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Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 9:31 amexactly, a woman will rob you and leave you 
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 9:31 amRe: all women don't love you, they love your salad $$$ :)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 4:32 pmCaptain Obvious strikes again!
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 5:59 pmThis is obvious, ask my wife would she still be with me if I was bankrupt, destitute and penniless.
Her answer would be an emphatic and clear NO!
Her answer would be an emphatic and clear NO!
Re: all women don't love you, they love your salad $$$ :)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 6:36 pmadedatuk79 wrote:exactly, a woman will rob you and leave you
LOL!
Than buy some porn here, because it stays with you for sure and girl wont rob you because she's got already payed before you buy her scene. Easy solution!
Re: all women don't love you, they love your salad $$$ :)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 2:48 amIts true - women love salad. Very healthy and low in calories. They just can't get enough of it.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 6:03 amhahahahahaha. Omg, i love this random posts, they are hilarious.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:36 amdavebowman wrote:Its true - women love salad. Very healthy and low in calories. They just can't get enough of it.
I agree, women love salad.
but maybe....we can try to bring together the best of both worlds, healthy food and sex?
my strategy :
try to put your own ceasar sauce in secret, instead of the real one
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if she says: I love this sauce, creamy, bitter as it should be, where did you buy it?
then you can apply the "indian snake strategy":
make a hole in the plate and put your dick (sleeping) in the middle of the tomato & cucumber slices
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ok, I confess, you have a 50-50 chance of getting your girlfriend in fury, call her neighbor and cut your dick with a kitchen knife....
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but please focus on the remaining 50%
she will have healthy food & protein at the same time, and you, you will have a great time
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and since she loves the new ceasar sauce, she will even clean your cum with a cucumber slice and eat it, I think we reach heaven
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 11:54 pmsounds like nobody caught my Indian snake strategy?
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 4:34 amdap-addict wrote:adedatuk79 wrote:exactly, a woman will rob you and leave you
LOL!
Than buy some porn here, because it stays with you for sure and girl wont rob you because she's got already payed before you buy her scene. Easy solution!
LOL! Good promotion for LPAV, "Buy some porn here, the beautiful girls here won't rob you. They have already got paid before you even buy her scene!"