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U.S. State Department: the Russians are cumming

PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:42 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
Today the U.S. state dep. representative John Kirby told CNN that the Russians are cumming in many places in the world now especially in Prague. He showed the satellite images as a proof, a distant one and a close up
russians are cumming.jpg

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:50 pm
by avanfurwet
Ukranian girls. What are they like? Cumming all over that poor American guy. At least his hair grew back afterwards :p

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:56 pm
by laura.
He is not trying to suggest that a Ukrainian girl is Russian, surely :eek:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:59 pm
by avanfurwet
Possible. :p

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:08 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
laura. wrote:He is not trying to suggest that a Ukrainian girl is Russian, surely :eek:

who is Ukrainian? she is ukrainian? i knew the u.s. state dep is full of shit :mad:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:23 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:Ukranian girls. What are they like? Cumming all over that poor American guy. At least his hair grew back afterwards :p


Hey Yo! check dis out, rap it baby, kick dat shet:

Italians are singing
Germans are singing
Latvians are singing
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Australians are dancing
Vietnamese are dancing
Brazilians are dancing
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Mexicans are working
Canadians are working
Chinese - guess what? are working very hard! very much!
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Argentinians are eating
French are eating
Americans - guess what? are eating really well - oh yeah baby, very well very much
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Irish are drinking
Scotish are drinking
English are drinking - omg English are drinking? what da fuck? what da hell?
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:28 pm
by avanfurwet
OK. They should cum to Prague. Place is overrun with American girls doing terrible slutty things. :eek:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:32 pm
by laura.
Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:Ukranian girls. What are they like? Cumming all over that poor American guy. At least his hair grew back afterwards :p


Hey Yo! check dis out, rap it baby, kick dat shet:

Italians are singing
Germans are singing
Latvians are singing
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Australians are dancing
Vietnamese are dancing
Brazilians are dancing
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Mexicans are working
Canadians are working
Chinese - guess what? are working very hard! very much!
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Argentinians are eating
French are eating
Americans - guess what? are eating really well - oh yeah baby, very well very much
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!

Irish are drinking
Scotish are drinking
English are drinking - omg English are drinking? what da fuck? what da hell?
AND RUSSIANS ARE CUMMING!!!


So, basically the Chinese are all hard working robots, the Americans are fat and greedy and we English are all alcoholics:)

Pour me a vodka, don't smile and show me how many little dolls are inside the big one :D :p x

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:35 pm
by Alan2008
LOL

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:37 pm
by avanfurwet
laura. wrote:... show me how many little dolls are inside the big one :D :p x


On LP it's the other way round :D :p

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:43 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:OK. They should cum to Prague. Place is overrun with American girls doing terrible slutty things. :eek:

i can imagine, local whores in Prague standing at the corner of the central hotel waiting for the rich clients like 20 of them, no clients again for seven days in a row, life sucks, and then a big luxury limo comes - all the girls are like YEAAHHH here we go, and the doors open and american sluts get out.
one of the local sluts is like this :eek: a cigarette falls out of her mouth, pushing her sister on the elbow: "Am I sleeping Karina, what are these stupid bitches doing here?"

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:58 pm
by avanfurwet
The Americans are cumming!
Image

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:05 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
laura. wrote:
So, basically the Chinese are all hard working robots, the Americans are fat and greedy and we English are all alcoholics:)

Pour me a vodka, don't smile and show me how many little dolls are inside the big one :D :p x

many! on the pic - according to the height, LP matreshkas: Karina Grand, Lindsey Olsen, Isabella Clark, Sofi Goldfinger
lp russian dolls.jpg

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:09 pm
by avanfurwet
Is Sofi Goldfingerdoll airtight?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:14 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:The Americans are cumming!
Image

yeah, americans, south americans, these ones from Honduras! i know them :cool: :)

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:20 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:Is Sofi Goldfingerdoll airtight?

yeah, like a colander
colander.jpg

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:24 pm
by laura.
avanfurwet wrote:The Americans are cumming!
Image


