Kate's corner

[kjackson]

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[Jocke]

A thread soon becomes unreadable when you get our responses between your reviews. You may find that it will be better to have one thread per review.

I am not certain of what you try to achieve but I get the feeling that you get off by verbally describing what you see as opposed to just giving a performance review and a rating. I like that!
I try to imagine that I sit beside you with my dick out and stroking it while we are watching the scene together and you make comments about what you perceive and how you feel as the scene develops. I mean, we are all here to get aid for our masturbation and you mentioned that you masturbate 7 times a day!

1. It would be nice if you illustrated your text by starting each section with a small ".gif." instead of many low quality pictures in the end. That way we can follow how the scene develops visually and understand what you refer to. I often do that. You can search my posts and let me know what you think. The quality of small movie clips are better and the scene becomes live in a different way. Otherwise we need to have the scene rolling in another window to cross reference. Masturbating is difficult enough without that complication, lol!

2. It's nice when you make personal references to your own masturbation. Tell us how you prepare, where you sit, how you touch your pussy, when you came if you did. It is all about you and how you feel. In my imagination I am thinking about you and how you masturbate to the film. There is less value in a review that just tells us what we see and more value in you telling us how you feel and how you think Syren feels when she get to grab the cocks.

3. Learn the name of the male performers so you can refer to them by name. Check their background and previous scenes to paint a picture of them and how you feel about them. I wouldn't mind reading a review where you describe your attraction to the male performers assuming that you are a heterosexual woman? Not convinced yet.

Please, give us more and let me know if my comments are of any value to you.

[Ultra-Gape]

Glad you enjoyed the scene. For info. the 'guy with the chest tattoo' is Angelo Godshack.

https://pornbox.com/application#model/3128

[dap-addict]

Hey, nice Kate, interesting read from a female LP user POV!

First up is Syren De Mer's wet beer scene released 9/11/19

Please put a link for easy reverence: https://pornbox.com/application#watch-page/56226

2. It's nice when you make personal references to your own masturbation. Tell us how you prepare, where you sit, how you touch your pussy, when you came if you did. It is all about you and how you feel. In my imagination I am thinking about you and how you masturbate to the film. There is less value in a review...

I dont mind the first bit of your message, but I find the 2nd part of all that how really intimidating, sorry Jocke.
Ok, its Kate who has to answer you on this...
But just let me tell you that thats not what I have in mind reading female user reviews actually. Btw, do you know the old Mason etc. reviews on ADT? That comes closer to it really.

[geralt_]

Keep the reviews coming.

I wonder how common it is for women to watch LP.
Cause I would say that its totally geared towards guys in the scene its all about the male performers pleasure and the girls just basically service all the guys. But porn is all about fantasy and the performers playing roles for money, not about the models own sexual preferences.

[Ultra-Gape]

its all about the male performers pleasure

Do you think? I suspect it's more about the perceived enjoyment of the viewers to be honest. Do you think the guys enjoy doing DAP for example? I'm not convinced.

I agree there's little obvious focus on pleasure for the female models, which personally is something I'd very much support being changed.

[squirtjunkie]

great idea Kate!!!!

Interesting for males!!!

Do you imagine/ wish to be the girl in the scencrs??? who gets dicked?? or do you only get arroused by watching the girls in the scences???

For me its sometimes so sometimes other wy.to be a bystander and shoot perhaps on the girl is one of phantasies.In others its me and my cock fucking the girl....

how its about you while watching????

[kjackson]

Thanks for the replies. I like the idea of doing .gifs. However, I do not know how to do them. Is there any software I can use. I have all the movies downloaded and I think I can figure it out if someone gives me some tips or advice on what software to use.

As for me, I love the hardcore stuff that can be found on this site. Someone asked about my fantasy, I usually pretend that I am in the scenes and playing the roll of the actress (obviously!). I kind of have this silly fantasy that the fans of LP have demanded I perform and I get flown over for a Waka Waka scene!! Fun fantasy that gets my gears going.

Thanks for all the advice. I am glad you enjoyed it and I will try to make them better. It will probably be awhile until I find a consistent flow, but hopefully I give some cool insight. I am thinking of doing the Dee Williams psycho doctor parts 1 and 2. Dee gets absolutely slammed in the pile driver position. And that's my favorite. I love her in that position because her fucking fake tits are so huge they look bigger than her head (and her head is usually in the middle of her tits in that position).

[Ultra-Gape]

Thanks for the replies. I like the idea of doing .gifs. However, I do not know how to do them. Is there any software I can use. I have all the movies downloaded and I think I can figure it out if someone gives me some tips or advice on what software to use.

