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Because I'm getting more and more bored with LP due to the monotonous mechanical scenes,
I'm just rediscovering some films and scenes of "the good old porn days".

So I stumbled over this moment in "Gape 'em all 2":



Don´t remember the girl´s name, but Christoph Clark fingers and gapes her ass and in the moment he says "You´re so sexy"
her ass suddenly for two seconds turns into a mouth saying "You´re so sexy". I know it´s a cheap and cheesy visual trick,
but nevertheless my thought was "WTF was that?" and had to laugh out loud.
(Okay, a GIF would have been more significant, but I'm not a GIF guy, sorry.)

So maybe it´s a nice idea to start a thread with funny moments in porn.
I´m pretty sure you can add some, too .
In contrast to my first somewhat unusual example (which only consists of a simple visual trick),
I'm actually thinking of real, natural, spontaneous, sexy moments, that are also funny.

Let´s go, guys!

Gorgeous Zoe Sparx in this scene:

https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/60069

Alysa with a mobile phone in her ass ringing!

Jocke wrote:Alysa with a mobile phone in her ass ringing!

Scene?

Its one of Alysa's exclusively Italian releases.
I look it up for you later today, Wotan.
Its hilarious!

I miss Le Castel & Yves Baillat - they were hilarious at their best.

dap-addict wrote:Its one of Alysa's exclusively Italian releases.

It's either
ALYSA Doppio Fallo MOONLIGHT
or
ALYSA Rotte in Culo MOONLIGHT

I think its rather the 2nd Italian released dvd.

For me the best funny moments in porn are where something so outrageous and outlandish happens and puts a smile on your face. But it's also good if it can continue to make your cock hard, and you can still wank to it.

the most shining recent example of this is from the Roxy and Chanel scene in Mike Adriano's Anal Hotties:









You can't help but start laughing, and the atmosphere between Roxy, Chanel and Mike is just perfect. Chanel is laughing her ass of through it, and Mike is too, while also stroking his cock.

If you watch the scene I love how Chanel Preston asks: "Are we allowed do this?"

and Roxy says: "I should get a job as a cereal bowl girl"

Really nice. Playful, funny mood and nasty things is a great combination. So rarely seen here...

plajvaz wrote:

Nice and hot puke outbreak from the nose: you have a lot of this, as well as oral ones, in Mike Adriano's movies. It something I love.

dap-addict wrote:It's either
ALYSA Doppio Fallo MOONLIGHT
or
ALYSA Rotte in Culo MOONLIGHT

Thanks. But can´t get any results with those search words...
Link to the scene available?

Wotan29 wrote:

dap-addict wrote:It's either
ALYSA Doppio Fallo MOONLIGHT
or
ALYSA Rotte in Culo MOONLIGHT

Thanks. But can´t get any results with those search words...
Link to the scene available?

It's actually this scene from Giorgio in which Alysa pushes the phone out of her asshole:
https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/26924

Lars wrote:It's actually this scene from Giorgio in which Alysa pushes the phone out of her asshole:
https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/26924

That's it! Thank you, Lars!
Very funny indeed, this scene with Alysa and the great Omar Galanti. With a modern phone it could be somehow more difficult...

Lars wrote:

Wotan29 wrote:

dap-addict wrote:It's either
ALYSA Doppio Fallo MOONLIGHT
or
ALYSA Rotte in Culo MOONLIGHT

Thanks. But can´t get any results with those search words...
Link to the scene available?

It's actually this scene from Giorgio in which Alysa pushes the phone out of her asshole:
https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/26924

Thanks a lot, Lars!
Must be the Rotte in Culo dvd than, because DAP there is much longer.
But great we have that Giorgio Grandi directed scene also here in pornbox!


Btw, sb else remember that place and also fitting weather in Piter?

Couldn't help but indulge my perversions and buy the Alysa scene in question, only 2 TKT, why the fuck not.





Again a rare combination of funny and incredibly hot at same time.

I also love the part where later on Vadim arrives and Omar enthusiastically explains the phone in the ass to him by a demonstration

I failed to mention this in my post above, but the ending of the Alysa scene is fucking hilarious.