Gabriella's 22 year old cousin from Des Moines? :eek:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:27 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
laura. wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:The Americans are cumming!
Image


Gabriella's 22 year old cousin from Des Moines? :eek:

yeah, a vaginal virgin, takes only in the ass

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:31 pm
by avanfurwet
Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
laura. wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:The Americans are cumming!
Image


Gabriella's 22 year old cousin from Des Moines? :eek:

yeah, a vaginal virgin, takes only in the ass


OK, hands off. That's the future ex Mrs Furwet! :p

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:32 pm
by avanfurwet
Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:Is Sofi Goldfingerdoll airtight?

yeah, like a colander
colander.jpg


Don't show that to Proxy, she'll use it in a scene. Sideways. :eek:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:46 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:
Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:Is Sofi Goldfingerdoll airtight?

yeah, like a colander
colander.jpg


Don't show that to Proxy, she'll use it in a scene. Sideways. :eek:

:D :D :D :D loool

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:48 pm
by kidloco2
Dzentung_whatever, seriously, I don't know what kind of drugs are you on, but sometimes you're funny as hell. ROFL :D

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:40 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:Ukranian girls. What are they like? Cumming all over that poor American guy. At least his hair grew back afterwards :p

Naa, who is american? Mike Chapman is american? He is more russian than any of us. Check his bio! Daaaamn

Mike Chapan (real name Boris Chugunov)
born in 1960, in the family of Russian army officer of horse troops and a teacher of literature. The city of Rostov - Southern Russia.
Finished technical school in 1977, speciality - electro-mechanic
1978-80 Surved in Soviet troops,
1980-92 worked at Rostov stamping plant as a fitter of the 5th grade
in the crazy 90s joined one of the Russian mafia brigades, where he "worked" under nickname Ethiop
during showdowns with enemy mobs got wounded with an axe and spent a lot of time in hospital which helped him to avoid prison and stay alive.
1995-2016 working as a porn actor, patron of arts.

all proofs are on the pics below
mike's dad.jpg

Mike Pioneer.jpg

mike in army.png

mike in mafia 5.jpg

mike in mafia 3.jpg

mike in mafia.jpg

mike in mafia 2.jpg

chapman.jpg

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:20 pm
by kidloco2
And there's a even proof: No doubt Mike started his career in the most prolific porn site in Budapest for Christoph Clark Video where you can see old Russian copter in many of his scenes.

The story says Mike was flying that copter undercover to escape the claws of mafia during his escape mission to Prague but due to the mist he accidentally landed it in Budapest right into filming porn set with Rocco fucking Sandy.

Rumors say that when Mike found out he's in Hungary he was so afraid of the police catching him he exchanged his copter with Rocco to let him shoot for his collegue Christopher Clark in the porn movie to have some money for food and acco. Rocco even casted him several years ago as well.

That's how Mike (his real name is Mikhail Bolshoi Ptica) has started his porn career and if you wonder the copter sits still there because Rocco never managed to sell it because his brother Gabriel Zero was always so horny after shooting the film for Rocco that he lured the girls into it and fucked the hell out of them.

Rumors say there were more of these over the state operations involving more Russian copters but as hiostorical references say, nobody made it to porn. All of the machines were for decades rusting to death after their landing. Now Hungary tries to repair them to cut some army costs.
hungary_copters.jpg

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:22 pm
by laura.
^
You Eastern Europeans are proper nuts :D

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:11 am
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
laura. wrote:^
You Eastern Europeans are proper nuts :D

Yeah, hell, kidloco got me on that one, i am fucking dying from laughter, sitting here in moscow airport, people looking at me like im crazy or something, aaaaaaaaaaaa :D

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2016 2:07 am
by kidloco2
:D

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:43 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
kidloco2 wrote::D

btw i nearly died from wanking yesterday ;)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:26 pm
by srjacob
Honduras?? OMG!

Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:Is Sofi Goldfingerdoll airtight?

yeah, like a colander
colander.jpg