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Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Nov 28, 2020 4:34 pm

Hi guys, I know this is not pornographic, but like music, or sport, or whatever, how about a comedy thread? Let me kick it off... sadly the short guy who played Keith & Pesci & Pacino died a few weeks past, but the taller lads Mick & Michael Caine impressions are stunning. Real english humour here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4isQVSgDg

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Nov 28, 2020 5:22 pm

netzerkaiser wrote:Hi guys, I know this is not pornographic, but like music, or sport, or whatever, how about a comedy thread? Let me kick it off... sadly the short guy who played Keith & Pesci & Pacino died a few weeks past, but the taller lads Mick & Michael Caine impressions are stunning. Real english humour here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4isQVSgDg


The Laurence Olivier is staggering...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=too2T2ZGP_U

Peep show comedic genius:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVYWtTMCVpY

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Nov 28, 2020 5:50 pm

What about the Irish / Jewish comic genius of De Niro when he wanted to turn it on? Not to mention the great Charles Grodin. Guys if youve never seen this movie, plese check it out, you may well thank me - midnight run;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHDMn_ogRHU

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:07 pm

netzerkaiser wrote:What about the Irish / Jewish comic genius of De Niro when he wanted to turn it on? Not to mention the great Charles Grodin. Guys if youve never seen this movie, plese check it out, you may well thank me - midnight run;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHDMn_ogRHU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrEFp2TOT8

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:13 pm

netzerkaiser wrote:
netzerkaiser wrote:What about the Irish / Jewish comic genius of De Niro when he wanted to turn it on? Not to mention the great Charles Grodin. Guys if youve never seen this movie, plese check it out, you may well thank me - midnight run;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHDMn_ogRHU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrEFp2TOT8


So beautiful;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO5UNbKzcpQ

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:38 pm

netzerkaiser wrote:
netzerkaiser wrote:
netzerkaiser wrote:What about the Irish / Jewish comic genius of De Niro when he wanted to turn it on? Not to mention the great Charles Grodin. Guys if youve never seen this movie, plese check it out, you may well thank me - midnight run;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHDMn_ogRHU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrEFp2TOT8


So beautiful;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO5UNbKzcpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stSweLZol7U

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Mon Nov 30, 2020 5:59 pm

Midnight Run...

The cup that keeps giving!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmwJiVJTw4

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:23 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

Michael Palin in Life of Brian is so damned funny.

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby YumYum74 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:43 pm

netzerkaiser wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

Michael Palin in Life of Brian is so damned funny.


Michael Palin is funny in everything. His travel documentaries are highly recommended.

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:51 pm

YumYum74 wrote:
netzerkaiser wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

Michael Palin in Life of Brian is so damned funny.


Michael Palin is funny in everything. His travel documentaries are highly recommended.


Thanks man.

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby scarletxxx666 » Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:03 pm

nice

i wish there would be a youtube window for the forum

a lot of forums have that
it would be like this
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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:09 pm

scarletxxx666 wrote:nice

i wish there would be a youtube window for the forum

a lot of forums have that
it would be like this


That would be great. Its a GREAT idea. Unfortunately I'm not intelligent with IT. You know last game i played was minesweeper. I still use XP which isn't even protected now, though i pay Symantec subscription. XP was cool. Great idea man. Shit, its near my bedtime. Cool talking though.

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:14 pm

scarletxxx666 wrote:nice

i wish there would be a youtube window for the forum

a lot of forums have that
it would be like this


how did you do that? Thats mad, I'd love to know, even if it was on another forum. So fantastic.

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby ExtremePornFan » Sat Apr 10, 2021 4:29 am

Two guys driving and there car breaks So they got to a fruit farmer and say "Fruit farmer do you have a place for us to stay tonight" The fruit farmer replies "Sure you can stay upstairs with my daughter just no sleeping with her" Unfortunately his daughter was a knock out so the two guys screwed the hell out of her The next day the fruit farmer says since you disobeyed me i want each of you to go out in my fields and pick a hundred pieces of your favorite fruit. Relieved, the two guys said I thought he would be pissed So the two guys set out to pick there fruit The first guy comes back with a hundred cherries. To his surprise he finds himself staring at a double-barrelled shotgun And the fruit farmer says "Now shove them all up you ass" Well the guy gets to 25 and he starts giggling, He gets to 50 and he starts laughing, Finally gets to a hundred and he is laughing so hard pees a small stream down the inside of his trousers Not amused the fruit farmer yells "What the hell so goddamn funny?" The guy replies "I'm just laughing at my buddy because he is picking watermelons"

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby netzerkaiser » Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:36 am

ExtremePornFan wrote:Two guys driving and there car breaks So they got to a fruit farmer and say "Fruit farmer do you have a place for us to stay tonight" The fruit farmer replies "Sure you can stay upstairs with my daughter just no sleeping with her" Unfortunately his daughter was a knock out so the two guys screwed the hell out of her The next day the fruit farmer says since you disobeyed me i want each of you to go out in my fields and pick a hundred pieces of your favorite fruit. Relieved, the two guys said I thought he would be pissed So the two guys set out to pick there fruit The first guy comes back with a hundred cherries. To his surprise he finds himself staring at a double-barrelled shotgun And the fruit farmer says "Now shove them all up you ass" Well the guy gets to 25 and he starts giggling, He gets to 50 and he starts laughing, Finally gets to a hundred and he is laughing so hard pees a small stream down the inside of his trousers Not amused the fruit farmer yells "What the hell so goddamn funny?" The guy replies "I'm just laughing at my buddy because he is picking watermelons"


LOL! :D Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Comedy corner

Postby ExtremePornFan » Sun Apr 11, 2021 2:48 am

What can you put behind a girls ears to make her look sexy?
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