I always download scenes to watch them as well but to make GIFs you want to view them in Pornbox. When the movie is playing, there is a link to the GIFMaker towards the top-right of the screen. I expect you can work it out from there but ask if you have any questions. It's always good to see more people posting good GIFs .

[magizi877]

Thanks for the replies. I like the idea of doing .gifs. However, I do not know how to do them. Is there any software I can use. I have all the movies downloaded and I think I can figure it out if someone gives me some tips or advice on what software to use.. .

A while back, I posted this guide

You might feel it all sounds too complicated, but it really isn't.

It's kinda like learning how to drive manual cars. It feels scary at first, but in a couple of hours you get the hang of it.

[Ultra-Gape]

You might feel it all sounds too complicated, but it really isn't.

It's kinda like learning how to drive manual cars. It feels scary at first, but in a couple of hours you get the hang of it.

I think you're making is sound massively harder than it is there!

I'll add that personally I wouldn't get hung up on trying to get GIFs here to loop. If a good bit can be made to loop convincingly then great but generally the camera moves around too much and I often prefer to see a longer segment of a scene highlight anyway.

[magizi877]

Yeah, that's almost two years old.

The way I make his now is waaay more complicated.

Although, small loops are still basically the same.

[Angel Eyes]

I know scene reviews take time but are also a labour of love. For animated gifs i use Instagiffer. For high resolution screen caps i use SMPlayer. Both are freeware and easy to use/learn.

Here's one of my reviews competed using both programs: https://www.legalporno.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=104&t=11421&hilit=Thai&start=1000#p216784

Good luck! I look forward to your reviews.

[Ultra-Gape]

I just had a quick play with Instagiffer out of curiousity, and unless someone specifically wants to add a caption it looks to me like using the GIFmaker that is part of Pornbox is a far simpler option for adding GIFs to this forum.

[xxx]

Thanks for the replies. I like the idea of doing .gifs. However, I do not know how to do them. Is there any software I can use. I have all the movies downloaded and I think I can figure it out if someone gives me some tips or advice on what software to use.

You have a free gif maker directly inside pornbox that produces links that can be pasted here.

[Angel Eyes]

I like Instagiffer for the control it gives over final output. Cropping, playback speed, resolution, number of frames (12 fps works fine for a short gif and keeps file size low). For a free program it's quite versatile.

Yes, you do need to download the scene...then know and adjust time markers for what you want to capture, but to me that it's all part of the creative process.

I just had a quick play with Instagiffer out of curiousity, and unless someone specifically wants to add a caption it looks to me like using the GIFmaker that is part of Pornbox is a far simpler option for adding GIFs to this forum.

[justinwarren41]

Great review, Kate. Siren is amazing, cant believe she's 50. Her piss scene is fantastic. LP is a vast universe but you'll find your way, I stick with Giorgio's releases. He has a lot of the same talent which helps me keep up. Hope you continue with your recovery.

[Ultra-Gape]

I like Instagiffer for the control it gives over final output. Cropping, playback speed, resolution, number of frames (12 fps works fine for a short gif and keeps file size low). For a free program it's quite versatile.

Yes, you do need to download the scene...then know and adjust time markers for what you want to capture, but to me that it's all part of the creative process.

Yeah, I totally get that Instagiffer offers greater functionality. I was just making the point for someone new to this that the Pornbox option is much more straightforward to use and does all anyone really needs for sharing GIFs on this forum.

One thing I actually really didn't like was how clunky it was to find sensible start and end times within the application, to the extent if I were to properly try to use it I think I'd end up doing this in a separate video viewer first and then entering the values in Instgiffer. Being able to set and end time would be my preference rather than a duration as well.

[Destroyherass]

I love girls that watch porn and like to hear their stories. Even before i registered here, i lurked and i loved the stories and reviews which the member laura. posted. She was a real connaisseur. Wish she still posted.

Im looking forward to read your reviews. The more debauched the better. Jk.

[kjackson]

Thanks for the feedback. Tell me what you think about this idea. I mentioned in my thread that I like to watch my porn with a split screen. Half the porn I am watching and the other half a picture of myself so I can really invision myself in the porno. Would you guys like to see that set up and I can post screen shots? I don't feel comfortable showing my face so my face would be blacked out. But gives you a good feeling of what I am seeing.

[kjackson]

I love girls that watch porn and like to hear their stories. Even before i registered here, i lurked and i loved the stories and reviews which the member laura. posted. She was a real connaisseur. Wish she still posted.

Im looking forward to read your reviews. The more debauched the better. Jk.

I can get debauched!!! Love talking dirty!!!

By the way you have a great screen name!!!! I love seeing asses get destroyed!!

