LOL! Funny & crazy & sexy moments in porn

[grey00owl]

Difficult to think that somebody likes this snuff porn, but if it's produced, there are well some.

[Wotan29]

Difficult to think that somebody likes this snuff porn, but if it's produced, there are well some.

Real snuff movies, which I fear some sick people are still doing, is simply murder of the worst kind and the most inhuman, most terrible thing I can ever imagine.
That there is such a thing, I first heard in the movie "8mm" with Nicolas Cage and Joaquin Phoenix. Very disturbing and I couldn´t believe that this exists.
Mankind is disgusting!

Having this in mind, those snuff roleplay porn for sure is very, very questionable.
I have a long "porn career" and never watched something like that. In fact, i didn´t know snuff roleplay even exists.
But to my shame i have to confess when I accidentally saw this Anna de Ville preview picture,
because it´s her, I got a little curious, wanted to know "What the fuck is that!?" and clicked on the start button.
This snuff roleplay definetely is nothing, which a healthy person could arouse at all.
With a lot good will it might just be called "horror art porn".
As I said before, because those snuff roleplay scenes are so over the top, I see it as some kind of a splatter movie, which can be very funny sometimes.
But with a laughter that sticks in your throat...

[plajvaz]

Real snuff movies, which I fear some sick people are still doing, is simply murder of the worst kind and the most inhuman, most terrible thing I can ever imagine.
That there is such a thing, I first heard in the movie "8mm" with Nicolas Cage and Joaquin Phoenix. Very disturbing and I couldn´t believe that this exists.
Mankind is disgusting!

"Crush porn" with kittens and other small animals belongs in the same category. Really sick people can do that and watch that.

[504036255]

great topic!

[Snacky69]

http://imgur.com/a/1P6Go9b DICK FACE

[Wotan29]

Only now have I discovered this scene of Sandra Soul with Mike Chapman for Letsdoeit:

https://daftsex.com/watch/-104484945_456239689

In comparison to all those mechanical LP checklist scenes this is so much fun to watch!
Here we have a girl who really loves to fuck - and a guy who really loves to fuck.
Completely different to many LP girls and almost all LP guys who seem to only do a job.
Or maybe are directed to to only do a job. Sic!
Giorgio once said in some thread "porn has nothing to do with sex, it´s like a gymnastic exercise".
No, it´s not! What a misjudgement...
Really great porn needs and is based on true passion with actors who are really horny on a porn set.
Girls like Sandra Soul, Cecilia Vega, Misha Cross, Zoe Sparks, Bobbi Starr, Kelly Wells, Sara Bell, Anya Krey, ... (to name just a few).
Guys like Mike Chapman, Mike Angelo, Rocco Siffredi (unfortunately there are not that many).

Lots of funny moments and priceless reactions in this Letsdoeit scene - including dirty talk.
As Sandra Soul is listed as Czech girl, it´s kind of weird the dirty talk is mostly in German with a French accent.
"Fick meine kleine Arsch, du Arschloch!" (starting at 21:50)
Hot as fuck! (especially for me as German)
The chemistry between both is great and Mike knows how to handle her.
It reminds me again how much I miss those "good old" 1on1 LP scenes with Mike.
Just watch the ones with Francesca Dicaprio, Brittany Bardot and Cathy Heaven, then you know what I mean.
Where are they gone?
I would prefer one new scene in that style over 50 soulless LP by numbers DAP gangbang scenes.

Guess who´s horny...

[Wotan29]

Starting at 34:20:
Sandra and Mike perform the "Chicken Wing".
(Okay, this actually is some kind of gymnastic exercise. But a very rare and funny position done spontaneously in the heat of the moment.)
Followed by an intermezzo with Mike pretending to put a burning candle in her asshole.
(´Cause in the intro she said she likes pain...)
So cute and funny at the same time to see the look in her eyes when she believes for a second he will really do it.

[dap-addict]

Looks interesting, Wotan!
Maybe re-post this in another thread?
Just an idea...

[Wotan29]

Arwen Gold & Mike Chapman "Her Limit":

https://de.spankbang.com/4nypi/video/le ... +hot+babes

1:50-2:15:
"My big black dick is ballsdeep in your ass now!"
"Open your mouth!"
(In the camera speaking to us)
"Can you see my dick?"

Very funny moment!
And the rest of this Letsdoeit-Best of is pretty cool, too.

[Wotan29]

Beautiful rabbit teeth of Angela White.
This is what it must feel like when Bugs Bunny licks your asshole.

[grey00owl]

Arwen Gold & Mike Chapman "Her Limit":

https://de.spankbang.com/4nypi/video/le ... +hot+babes

1:50-2:15:
"My big black dick is ballsdeep in your ass now!"
"Open your mouth!"
(In the camera speaking to us)
"Can you see my dick?"

Arwen Gold & Mike.png

Very funny moment!
And the rest of this Letsdoeit-Best of is pretty cool, too.

