poll: should women adopt farting as a mating call? yes/no

[latina-girls-yes]

poll title: should women adopt farting as a mating call?

preamble:

first of all, i will state that i'm not being serious in this poll, it's intended more as a fun and provocative proposition that members here might find amusing to think about and engage with to liven up the weekend

furthermore i will say that i think it would be totally unworkable in practice, because it would (in most cases i think) be difficult for males to distinguish between women's farts intended as a mating call, and women's farts in general. it would present huge potential for awkward and dangerous misunderstandings, though as someone with an extremely dark sense of humour, i have to admit that i find the thought of the situations that do result in misunderstandings extremely funny (culpa mea!)

so this is an abstract proposition, but since this is a site with an anal focus, i thought the membership here would be the ideal audience to present with such a proposition

the poll question:

the basic question (yes or no) is would you like women to adopt farting as a form of mating call, to indicate to men (or women) she is attracted to that she is interested in having sex with them in general, and (since this is a forum with an anal focus) that she is interested in having anal sex with them in particular?

poll to last for 1 week and a day (until monday 24th february)
thoughts for an accompanying discussion:

and by way of a discussion to accompany this simple yes or no poll, i invite you to think about what kinds of fart you would find most attractive and least attractive?

as with mating calls in the wild, were this practice to be adopted i think it's reasonable to assume that women would eventually begin to differentiate their calls in the mating market place, in order to make their calls stands out from those of others as presenting the best proposition.

so what, as the intended recipent of these calls, would you find most attractive and what would you find not find attractive in a fart intended as a mating call?

it may be the case that a lower pitched fart is considered the more attractive, as (following the priciples of wind intruments) it would indicates a deeper and looser source of the sound
conversely, the higher pitched fart may be considered the more desireable, indicating a smaller and tighter sound source

according to the principles of natural selection and the efffect of selective pressures on those making the calls, women eventually would learn to adapt their calls to match those sounds considered most attractive to the male

so do you have a preference? or anything to say on the subject, for or against?

[netzerkaiser]

They do it early on, as you say, but not so much as a mating call, but as a challenge, do you accept them for all they are, or as some kind of pretty painting on a wall rather than a real-life living flesh & blood?

[ryukenmaster666]

Only if the fart is loud, but not smelly (means ass ready to be worked on)

[isis666xxx]

farts smell bad

who can like farts

i mean is cool to fart on someone's face because of sadism & masochism

men should adopt farting on a girl's face as a sadistic call

[misangrenegra2]

Would be nice if farts were a little bit more represented. I like loud farts and observe the anus in resonance vibrating and the walls being pushed, just a good prove that the asshole is being stimulated constantely by cocks and would be a good signal of "begging" for more.

[davebowman]

Sure, but there is a difference between a stinky fart from a colon full of poop, and one that says "Hey guys - my backdoor is clean and open, and ready for action".

Maybe girls who were advertising their anal availability could start wearing duck call whistles as buttplugs? Then, when your eyes meet across a crowded room, and you hear that 'quack, quack, quack' sound emanating from her nether regions, you both know what's on offer.

[latina-girls-yes]

I like loud farts and observe the anus in resonance vibrating and the walls being pushed, just a good prove that the asshole is being stimulated constantely by cocks and would be a good signal of "begging" for more.

"the dry fart is generally reserved for a more discerning audience" (Ross McPharter)

[latina-girls-yes]

Sure, but there is a difference between a stinky fart from a colon full of poop, and one that says "Hey guys - my backdoor is clean and open, and ready for action"

agreed. there's a significant qualitative difference between 'hey boys, i'm available" and "hey guys, i think i have novovirus" (speaking as a recent norovirus 'survivor')

Maybe girls who were advertising their anal availability could start wearing duck call whistles as buttplugs? Then, when your eyes meet across a crowded room, and you hear that 'quack, quack, quack' sound emanating from her nether regions, you both know what's on offer.

even better, the acme siren whistle https://youtube.com/watch?v=IHX6PGw-G6w

[latina-girls-yes]

farts smell bad

far from all. in my experience, i think the younger and healthier a person is ('gut health' not 'marathon running health') the less they smell (and often don't don't smell at all). and vegetarian farts tend to smell far less (or not at all) than meat eater farts, although i think the flipside of that is that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters.

from an anthropological perspective there's a lot of information (and potential communication) being sent out into the surrounding community with every emission about the age, health, diet of the emitter

[Niffty]

Yes girls should fart more. When a girls asshole is being fucked hard and deep and she gapes wide and fils her ass with air, I definitely think she should play with a lot of gape farts so we can hear the acoustics of her ass tunnel. I love the sound of a stretched open asshole.