After Omar and Vadim jizz on Alysa's face, Giorgio helps put the phone back in her ass:



and then she says the Nokia slogan with a smile on her face: "Nokia connecting people"

PrinceOfGapes wrote:I failed to mention this in my post above, but the ending of the Alysa scene is fucking hilarious.

After Omar and Vadim jizz on Alysa's face, Giorgio helps put the phone back in her ass:



and then she says the Nokia slogan with a smile on her face: "Nokia connecting people"

Alysa should put that NOKIA phone up for auction.

grey00owl wrote:

PrinceOfGapes wrote:I failed to mention this in my post above, but the ending of the Alysa scene is fucking hilarious.

After Omar and Vadim jizz on Alysa's face, Giorgio helps put the phone back in her ass:



and then she says the Nokia slogan with a smile on her face: "Nokia connecting people"

Alysa should put that NOKIA phone up for auction.

It will fetch a decent price for sure. Belongs in porn hall of fame, you got two legendary performers here. It's the phone Omar pulled out of Alysa's ass

Talking about Alysa:
That moment when she gets double anal fisted, wants to see it, sees it in the camera, says "I´m shocked!" and laughs...




16:35-17:20 in this scene:
https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/32009

Wotan29 wrote:Talking about Alysa:
That moment when she gets double anal fisted, wants to see it, sees it in the camera, says "I´m shocked!" and laughs...

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16:35-17:20 in this scene:
https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/32009

Amazing moment indeed. I imagine she has the most recognizable ass hole in the world. At least a few generations of hardcore porn watchers have stroked it to her open gapes like I have.

One of my most favourite funny (and sexy!) moments in porn ever:
In "A Clockwork Gang Pilot Part 3" starting at 3:18 Belle Claire all of sudden starts singing at the guys
phrases like "Put your dicks in my ass tonight" in a crazy musical style. And the guys reply with singing, too.
Another singing part starts at 17:38. With Neeo shaking his head like a maniac, lol.

This scene:
https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/31726





By the way:
I´m missing so much Belle Claire and her stunning body, one of the most beautiful and charming models in porn ever.
This also applies to scenes/series like "Clockwork Gang" with a little story, nice locations, some outdoor footage, great costumes etc.
Such a huge difference to all those boring assembly line production checklist scenes in white/blue/grey wall studios looking like a cold ugly waiting room at the doctor.
Giorgio Grandi, will you someday shoot again porn with a vision and with fun?

Oops, first picture should be the last one and last picture should be the first one.

Great series that "Clockwork Gang". You don't need too much to make a scene more attractive, just a little bit of fantasy.

So many good ones here guys... <url removed>

LMAO

Haley Reed in her early porn days (under the name Amy).
I recommend to watch the whole clip with this stunning lady.
But if you want to see only the funny moment:
Skip to the last 30 seconds when she fingers her ass in public and a guy comes out of the building...
So charming!

https://www.xxxfiles.com/videos/200553/ ... ?sid=12078

Wotan29 wrote:Haley Reed in her early porn days (under the name Amy).
I recommend to watch the whole clip with this stunning lady.
But if you want to see only the funny moment:
Skip to the last 30 seconds when she fingers her ass in public and a guy comes out of the building...
So charming!

https://www.xxxfiles.com/videos/200553/ ... ?sid=12078

Haley is so deliciously slutty, simply irresistible in that simple black dress and wedge sandals, with that hairstyle and that perfectly shaved pussy.
I can well understand that you has fallen in porn love with her.

I wish I could remember what movie this is from, but I can clearly remember a Rocco scene for Evil Angel years ago (back in the early 2000's, I think), where he is outside, DPing a girl on a sunlounger outside. As far as I remember, Rocco was the guy on top, and he goes to drool a big mouthful of spit on the girl, and she moves her head at the last second so it ends up hitting the guy on the bottom square in the face. Gross but hilarious case of 'friendly fire'.

Okay, grey00owl and all the other fans of supermodels doing porn:
I´ll continue with some funny Haley Reed moments.

