Disclaimer:**This is not a love/hate letter to the male actors.**
Before I get started, I don't want this to be interpreted as a list that
points out the actors that should be fired.
Pretty much my list includes actors who for the most part,
participated in movies that after buying and watching them, I ended up liking such scenes.
I'm just rating their performance in a way that explains in my head,
"why some movies are better than others".
My goal is that hopefully, movies get even better.
Thought process behind my list:
My porn likes are: Balls-deep sex, IR, DP, Rough, Manhandle, A2P, A2M, Ass Worship
And it's pretty much layout in order of preference.
So male actors who can consistently do those things, from movie to movie, rank higher.
I'm not qualifying the male actors appearance or age.
What I care about in porn is beautiful babes getting fucked hard on camera.
The scope of my list is limited to GONZO scenes ONLY.
HEH!, based on what I like in porn, the other studios lack an "S" or "A" grade actor.
Notable omissions from my list are:
Kid Jamaica, who I think is retired or some bad thing happened between him and LP, I dunno.
Mike Chapman, who after comeback doesn't seem like he will work for Gonzo?
Mike Angelo, something happened between him and LP?, I dunno either.
I mean those^ guys could be in the S or A tier also.
OK without further ado, here it is:
Explanation:
I'll go from worse "F" to best "S".
F tier: I think Luis needs to huddle with these guys, before the scene, and say:
"Hazle el amor", "Cogetela como dios manda!", "pretend you like women" or something similar, inspire them.
Because I think their performance is just barely sufficient, but not memorable.
D tier: Ian, Dylan and Potro, for the most part, do not fuck, when they are anchoring the model.
If they are supporting the babe, underneath her, their cock is usually motionless or
pivoting up and down, without entering the model hole in and out. It's just a jerky looking motion at best.
So, whenever these guys function as the anchor, the scene falls apart.
I'm a guy who loves DP, and this is a major flaw when DP is a big chunk of the movie.
But these guys fuck great when they are on top of the model.
Franco, seems to get tired quickly, his turns end up too shortly after they start.
C tier: These 3 guys also have the same anchoring issues as D tier,
but with a 50% chance of occurring, so, sometimes they actually work just fine like pros.
Moe in particular, has some very nice memorable moments where multiple babes managed
to swallow his entire cock across several movies. Angelo, has done some very nice looking
manhandle grabs on the few movies I have seen from him on Gonzo scenes, which granted him
a rank C, I was considering as D tier for the anchoring issue during DP/DAP.
Erik I think he is solid, but doesn't perform amazing, he is "reliable" IMO.
B tier: Christian has a the seemingly hardest cock in the industry IMO, lol
But I would say that in about half the movies he is just using the tip of his cock, and in the other half
his is hammering the girls as deep as possible, I think he is a better choice for 1 on 1 intro movies for newbie models.
Luca and Blanco, are pretty good overall, they seem undervalued IMO.
A tier: John might come to as a surprise to some of you, but I realized that he is pretty much
in almost all movies that have AMAZING looking double penetration. I hope he gets casted as regularly
as the S tier guys, Also Charlie. Awesome DPs we have gotten. These guys could be S tiers if during non DP parts,
they would fuck in a more memorable way, with ownership.
S tier: These two are what makes Luis's scenes, GONZO, you know?
They are the top guns, they are the reason I complain about the other actors,
not being good while anchoring the girls. They are moving the DP movies forward.
The tip of the spear, (LOL).
When I was thinking what to put on my signature "porn likes"
I was like "what would describe Cris and Ed movies"
So there!
Did I left anyone out??
Do you agree with my list?
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