

7. Bad rhytm of scene (guy stop fucking to do something boring or just to show gape every 10 seconds) - well really often it has the biggest influence why the scene is weak or low sales .

8. bad camerawork - it can ruin everything

9. BDSM, wax games... - hard to tell, I'm not against of little bit harder action.

[avanfurwet]

Noise is groan. Ooooorrrr. Ooooooorrrr. Ooooooorrrr. Ooooooooorrr. Ooooooooooorr. Ooooooooooorrr. Oooooooooooorr.
If is girl to talk try it understand. For hear to how is she talk. Maybe Nice. No sound rest mute to. Fuck it bore. WHy?
Talk name or say nice feel of her. For She not is the cow. Possible Understand.

Agree IMO girls should be heard. Guys not so much.
And not dubbed out of sync e.g. obvious repeats on a loop, or moaning continues after action has stopped.

[Kriss1986]

And not dubbed out of sync e.g. obvious repeats on a loop, or moaning continues after action has stopped.

Something like that is a real crime .

[avanfurwet]

And licking guy's bodies esp. asses and feet, really annoys me. OK, I guess for some it's their fetish. But it makes me nauseous.

[Kriss1986]

And licking guy's bodies esp. asses and feet, really annoys me. OK, I guess for some it's their fetish. But it makes me nauseous.

Well some like it and some not, we are here to share our thoughts . You know my personal opinion .