You know you've been watching too much porn ..

by **Anotherfine** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:16 pm

When a van goes past with DPC on the side and I immediately thought of dpconnoisseur1

by **Dzentungen_Blacksmith** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:19 pm

Anotherfine wrote:When a van goes past with DPC on the side and I immediately thought of dpconnoisseur1

when you are offering your gf money for she would wear high heels in bed

by **laura.** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:03 pm

When no matter where you and who you are with you always somehow manage to be on your own to check which scenes have been uploaded at 23:00 GMT.......

Devotion x

by **xmal-fuckland** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:53 am

Belle had something to say on this subject just last week... <url removed>

by **Pissing** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 3:36 am

When every time you see an ATM machine on the streets, you get excited.

by **leroisoleil83** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 3:43 am

^ Or whenever you see a forum that has absolutely nothing to do with pissing you STILL feel the need to get involved to progress your tired-old argument. LOL. Ugh! Whatever, you've obviously gone beyond obsolete. This is a fun forum, and I hope more will contribute... Please, all - Ignore this idiot and continue.

Can't wait for the fun that might emerge.

by **laura.** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:33 am

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She is just a legend. Although surely most of us think of you know what when we see ATM, surely?

by **laura.** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:56 am

When you now look at other women and think mmmm I bet she'd look amazing in an LP scene.

(Objectification I know but I do think that a hell of a lot:))

by **Pissing** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:09 pm

leroisoleil83 wrote:^ Or whenever you see a forum that has absolutely nothing to do with pissing you STILL feel the need to get involved to progress your tired-old argument. LOL. Ugh! Whatever, you've obviously gone beyond obsolete. This is a fun forum, and I hope more will contribute... Please, all - Ignore this idiot and continue. Can't wait for the fun that might emerge.

Are you calling me an idiot?
Wow... I guess that's because you are still angry about rollinDubs...

PS: Look at the picture at the left.... That's you, while I'm pissing in your mouth.

by **hardanalfan** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 5:15 pm

Pissing wrote:
leroisoleil83 wrote:^ Or whenever you see a forum that has absolutely nothing to do with pissing you STILL feel the need to get involved to progress your tired-old argument. LOL. Ugh! Whatever, you've obviously gone beyond obsolete. This is a fun forum, and I hope more will contribute... Please, all - Ignore this idiot and continue. Can't wait for the fun that might emerge.

Are you calling me an idiot?
Wow... I guess that's because you are still angry about rollinDubs...

PS: Look at the picture at the left.... That's you, while I'm pissing in your mouth.

Be easy guys this is peaceful forum. Watch porn and don't war

by **deanob73** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:26 pm

laura. wrote:When you now look at other women and think mmmm I bet she'd look amazing in an LP scene.

(Objectification I know but I do think that a hell of a lot:))

I do this all the time, I can't help it. I see a beautiful girl, then my gaze slips to her perfect bottom, and I wonder if she has DAP skills LOL

by **leroisoleil83** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 5:11 am

Pissing wrote:
leroisoleil83 wrote:^ Or whenever you see a forum that has absolutely nothing to do with pissing you STILL feel the need to get involved to progress your tired-old argument. LOL. Ugh! Whatever, you've obviously gone beyond obsolete. This is a fun forum, and I hope more will contribute... Please, all - Ignore this idiot and continue. Can't wait for the fun that might emerge.

Are you calling me an idiot?
Wow... I guess that's because you are still angry about rollinDubs...

PS: Look at the picture at the left.... That's you, while I'm pissing in your mouth.

I'll admit I was pretty fucking drunk last night when I wrote that, and I don't know what the hell I was thinking. So I apologize. Really, very sorry. Piss in my mouth all you want, I guess I deserve it.

You don't have to be vocal about it, since this isn't worth the attention, but really. Sorry I insulted you, it really wasn't deserved.

by **Anotherfine** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:39 pm

we actually use the phrase DAP at lot at work as well, If my workmates only knew

by **Pissing** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:01 am

leroisoleil83 wrote:Sorry I insulted you, it really wasn't deserved.

Really cool of you to write this.
You are a good guy Leroi.
I'm glad I could be of some help during your alcohol intake

by **Lowrie28** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 2:13 pm

Pissing wrote:When every time you see an ATM machine on the streets, you get excited.

