TIME to fuck eyes, ears and noses. Poll.

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

Dear Sirs in LP, I think it's high time to start making videos where they fuck eyes, ears and noses, also armits will do. People everywhere in the world (pix below) do it. Please review this idea. Thank you and regards. Dzentungen. (WARNING: SHOUDL BE DONE ONLY BY STUNTMEN, DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME!)

[rollin_dubs187]

Jesus christ

[laura.]

You are kidding right?

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

You are kidding right?

well in every joke there is some part of trueth, for example eyejob is very common here in our psycho ward, when a nurse for extra money tickles my dickhead with her eyelids and eyelashes. And all know that ears are very sensitive erogenic zones, and noze - when sniffing a cock - looks sexy, and armits - everybody does that

[laura.]

You are kidding right?

well in every joke there is some part of trueth, for example eyejob is very common here in our psycho ward, when a nurse for extra money tickles my dickhead with her eyelids and eyelashes. And all know that ears are very sensitive erogenic zones, and noze - when sniffing a cock - looks sexy, and armits - everybody does that

That did make me laugh out oud, you're funny, I will give you that Is a free subscription paid for by the 'psycho ward' to LP some kind of alternative radical therapy?

OK, I chose armpits. You will perforate someone's eardrums if you try and fuck them! X

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

You are kidding right?

well in every joke there is some part of trueth, for example eyejob is very common here in our psycho ward, when a nurse for extra money tickles my dickhead with her eyelids and eyelashes. And all know that ears are very sensitive erogenic zones, and noze - when sniffing a cock - looks sexy, and armits - everybody does that

plus it has great medical effect - you see better after you rub your eyes with dick and spern, same with ears, you hear better, with armpits - you dont need to use lotion after that, sperm kills the smell of sweat, and nose - no more running nose, and common blowjobs - kill toothache and cure sore throats

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

You are kidding right?

well in every joke there is some part of trueth, for example eyejob is very common here in our psycho ward, when a nurse for extra money tickles my dickhead with her eyelids and eyelashes. And all know that ears are very sensitive erogenic zones, and noze - when sniffing a cock - looks sexy, and armits - everybody does that

That did make me laugh out oud, you're funny, I will give you that Is a free subscription paid for by the 'psycho ward' to LP some kind of alternative radical therapy?

OK, I chose armpits. You will perforate someone's eardrums if you try and fuck them! X

oh thank you laura, thank you for choosing armpits, yeah yeah. Well, there is no damage to eardrums, just ear conch is contacted, it may grow in size however a little bit.

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

You are kidding right?

well in every joke there is some part of trueth, for example eyejob is very common here in our psycho ward, when a nurse for extra money tickles my dickhead with her eyelids and eyelashes. And all know that ears are very sensitive erogenic zones, and noze - when sniffing a cock - looks sexy, and armits - everybody does that

That did make me laugh out oud, you're funny, I will give you that Is a free subscription paid for by the 'psycho ward' to LP some kind of alternative radical therapy?

OK, I chose armpits. You will perforate someone's eardrums if you try and fuck them! X

oh, unfortunately our "psycho ward #6" does not pay for our subscription - we watch trailers in slow mode - pause, then pause again. If you give us free subscription all my roomates: Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Mike Chapman, Charlie Chapman, Diesel Generator - will really appreciate it. we will bring the LP to the next level.

[laura.]

Last time I heard Napoleon, ATG and Chaplin were dead, but maybe i was wrong . Your ward sounds like good fun but not sure if I'd get out there alive or without my sense of smell, sight of sound x

[lokin66]

I can't stop laughing


Well i don't know about that

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

Last time I heard Napoleon, ATG and Chaplin were dead, but maybe i was wrong . Your ward sounds like good fun but not sure if I'd get out there alive or without my sense of smell, sight of sound x

naahh, you will be all right, maximum sommen like this :

[laura.]

wtf

You're making me look like Prince Charles on acid. I think I will steer clear of your ward if that's OK with you

[here4theCOCK]

i do like seeing a slut smell a dude's uncut cock before she sucks it..... does that count? lol.

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

I agree with here4thecock... Love to see hot sluts smell long fat black cock before she sucks it .. she should give nasty look when she smells it and talk filthy and then spit on it and keep it erotic:).

Would be also cool if a slut sticks her nose in his ass and smells that too. We need more sniffing sluts here on LP.

[Perenini]

Obviously it is a topic of humor, but sexual acts in the axilla is something that I like and has happened in some scenes in the porn history. In the scene of evilangel '' Shut Up and Fuck'' Nacho Vidal licks armpit of Bobbi Star.

[leroisoleil83]

With crippled women I like to fuck the back of their knees. Being in a sitting position for so long makes that area really soft, and pleasurable to the head of the penis. Can we add this area to the poll?

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

With crippled women I like to fuck the back of their knees. Being in a sitting position for so long makes that area really soft, and pleasurable to the head of the penis. Can we add this area to the poll?

It's a pity i cant, it will go to 0 if updated,

[grimwolf77]

No....

None of the above fer me..

[leroisoleil83]

With crippled women I like to fuck the back of their knees. Being in a sitting position for so long makes that area really soft, and pleasurable to the head of the penis. Can we add this area to the poll?

It's a pity i cant, it will go to 0 if updated,

Hmm, yeah that's too bad. Because in my original comment I forgot to mention fat chicks. I mean - think of the possibility there. Fuck the fat between roll number 1, 2, or 3 in their stomach. Fuck their back, between their armpit and back-fat. If she's lying on her back, surely there's fat between her shoulder blades you can get at... Fuck them underneath their tit, where the fat meats the stomach. And in some instances the sweat almost makes it resemble a pussy! So really, it's like - pick-a-fold-and-fuck! It's so perfect for the average horny guy. (of which there are obviously many on this site). Surprised this category hasn't become more popular!

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

With crippled women I like to fuck the back of their knees. Being in a sitting position for so long makes that area really soft, and

Hmm, yeah that's too bad. Because in my original comment I forgot to mention fat chicks. I mean - think of the possibility there. Fuck the fat between roll number 1, 2, or 3 in their stomach. Fuck their back, between their armpit and back-fat. If she's lying on her back, surely there's fat between her shoulder blades you can get at... Fuck them underneath their tit, where the fat meats the stomach. And in some instances the sweat almost makes it resemble a pussy! So really, it's like - pick-a-fold-and-fuck! It's so perfect for the average horny guy. (of which there are obviously many on this site). Surprised this category hasn't become more popular!

That nasty man, fuck fat rolls on the belly? Cant be good