Here´s a little quickie together with Jillian Janson.
Great supermodel combo in my eyes.

The perfect candy dispenser:
https://famousinternetgirls.com/video/j ... fans-leak/

Watching this will hurt 99,99% of all men in the world.
But it will make you laugh your ass off seeing how much fun Haley Reed has with a guy as her crash test dummy.
With incredulous enthusiasm she uses his testicles as punching balls and kicks him in the balls with full power.
Ouch, but funny as fuck.

https://sxyprn.com/post/5a75a2f803448.h ... &ss=latest

A classic:



Just in case someone didn´t identify the girl...
Yep, it´s Haley Reed.

For now a little break with Haley Reed.
So let´s get things really going in this thread with a lot of funny moments!



Just in case you´re a little bit confused...
Yes, this is anatomically correct.

WTF!?

One of the funniest moments in porn (also one most pervfect moments) is Kelly Wells in Cluster Fuck 6. It's directed by Skeeter Kerkove, so you know shit is going to be intense. Kelly Wells is one of the most hardcore sluts in porn history, so I can see how the guys wanted to go all out on her.

First it starts with sticking the handle of a frying pan in her ass



then strawberries



and she eats them like a champ



but then the most over the top LOL moments start with sticking a hot dog in her ass and fucking her:



and of course she then eats it like a champ:





It's one of the most outrageous, over the top, nasty and funny at the same time porn videos of all time. It's also Kelly Wells at her nastiest best self. You owe it to your self to watch this movie, I keep coming back to it over and over again as one of the best examples of funny, over the top extreme porn.

PrinceOfGapes wrote:It's one of the most outrageous, over the top, nasty and funny at the same time porn videos of all time. It's also Kelly Wells at her nastiest best self. You owe it to your self to watch this movie, I keep coming back to it over and over again as one of the best examples of funny, over the top extreme porn.

Indeed, you´re right!
I also glorified this "Hot Dog" moment in the thread "Hottest moments in porn ever!".
I´m pretty sure this thread is worth a look for you, too.

You find it here:
viewtopic.php?f=96&t=17844&hilit=hottest+moments+in+porn

And thanks for your contribution and the amazing GIF´s.

Wotan29 wrote:

PrinceOfGapes wrote:It's one of the most outrageous, over the top, nasty and funny at the same time porn videos of all time. It's also Kelly Wells at her nastiest best self. You owe it to your self to watch this movie, I keep coming back to it over and over again as one of the best examples of funny, over the top extreme porn.

Indeed, you´re right!
I also glorified this "Hot Dog" moment in the thread "Hottest moments in porn ever!".
I´m pretty sure this thread is worth a look for you, too.

You find it here:
viewtopic.php?f=96&t=17844&hilit=hottest+moments+in+porn

And thanks for your contribution and the amazing GIF´s.

Thank you Wotan, and that's a great thread, thanks for creating all these epic threads. What can I say, great perverts think alike

Wotan29 wrote:A classic:

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Just in case someone didn´t identify the girl...
Yep, it´s Haley Reed.

I agree this is a classic, Haley Reed, in my opinion one of the hottest girls in porn history, getting piss on with a towel on her. Wish the full uncensored scene could be released.

PrinceOfGapes wrote:... getting pissed on with a towel on her.

Even better:
Xander Corvus simply just put the top she was wearing in the scene over her head.
That´s manhandling de luxe...

Such a shame, that most likely this uncut version will never see the world.

Wotan29 wrote:

PrinceOfGapes wrote:... getting pissed on with a towel on her.

Even better:
Xander Corvus simply just put the top she was wearing in the scene over her head.
That´s manhandling de luxe...

Such a shame, that most likely this uncut version will never see the world.

I remember watching that scene when it first came out on Evil, but I had no idea about that tidbit. Hats off to Xander, to be honest I have never seen him perform so dominantly.

PrinceOfGapes wrote:

Wotan29 wrote:

PrinceOfGapes wrote:Hats off to Xander, to be honest I have never seen him perform so dominantly.

Me neither. Submissive Haley brought out the devil in him...