Great! That guy is a porn genious, as well as a great fucker.

[OKCTwister]

Beautiful rabbit teeth of Angela White.
This is what it must feel like when Bugs Bunny licks your asshole.

Angela Bunny.png

It'd be a dream to have Angela White's bunny teeth nastily rubbing and grinding my dick

[Wotan29]

Another Chicken Wing in da house...

[redwhre]

"Open your mouth!"
(In the camera speaking to us)
"Can you see my dick?"

I guess Mike tried that. But he failed.
Or should I say Arwen failed?

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your message is gonna be deleted and ur gonna be banned for a month probably

admins dont tolerate zoo even in 3D or horse-dildos

[dirtporn]

In the same context I also discovered, that Kyaa Chimera and Anna de Ville (both "friends" on [spam]) seem to be sisters in sick mind.

Have a look here ("What the fuck did i just watch PKF"):
https://bangx.org/wtf-did-i-just-watch-pkf/5326977446

Again this is so over the top - Kyaa shouting "Fuck me and kill me!" -
that it makes me rather laugh than disturbed or even disgusted.

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Again sorry, if someone is offended by those pictures.
My next contributions to this thread will be more really funny again...

Do you know where can we see this scene ?
Are you sure that it's Kyaa and Anna ?

[dap-addict]

Slippery before wet! LOL!
Yves fighting with slippery floor and tight ass even before 'pee' wetness all surfaces.

GIO1677 - https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/214673

[dap-addict]

Quite a funny position change trial here by Nick Rock:
Lauren Strawberry is treated here a bit like a sack of potatoes in her DAPbreakin' scene at times, position changes could be initiated more smoothly. See doggyDAP > pileDAP for instance:
(NRX064 - https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/214668)

[504036255]

Another Chicken Wing in da house...

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please tell me these from which scene?

[Wotan29]

Another Chicken Wing in da house...

Please tell me from which scene?

Saiomy Fox (LatinaAbuse):

https://tour5m.latinaabuse.com/tour/tra ... y-fox.html

[netzerkaiser]

Another Chicken Wing in da house...

Please tell me from which scene?

Saiomy Fox (LatinaAbuse):

https://tour5m.latinaabuse.com/tour/tra ... y-fox.html

Wotan, I like your humour. I've a thread there on music - you've 3,000 LP's. Lets talk music, Brother, when mood hits you? I'd be honoured.

[504036255]

Another Chicken Wing in da house...

Please tell me from which scene?

Saiomy Fox (LatinaAbuse):

https://tour5m.latinaabuse.com/tour/tra ... y-fox.html

thanks,bro!!

[Wotan29]

Happy Hippo taking a look at Sheena Shaw´s buttplug:

Happy cockatoo builds a nest in Sheena Shaw´s pussy:

Happy Hippo lies exhausted on the bed:

Happy Hippo confused ("Where´s the cockatoo?"):

Happy Hippo and Happy Cockatoo forever united:

Happy End!

[plajvaz]

[Wotan29]

By the way, do you know more scenes with champagne in the ass?

Good news:
Lately I stumbled over a scene with Princess Donna where a bottle of champagne "explodes" in her ass.

Have fun:
https://hitbdsm.com/princess-donnas-ass-gets-taken/

[Wotan29]

So funny (and so hot!) when Rocco gets more and more mad, that there´s no water to flush the toilet with Bobbi Starr´s head in it...

This toilet dunking/assfucking Rocco signature move is really epic. And please don´t reply with "oh, poor humiliated girl". If you watch the whole scene from the movie "Rocco ravishes L.A." you will see and feel how much Bobbi Starr desires to be handled like that by Rocco.

The whole scene (including at 5:00 minutes the dirty outdoor teasing talk about the toilet theme and how it came to the unplanned, spontaneous toilet dunking by Rocco himself):

https://daftsex.com/watch/-31257429_456240812

Just the toilet excerpt at the end:

https://de.spankbang.com/45swr/video/bo ... la+scene+2

I will never understand why LP doesn´t include this toilet style in some of their scenes. For sure somewhere in the studio is a toilet which could be used for it. And the more I don´t get it, because lately almost every scene of Gonzo and Giorgio seems to include piss. Which would be a perfect addition and would fit so perfect to the toilet dunking move! Imagine the possibilities...

[Wotan29]

Never was a big fan of Dredd, because his monster cock was mostly limp.
But lately in his various [spam] scenes he´s rockhard.

We need more monster cocks like this at LP again to challenge the girls, who have the skills to handle them ballsdeep.

Vanessa Vega´s facial expressions during anal prone-bone from 46:50 always switching between suffering and enjoying: Priceless!

https://sxyprn.com/post/5fd8aac5a5e7d.h ... &ss=latest

[PrinceOfGapes]

So funny (and so hot!) when Rocco gets more and more mad, that there´s no water to flush the toilet with Bobbi Starr´s head in it...

