Proper cocks for porn

[Dzentungen_Blacksmith]

I think ugly and creepy cocks look more sexy in porn than those which are smooth and perfect and look like dildos. Let's take for example the cock of Johnny Fender in Deepthroat This and Swallow This series. His darkish ugly cock is a good contrast with those nice girls. The cocks of other guys are just smooth or big, or very boring, like sticks. The ideal cock for porn should be average size, so the girl can deepthroat it and suck it all length, hairy, wet, a little soft for a blowjob, with veins and wrinkles, hairy itself and with hairy balls, with purple dickhead. The girls should always wear dark red, bright lipsticks and blue or grey eye shades, make up and ear-rings.

[Perenini]

No.

[scott271]

I think ugly and creepy cocks look more sexy .... The ideal cock for porn should be average size, with veins and wrinkles, hairy itself and with hairy balls, with purple dickhead.

could this description be used to describe yours?

[laura.]

I think ugly and creepy cocks look more sexy .... The ideal cock for porn should be average size, with veins and wrinkles, hairy itself and with hairy balls, with purple dickhead.

could this description be used to describe yours?

Lol. He couldn't have described a more inedible unappealing penis if he tried.

Eww

[Oldshark]

I think ugly and creepy cocks look more sexy .... The ideal cock for porn should be average size, with veins and wrinkles, hairy itself and with hairy balls, with purple dickhead.

could this description be used to describe yours?

Lol. He couldn't have described a more inedible unappealing penis if he tried.

Eww

Beauty is in -- and in this case, may spit at -- the eye of the beholder.

Some people (not likely to be readers here) think that all dicks are ugly. But twisted dicks have their own special place in history, as you'll see if you put "Peyronie's Disease Paula Jones" into a search engine.

I've watched a lot of porn, so I've seen a lot of porn-dicks (not to be confused with, or in general compared to, RL dicks for the most part). Many have been noteworthy, for one reason or another. A few have been pierced, the visual recognition of which did nothing to improve my boner, but I can imagine others having the opposite reaction. Otherwise, though, I can't recall actually saying to myself, about a porn-dick: "Wow, that's ugly!" So I haven't gotten to the question of how I'd feel about seeing my favorite porn starlets taking ugly dicks.

I'm sure ugly-dick porn is out there: Rule 34.

I tried a lawsuit once in which penises (and an injury to one in particular) was the entire subject of discussion for two full weeks. It was surreal, but surprisingly everyone involved behaved -- in public, at least -- like adults.

But I'm oversharing.

[kidloco2]

but surprisingly everyone involved behaved -- in public, at least -- like adults.

Perhaps at least they were curious looking into their own panties.