How to become a shitty studio in 5 steps
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2025 7:04 pmHow to become a shitty studio in 5 steps.
1. Fall out with the porn actors, starting with the male ones. Let the ballsdeep-fuckers and big-cock-guys go, replace them with tipfuck guys with wood problems.
2. Fire the good cameraman and save on lighting, let the janitor do the filming.
3. Scare off female porn actresses by treating them badly, not paying them, or adding violence to the scenes.
4. Recycle existing scenes, create compilations, upload tons of BTS content without continuing to produce proper scenes on a regular basis. Take a break.
5. Upload old scenes as new ones. Change 3 seconds of the video, or add 3 seconds of video footage, oh screw it, just upload it as is and write that it's a remaster. The idiots will buy it...
1. Fall out with the porn actors, starting with the male ones. Let the ballsdeep-fuckers and big-cock-guys go, replace them with tipfuck guys with wood problems.
2. Fire the good cameraman and save on lighting, let the janitor do the filming.
3. Scare off female porn actresses by treating them badly, not paying them, or adding violence to the scenes.
4. Recycle existing scenes, create compilations, upload tons of BTS content without continuing to produce proper scenes on a regular basis. Take a break.
5. Upload old scenes as new ones. Change 3 seconds of the video, or add 3 seconds of video footage, oh screw it, just upload it as is and write that it's a remaster. The idiots will buy it...