This toilet dunking/assfucking Rocco signature move is really epic. And please don´t reply with "oh, poor humiliated girl". If you watch the whole scene from the movie "Rocco ravishes L.A." you will see and feel how much Bobbi Starr desires to be handled like that by Rocco.

The whole scene (including at 5:00 minutes the dirty outdoor teasing talk about the toilet theme and how it came to the unplanned, spontaneous toilet dunking by Rocco himself):

https://daftsex.com/watch/-31257429_456240812

Just the toilet excerpt at the end:

https://de.spankbang.com/45swr/video/bo ... la+scene+2

I will never understand why LP doesn´t include this toilet style in some of their scenes. For sure somewhere in the studio is a toilet which could be used for it. And the more I don´t get it, because lately almost every scene of Gonzo and Giorgio seems to include piss. Which would be a perfect addition and would fit so perfect to the toilet dunking move! Imagine the possibilities...

Bobbi & Rocco Toilet.png

Incredible scene really, just love the way Rocco dominates. I totally agree with you, it's under-utilized in LP, and would fit perfectly with piss theme. Many girls who enjoy piss scenes are very submissive I am sure some of them would love the toilet element added to the mix.

[Wotan29]

That´s what I call a tiny girl...

[jupiter57]

Oscar Batty smacking the other guy's ass during double missionary DAP cracked me up:

[dap-addict]

The muscle packed French stud's pre-DAPbreakin' action is just LOL!
(this LVT scene: https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/172966)

Neither effective nor supportive action at all, though.

[Wotan29]

dumdideldum

Any new contributions?

[kiklami-photobox]

Only now have I discovered this scene of Sandra Soul with Mike Chapman for Letsdoeit:

https://daftsex.com/watch/-104484945_456239689

In comparison to all those mechanical LP checklist scenes this is so much fun to watch!
Here we have a girl who really loves to fuck - and a guy who really loves to fuck.
Completely different to many LP girls and almost all LP guys who seem to only do a job.
Or maybe are directed to to only do a job. Sic!
Giorgio once said in some thread "porn has nothing to do with sex, it´s like a gymnastic exercise".
No, it´s not! What a misjudgement...
Really great porn needs and is based on true passion with actors who are really horny on a porn set.
Girls like Sandra Soul, Cecilia Vega, Misha Cross, Zoe Sparks, Bobbi Starr, Kelly Wells, Sara Bell, Anya Krey, ... (to name just a few).
Guys like Mike Chapman, Mike Angelo, Rocco Siffredi (unfortunately there are not that many).

Lots of funny moments and priceless reactions in this Letsdoeit scene - including dirty talk.
As Sandra Soul is listed as Czech girl, it´s kind of weird the dirty talk is mostly in German with a French accent.
"Fick meine kleine Arsch, du Arschloch!" (starting at 21:50)
Hot as fuck! (especially for me as German)
The chemistry between both is great and Mike knows how to handle her.
It reminds me again how much I miss those "good old" 1on1 LP scenes with Mike.
Just watch the ones with Francesca Dicaprio, Brittany Bardot and Cathy Heaven, then you know what I mean.
Where are they gone?
I would prefer one new scene in that style over 50 soulless LP by numbers DAP gangbang scenes.

Guess who´s horny...

Sandra Soul.png

I know what you mean. This scene is great, full of passion.

[Oscar Batty]

Oscar Batty smacking the other guy's ass during double missionary DAP cracked me up:

This is the reason why to me, the Gonzo studio will always be one of the best, especially for performers. There are actually a lot of funny moments eather edited out or intentionally not captured on cam by the director. The other actor had a bruise for many hours after that spank

[2017sucks]

https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/31836

One Word... Chapman! 01:29

[poldijk]

https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/31836

One Word... Chapman! 01:29

swimming olympics

[dap-addict]

This is between funny and beyond means clumbsy:
And makes me wonder why that new French GIO actor breaks Anna de Villes position up here without her asking for such action?


https://pornbox.com/application/watch-page/108130 (GIO2257)

[Wotan29]

Angela White

[Wotan29]

WTF, Annette?

[doraemon_washington]

Real snuff movies, which I fear some sick people are still doing, is simply murder of the worst kind and the most inhuman, most terrible thing I can ever imagine.
That there is such a thing, I first heard in the movie "8mm" with Nicolas Cage and Joaquin Phoenix. Very disturbing and I couldn´t believe that this exists.
Mankind is disgusting!

"Crush porn" with kittens and other small animals belongs in the same category. Really sick people can do that and watch that.

dont u eat meat??

how u think animals get treated in slaughterhouses??? hahah

[doraemon_washington]

Oscar Batty smacking the other guy's ass during double missionary DAP cracked me up:

an alpha man smacked in the ass while fucking a girl may get quite mad lol