Porn has lied to Me

[Anotherfine]

Went for a Sauna this afternoon and I got chatting to a girl from Czech Republic and nothing happened !!!

At the very least I was expecting an Orgy

[CanadianCouple]

Ah, you did it wrong.

You were supposed to get 5 buddies to show up and then she would have started gaping for you and done triple anal without even saying more than hello.

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

I've almost certainly shagged her

[geralt_]

I hope this is trolling, but people seem to forget here that the LP girls are models paid to put on a good show on camera. It says little about how they are in their personal lives, getting paid to be a whore on camera doesn't mean that they all are in their personal life.

[kidloco2]

Unbelievable or either of the following facts must have been involved:

1/ she was freshly happily married (perhaps with children)

2/ she had some serious STD going on

3/ you didn't show her your 'material' in the first place

Otherwise she would melt like a butter .

[Anotherfine]

I hope this is trolling, but people seem to forget here that the LP girls are models paid to put on a good show on camera. It says little about how they are in their personal lives, getting paid to be a whore on camera doesn't mean that they all are in their personal life.

Chill Man, It was a tongue in cheek post As in having a joke Living in Scotland you don't get to meet many people from Czechoslovakia and it was just a light hearted remark on all the Czechav videos etc (including the Ria Sunn one set in a Sauna)

[magizi877]

OP is clearly joking.

[CanadianCouple]

I hope this is trolling, but people seem to forget here that the LP girls are models paid to put on a good show on camera. It says little about how they are in their personal lives, getting paid to be a whore on camera doesn't mean that they all are in their personal life.

The OP was satire as were most of the replies

Point being that porn is not like real life; but we all wish it was.

[Kriss1986]

I guess that with so many here for whom English is a second, or third, or... language, subtle and facetiousness gets lost in the translation. Something actually USEFUL for the emojis!!!

Or maybe people just don't have a sense of humor

Maybe some folks are a little bit too sensitive. The other matter is knowledge of English, as you said for most people it isn't mothers thongue. For native speaker even more complicated language sentences are something natural and undersatble, for the rest... well it's hard nut to crack . Personally I dealt with the fact that level of my English will never be even close to people who was born in England, Scotland, USA, etc.

[ZiziMinuscule]

I guess that with so many here for whom English is a second, or third, or... language, subtle and facetiousness gets lost in the translation. Something actually USEFUL for the emojis!!!

Very persistent remark. Not being an English native speaker, I sometimes struggle to understand our Anglo-Saxon forumers' posts. But, just as Kriss1986, I simply need to deal with the fact my English will never be as fluent as I would wish. That being said, I often learn new lexical or grammatical stuff when reading the forum. The porn can be very informative

[Kriss1986]

That being said, I often learn new lexical or grammatical stuff when reading the forum. The porn can be very informative

That makes two of us .

[hjohjole]

Went for a Sauna this afternoon and I got chatting to a girl from Czech Republic and nothing happened !!!

At the very least I was expecting an Orgy

Now that's the problem with porn right there. It give people unrealistic expectations of sauna baths.