[zaffercho]

Great review. I hope you'll write more. It is interesting to read rthem - I think we have similar tastes (Especially if you really "love seeing asses get destroyed")

Thanks for the feedback. Tell me what you think about this idea. I mentioned in my thread that I like to watch my porn with a split screen. Half the porn I am watching and the other half a picture of myself so I can really invision myself in the porno. Would you guys like to see that set up and I can post screen shots? I don't feel comfortable showing my face so my face would be blacked out. But gives you a good feeling of what I am seeing.

It is interesting idea. But it may sound strange but I would rather read your review. I mean you can see a girl masturbating everywhere, but your reviews are quite unique - it is rare for a girl to watch such scene as see them the way you see them and enjoy them.

[Jocke]

Would you guys like to see that set up and I can post screen shots?

Of course, why wouldn't we?

What's your nationality?

We are a heterogenous bunch so you can't expect to please us all with one perspective.
Personally I am not interested in getting the promotional review. I wouldn't read a review to decide whether to buy.

What would be interesting is to read about how you perceive what you watch, how you feel and what you do to yourself. Don't expect this to be easy. Writing selling porn novels is very difficult. You need to use the right words and it must be sincere.

[kjackson]

Here is my set up for those wanting to see

[IndyPleco]

She's a redhead! Very cute

Thanks for sharing, that's a cool way to watch.

[kjackson]

She's a redhead! Very cute

Thanks for sharing, that's a cool way to watch.

Thank you. i may add more

[kjackson]

Here is from tonight. Love Dee Williams

[dap-addict]

Maybe I dont get this Kate:
The picture seems to show you, but not actually watching the scene.
Why that? Whats the trick? I expected camera to point at you sitting in front of your TV set or your computer/laptop at least.

[squirtjunkie]

Here is my set up for those wanting to see

Kate thats hotter i ve imagined!!!!!! great idea!!!! especial with those models who looks bit like you.... Wow!!!!
Thanks for sharing!!!!

[IndyPleco]

Here is from tonight. Love Dee Williams

That’s hot! Very interesting way to transpose yourself into a scene

[IndyPleco]

Maybe I dont get this Kate:
The picture seems to show you, but not actually watching the scene.
Why that? Whats the trick? I expected camera to point at you sitting in front of your TV set or your computer/laptop at least.

I feel she was pretty clear about it:

I mentioned in my thread that I like to watch my porn with a split screen. Half the porn I am watching and the other half a picture of myself so I can really invision myself in the porno. Would you guys like to see that set up and I can post screen shots?

[dap-addict]

Ok, I see.
Got that wrong.
Sorry, Kate! Interesting idea, indeed!
It helps you visually and emotionally a lot?
I am asking since of course I do put myself into the porn scenes I watch sometimes, too, but I do it just in my head, I dont actually need or even want to see myself. But everybody is different of course.

[geralt_]

its all about the male performers pleasure

Do you think? I suspect it's more about the perceived enjoyment of the viewers to be honest. Do you think the guys enjoy doing DAP for example? I'm not convinced.

I agree there's little obvious focus on pleasure for the female models, which personally is something I'd very much support being changed.

Yeah ofcourse its the viewers pleasure that is the end goal.

But I think all these group scenes with lots of guys boils down to sperm competition. In a situation even just watching porn guys are programmed to deliver the largest load to fertilize the female (and yes some stuff are natural instinct even for humans)

Sharing hole with another guy is not for me but considering how eager the male performers seems to be about sticking their dick inside a hole with another cock (or two) I think it must be very pleasurable From a physical standpoint I assume that its a very intensive physical feeling being inside a tight ass having something else rubbing and moving.

[kjackson]

Here is my set up for those wanting to see

Kate thats hotter i ve imagined!!!!!! great idea!!!! especial with those models who looks bit like you.... Wow!!!!
Thanks for sharing!!!!

No problem. Thanks!!

[kjackson]

Here is from tonight. Love Dee Williams

That’s hot! Very interesting way to transpose yourself into a scene

Cool. I am glad everyone enjoyed the pics.

[kjackson]

Do you guys want to see more?

[kjackson]

Here is from tonight. Love Dee Williams

That’s hot! Very interesting way to transpose yourself into a scene

Yeah, it is!! Next best thing to being an actress on LP, lol

[Jocke]

Come on Kate, a little topless hasn't hurt anyone. Please!

[kjackson]

This is the closest you will get

[IndyPleco]

Here is from tonight. Love Dee Williams

That’s hot! Very interesting way to transpose yourself into a scene

Yeah, it is!! Next best thing to being an actress on LP, lol

I bet you would turn plenty of heads