Haha

by **Lowrie28** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:09 pm

You start to think that you need to get a life :/

by **Alan2008** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:21 pm

When you want to ask someone to test their "Hardware" or ask them about the size of their "RAM" it is best not to ask these days.

by **Anotherfine** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:02 pm

When you say to your friend you look like Maria Devine and she say who ???

Yup my tattoo'd kickboxing friend looks an awful lot like Maria

by **avanfurwet** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:08 pm

Anotherfine wrote:When you say to your friend you look like Maria Devine and she say who ???

Yup my tattoo'd kickboxing friend looks an awful lot like Maria

Sounds like a nice compliment. Maria is gorgeous.

by **laura.** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:16 pm

When even when you aren't watching porn you are spending your free time reading about your fave stars on their twitters, seeing what they are up to on a rainy Tuesday afternoon

x

by **avanfurwet** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:19 pm

laura. wrote:When even when you aren't watching porn you are spending your free time reading about your fave stars on their twitters, seeing what they are up to on a rainy Tuesday afternoon x

Or writing stuff on a goofy forum.

by **laura.** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:25 pm

Yes I think it's fair to say that for a number of us, me most definitely, that porn is our number one hobby. I remember those innocent days when it used to be athletics, E17 and drinking cider on the swings, where did it go wrong

x

by **avanfurwet** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:51 pm

laura. wrote:where did it go wrong x

About here

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by **laura.** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:56 pm

^
Horrid looking back at him. I was always a Tony girl if truth be known, he was sensitive

x

by **avanfurwet** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:09 pm

laura. wrote:^
Horrid looking back at him. I was always a Tony girl if truth be known, he was sensitive x

Sorry male of the species here. Who or what is Tony?

by **laura.** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:16 pm

avanfurwet wrote:
laura. wrote:^
Horrid looking back at him. I was always a Tony girl if truth be known, he was sensitive x

Sorry male of the species here. Who or what is Tony?

Tut Tony Mortimer, the 'songwriter'. Fittie, or at least I thought that at the time!

by **kidloco2** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:36 pm

Whenever somebody throws a USB stick at you and you think there must be some porn on it

If you come across this picture and think it's Giorgio's new Clockwork Gang shooting location.

by **avanfurwet** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:39 pm

kidloco2 wrote:...If you come across this picture and think it's Giorgio's new Clockwork Gang shooting location.

by **laura.** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:41 pm

Why didn't I stay there when I went to Prague? Could have ticked it off me list ha x

by **kidloco2** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:42 pm

You know you've been watching too much LP porn ..

When your best friend tells you that he has bought older Hollywood blockbuster movie online for 40 bucks and it sucked and you just reply: "Why didn't you spend your free Tickets?"

by **kidloco2** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:43 pm

laura. wrote:Why didn't I stay there when I went to Prague? Could have ticked it off me list ha x

You wanna do DAP?

by **laura.** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:46 pm

Moi?

by **kidloco2** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:41 pm

laura. wrote:Moi?

Um?

by **Peach Fuzz** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:02 am

When your favorite baseball team ends 108 years of futility to finally win the World Series, but you don't watch it live because you can't hold off on your porn fix through a rain delay. Set DVR, watch porn, watch DVR, then somewhere in the neighborhood a celebrating fan sets off a single, solitary firecracker to give away the outcome...

by **Peach Fuzz** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:09 am

Or when you're in Munich during their Champions League final against Dortmund, but you miss the match to spend 3 hours with a favorite porn star instead...

by **xmal-fuckland** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 4:36 pm

when you are scrolling past the fashion section of your newspaper and skim read 'top twenty christmas party dresses' as 'top twenty sperma party dresses'.

and so i took a week off and feel much better for it.

so who took a head up their ass this week?

by **Vawkes** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 6:35 pm

BBC television channels always make me think of...

by **Seraph0257** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:39 am

Pissing wrote:When every time you see an ATM machine on the streets, you get excited.

hahaha, been that way for me for a long time now

by **Anotherfine** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:15 pm

When you are at work talking about what girls you think are stunning and who you are attracted to and you can't say Evelina Darling, Crystal Greenvelle or Emily Thorne

by **laura.** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:23 pm

^
Ha ha. I know exactly what you mean. The thought of confiding in my girlfriends, even the few who know of my bisexuality, and telling them that my dream women are all hard core porn stars, would make them spit their merlots out.

Peole just lack taste, that's what I think and conform to the normal stereotypical celeb beauties, when anyone with a bit of style knows that porn girls are the hottest

xx

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