Great quote: cracked me up!

[netzerkaiser]

Brendan Behan, the famous novelist, was invited to Oxford University to partake in a debate about the difference between poetry & prose. His opponent, having spoken for close on two hours, Behan took the podium;

"I'll be brief.

There was a young fellah named Rollocks
Who worked for Ferrier Pollocks
As he walked on the Strand
With his girl by the hand
The tide came up to his ankles.

‘Now that is prose, tide being out’ Behan said. ‘If the tide had been in, it would’ve been poetry."

[Caveman39]

Brendan Behan, the legendary Irish novelist, was invited to Oxford University to partake in a debate about the difference between poetry & prose. His opponent, having spoken for close on two hours, Behan took the podium;

"I'll be brief.

There was a young fellah named Rollocks
Who worked for Ferrier Pollocks
As he walked on the Strand
With his girl by the hand
The tide came up to his ankles.

‘Now that is prose, tide being out’ Behan said. ‘If the tide had been in, it would’ve been poetry."

I went to the toilet thinking I had to take a big dump, but only a fart came out. Cracked me up!

What's the point of posting non porn related jabber on a porn forum anyways ...aside from the fact that literally no Euopeans(majority of the people on this site) will even understand this so-called joke/quote. Only soon to be ex-European Brits and American native English speakers will understand it. Totally incomprehensible joke/quote for others.

[netzerkaiser]

Brendan Behan, the legendary Irish novelist, was invited to Oxford University to partake in a debate about the difference between poetry & prose. His opponent, having spoken for close on two hours, Behan took the podium;

"I'll be brief.

There was a young fellah named Rollocks
Who worked for Ferrier Pollocks
As he walked on the Strand
With his girl by the hand
The tide came up to his ankles.

‘Now that is prose, tide being out’ Behan said. ‘If the tide had been in, it would’ve been poetry."

I went to the toilet thinking I had to take a big dump, but only a fart came out. Cracked me up!

What's the point of posting non porn related jabber on a porn forum anyways ...aside from the fact that literally no Euopeans(majority of the people on this site) will even understand this so-called joke/quote. Only soon to be ex-European Brits and American native English speakers will understand it. Totally incomprehensible joke/quote for others.

Fair point, I'll try not do it again.

[netzerkaiser]

Brendan Behan, the legendary Irish novelist, was invited to Oxford University to partake in a debate about the difference between poetry & prose. His opponent, having spoken for close on two hours, Behan took the podium;

"I'll be brief.

There was a young fellah named Rollocks
Who worked for Ferrier Pollocks
As he walked on the Strand
With his girl by the hand
The tide came up to his ankles.

‘Now that is prose, tide being out’ Behan said. ‘If the tide had been in, it would’ve been poetry."

I went to the toilet thinking I had to take a big dump, but only a fart came out. Cracked me up!

What's the point of posting non porn related jabber on a porn forum anyways ...aside from the fact that literally no Euopeans(majority of the people on this site) will even understand this so-called joke/quote. Only soon to be ex-European Brits and American native English speakers will understand it. Totally incomprehensible joke/quote for others.

Sometimes, the only time one visits a forum, one is relaxing with a few jars inside one, biding the time before ones head hits the sack for the next tough work shift. Yeah, if I could delete posts I would. Yeah, if I can replace boozing with a regular swimming, tennis, & even cricket routine, (which I hope to) you probably won't see much of me here. But I appreciate the honest feedback. Cheers.