We all have different fetishes here and there is constant disagreement about what's hot, what's acceptable, and what's completely intolerable and disgusting. I thought this thread would be a great way to finally sort out who likes what, once and for all, and to raise awareness about fetishes and how variable they are from person to person. (XXX, you're welcome to contribute. I'm curious to see what Legalporno's boss likes and how often you've had to produce scenes you don't even want to watch.
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Please stay on-topic so the thread doesn't get cluttered up with bullshit.
Okay, so here's the basic list of fetishes Legalporno caters to:
Anal
Gaping
DP
Double Anal
Bondage / Pain
(Legalporno doesn't do much of this, but it's a common fetish, so I've included it.)Cream
Piss
Feet
Interracial
Lesbian
Farting
Anal Creampie / Cum Farting
You can add fetishes that aren't on this list, of course.
LONG POST WARNING!I'm pretty easy-going. I can tolerate anything on that list except for pissing, which revolts me, as most of you know by now. I just don't understand how human waste can be sexy. Piss and scat are both instant boner-killers for me, unless the girl is
really hot and it's only a little bit, and even then it's still a pretty big boner-killer. If you like pissing and the girl is okay with it, then that's fine, of course, but I find it disgusting.
Obviously I'm into anal, like all of us are, but I'm
really into gaping. I come from the Jean Yves Lecastel school of porn, so the more the better.
I'm not a big fan of DP; I prefer one-on-one action. There are several reasons for that. One-on-one action is more intimate, it's better for the viewer because it lets you see more of the girl's body, and it's the only acceptable arrangement when frequent gaping is involved. Having said that, I can watch scenes with double penetration and still enjoy them. I don't have anything
against DP. It's just something I prefer not to see, if possible, but it is
not a boner-killer for me.
I feel the same way about double anal. However, I never want to see double anal if the girl can't handle it, and most girls can't handle it. I mean, two dicks in the ass at the same time? That's not easy. We cannot expect most girls to be able to have fun doing that.
Light violence (slapping, hair-pulling) is okay
in the heat of the moment, but only if the girl is into it. I don't like to watch that stuff if the girl doesn't enjoy it, and I don't like to watch a guy get rough with a girl for the hell of it either. If it's not done in the heat of passionate sex, it's just violence. There's nothing sexy about that. Context is
crucial. Light bondage is okay with the same conditions, but I don't particularly want to see it. I don't like watching extreme bondage or pain, but as with pissing, I don't have a problem with it as long as the girl is okay with it. However, when I see some guy slapping a girl around who clearly does not enjoy being slapped around, that pisses me off. Not only is it a boner-killer, but it makes me angry.
When the girl is clearly just getting through a scene for a pay check, that is not sexy to me. I like porn in which both the guy and the girl are having a good time. I don't like it when the girl is in pain. At that point, the scene becomes 100% about the guy. Think about it. If you're watching a guy have a good time at the expense of his partner, you're watching because you like to watch the guy take advantage of her. I'll say that again for emphasis. You like to watch the guy. That's
way too much focus on the guy.
Cream is alright. I have to be in the right mood for it, but sometimes it's very hot to watch. Someone recently pointed out the similarities between cream and scat to me. I had honestly never made the connection before he said anything about it (which amused him greatly) but to me cream is completely different because it's not actually human waste. I do understand that it simulates the act of shitting to some extent (it is called "white shit," after all) but there is no actual shit involved, so to me it is a totally unrelated thing.
Pissing revolts me for reasons I've already discussed.
Feet can be very sexy. I'm not into odors or anything like that, but there is something sexy about feet. I like to see girls giving footjobs and displaying their feet for the camera while they're getting fucked. I like bare feet as well as see-through/fishnet stockings. Anything that allows you to see the actual foot is good. Opaque stockings don't allow you to do that, so I don't like those. I like to see lesbian foot play as well, but I don't particularly like to watch a guy sucking a girl's toes. As a general rule, the guy's face should not be in the foreground during a porn scene. For that reason, I don't like pussy-eating in porn either. I like both of those things in real life, but porn is not real life.
Interracial is a fetish for some people. I don't see it that way. I'm totally indifferent to it. I think people who grew up in communities with racial tensions, or people from countries where there are not many black people, tend to have this fetish. There's a certain "exotic" or "forbidden" element of interracial for these people. I grew up in New Orleans, so I interacted with black people all the time. It's a complete non-issue to me.
I like to watch lesbian play, but I don't like scenes that are 100% lesbian play. They're kind of boring. So basically, I like it when it's presented as foreplay, but not when it's the main attraction.
Farting is hot when it's not actually farting. It's hot when a girl pushes trapped air out of her ass during anal scenes. Real farts smell bad and are not sexy.
Anal creampies and cum farting are awesome and every scene should end with them.