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				What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:11 pmby JohnMcSpunkencock
				Ok, it's getting a bit too repetitive and serious in here again. So, things not to say having sex for the first time with a babe. I'll start, funnily enough.
1) D'you mind if I go straight to the arsehole?
2) Gape for the camera babe
			 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Thu Jun 02, 2016 5:34 pmby Pissing
				All your ass are belong to us.
			 
			
		
			
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Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:56 pmby kidloco2
				No, honey, it's not my thigh, it's my dick. 

 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:49 pmby GatosNunez
				- Could you at least make us a cup of coffee?
other favs:
- Now we have to marry
- You can stop now, I finished
- Are those real?
- My mom has that exact same bra!
			 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:40 amby laura.
				You little rascals 
 
 Embarrassingly some of them made me chortle
 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Fri Jun 03, 2016 8:59 pmby JohnMcSpunkencock
				Before we start, I've got some mouthwash in the bathroom
			 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:50 pmby shark1
				Open your mouth I need to pee......
			 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Sun Jun 05, 2016 2:22 amby JohnMcSpunkencock
				I'll just put some whipped cream bedside so feel free to fart
Let's see if you can swallow as much as your Mum did
			 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:50 pmby NoPussyfucking
				Has anybody ever told you how beautiful your asshole is?
			 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:51 pmby JohnMcSpunkencock
				My cock's so big you'll think you're getting dap
I'll get a towel on the remote chance one of us actually cums
If you're not gonna swallow can you spit it in this cup? I'll have it for supper
			 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:19 pmby SweetTeensFan
				Do you gapefarts ???   

 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Mon Jun 13, 2016 1:13 pmby dap-addict
				LOL!
night, John?  

Btw, there are some tricks in porn and sure more care than in many porn fans fantasies, but as JMS set that thread is just meant to make us laugh. Dont loose touch with reality, though!
 
			
		
			
				Re: What NOT to say on a first night's sex
				
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Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:25 pmby josh852
				Anal?????