The Football thread

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat May 19, 2018 1:29 am

Among all their other records, yes. In a one season campaign officially the best ever

by **red_whre** » Sat May 19, 2018 4:42 pm

i think football doesnt longer means soccer, the amuricans stole the word for them, football is the oval thing sport when they do spears and push each other

soccer

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Sat May 26, 2018 1:10 am

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by **fprates** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:36 am

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by **ZiziMinuscule** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:12 pm

If I were Stanislav Cherchesov, I would pick the following Sbornaya:

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DF: https://www.legalporno.com/model/3582/sally
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Россия, Вперёд !

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:13 pm

Coach: Kira Roller

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:14 pm

Россия, Вперёд !

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:33 pm

Okay, I'm drunk and I forgot about including my fave, Kira Roller, in my Sbornaya.

by **Iddaoeeok** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:06 pm

Switzerland v Serbia, great game!

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:36 am

Yes. Best game so far. Two good sides, no media luvvy names. But VAR fucked up again. If it's not used all the time for big clear decisions then it's useless. Penalty all day long.

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:37 am

red_whre wrote:i think football doesnt longer means soccer, the amuricans stole the word for them, football is the oval thing sport when they do spears and push each other

soccer

The yanks are a teeny weeny speck on the globe. It's football and always has been since looooooong before

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:14 pm

Everything changes. Except Germany keeping themselves alive from the depths of an early exit

by **Iddaoeeok** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:53 am

JohnnyMcSpunkencock wrote:Everything changes. Except Germany keeping themselves alive from the depths of an early exit

I knew it was coming even when they got the free kick, stupid foul by the Swedish player.

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:51 pm

While I realise the vast majority of you are currently being bummed, there is a WC going on and I'm here to tell you VAR is a disaster. And a disaster waiting to happen

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:44 am

If you can find a moment to take those dildos out of your bums, here's the last 16 in the WC:

France vs Argentina
Uruguay vs Portugal
Spain vs Russia
Croatia vs Denmark
Brazil vs Mexico
Belgium vs Japan
Sweden vs Switzerland
Colombia vs England

My tips for the last 8:
France
Uruguay
Spain
Denmark
Brazil
Belgium
Sweden
England

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:32 pm

France vs Argentina 2-1
Uruguay vs Portugal 1-0
Spain vs Russia 3-1
Croatia vs Denmark 2-0
Brazil vs Mexico 2-1
Belgium vs Japan 2-0
Sweden vs Switzerland 1-0
Colombia vs England 2-1

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:35 am

As you've got scores there, here's mine:

France 2-0 Argentina
Uruguay 0-0 Portugal
Spain 1-1 Russia
Croatia 1-1 Denmark
Brazil 1-0 Mexico
Belgium 2-0 Japan
Sweden 0-0 Switzerland
Colombia 0-1 England

by **Sweep11** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:09 am

JohnnyMcSpunkencock wrote:As you've got scores there, here's mine:

France 2-0 Argentina
Uruguay 0-0 Portugal
Spain 1-1 Russia
Croatia 1-1 Denmark
Brazil 1-0 Mexico
Belgium 2-0 Japan
Sweden 0-0 Switzerland
Colombia 0-1 England

4 draws out of 8? No predictions on who'll actually win these knockout games then?

Portugal, Russia, Croatia, Sweden.
And England 3-1!

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:13 pm

My predictions for the outcomes are 2 posts above it

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:28 pm

Another dull day at the World Cup

France 4-3
Uruguay 2-1. Long may it continue. Goal of the tournament so far, Pavard with a scorcher today for France. Link below

Code: Select all: https://youtu.be/Ov39iGAgEn4

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:29 pm

BIG news tonight for LP. Ronaldo is going to get even better fucked than earlier this evening as he's taking on 10 men, yip that's 10 members of the opposite sex, in an all out filth fest. Stay tuned

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:31 pm

And so we're down to 8 teams. Here are the quarter final line ups and my predictions and winners

Uruguay 1-2 France
Brazil 1-1 Belgium. Belgium to qualify
Sweden 1-1 England. Sweden to qualify
Russia 0-2 Croatia

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:11 am

Uruguay - France 1-0
Brazil - Belgium 3-1
Sweden - England 0-0 (Sweden after penalties)
Russia - Croatia 0-0 (Russia after penalties)

by **Sweep11** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:14 am

JohnnyMcSpunkencock wrote:My predictions for the outcomes are 2 posts above it

My bad. All this porn is ruining my eyesight just like my mother told me it would...

by **Iddaoeeok** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:56 am

France / Belgium / Russia / England

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:19 pm

A breakthrough has been made

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by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:10 am

BTW. Mbappe. How fast is he? What a talent too

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:55 am

32.4km/h

http://www.squawka.com/en/news/antoine-griezmann-reveals-new-nickname-for-kylian-mbappe-despite-misinformation/1045549#S8s8QbAwiXhPLhZF.97

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:34 pm

Fast enough

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:11 am

And then there were 6.
Uruguay 0-2 France
Brazil 1-2 Belgium.

FYI only countries left have won it only once, England and France both on home soil. 4 countries left who've never even been to the final before. Can 2018 deliver a new World Cup winner?

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:41 am

The final four

France v Belgium
Croatia v England

As they have had a far, far more difficult run to the final, it would only be right if winners of the first semi final go on and lift the trophy.

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:44 am

My predictions :
France 2-1 Belgium.
Croatia 1-1 England. England to win in extra time

by **Iddaoeeok** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:31 am

France v England final with France to win.

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:19 pm

So, it's little Croatia who will battle against the best side in the world, France. Quite an achievement in a number of ways. Croatia also become a new name added to the WC final list. France have only won it once, in France, so another of a lot of firsts that this WC has given.

Can't see anything other than a France win.
France 2-0 Croatia

3rd place play off
Belgium 2-0 England

by **pastaga** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:53 pm

Beware ! In Russia, football predicts you !

by **ZiziMinuscule** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:03 pm

England - Belgium 1-3
France - Croatia 3-1

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:29 pm

I see next World Cup is taking place November to 18th December in Qatar in 2022. Be a real weird time watching the WC final a week before Christmas. BTW, it's currently 45 degrees in Doha, Qatar so you can see why. I wouldn't want to be anywhere at 45 let alone a packed football stadium

by **JohnnyMcSpunkencock** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:01 pm

France 4-2 Croatia

Fantastic final worthy of Russia 2018. The best in living memory. Enjoyed every minute of it

by **Iddaoeeok** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:40 pm

JohnnyMcSpunkencock wrote:France 4-2 Croatia

Fantastic final worthy of Russia 2018. The best in living memory. Enjoyed every minute of it

Totally agree, great World Cup.

by **Dudemeister** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:06 pm

Hmmm… I think this was the lamest world cup in years. Focus on defense and destroying the game, way too many goals after free kicks, corners and penalties, VAR, players taking three minutes to walk off the pitch for a substitution… the whole group stage was utterly boring and so were most of the later games. Sorry, not my world cup.

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