Which celebrity do you think could handle the LP boys?

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Bit of fun So, which non-porn related celebrity do you imagine and hope would have no bother coping with a foursome and say a DP? Need some rules to maintain the fun so...

Pick one who is A) over 35 years old and B) one who is 35 years old or younger

Only one suggestion per day!! That should make you think

Obviously, we have many but at the moment I'll go with:

Could handle LP over 35: Nigella Lawson, UK television chef and personality. Reckon that body could handle anything

Could handle LP under 35: Leryn Franco Paraguayan Athlete, model, TV host. Oh my...

What I really want to know is why LP hasn't managed to get either of these babes in the White Room yet?

[laura.]

OMG I was thinking of posting something like this the other day and then thought against it....

There are just soo many I'd love to watch in a scene.

I am going to take the liberty to post someone who for some bizarre reason turns me on like mad. Yeah she is trashy but there is something undeniably sexy about her and she is just one nawty young woman. And when it comes to other ladies, i never, ever do subtle:) ...

DAP destination perhaps????

[Boshanks]

I'm gonna stick with the UK to make t easier on myself

35 and over, Holly Willoughby



Under 35, Michelle Keegan

[laura.]

Holly is very pretty, must admit. Seems much too prim and proper to ever do anything as sordid as LP tho x

I think i prefer bad girls

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Great choices guys. Makes my selections for tomorrow a narrower field

[Boshanks]

Holly is very pretty, must admit. Seems much too prim and proper to ever do anything as sordid as LP tho x

I think i prefer bad girls

I'm not so sure, her angelic persona is a front I think, she's come out with some filthy stuff on Celebrity Juice in the past. This is all fantasy of course; in my mind Holly's already a member here, routinely making a complete mess of herself while she eagerly awaits her nightly update

[laura.]

Well then she'd be encroaching on my territory and I won't have it!!! ......

[laura.]

Well if we are going to have prim and proper English roses, much too nice to ever do anything like this then why not go for the best?

[Anotherfine]

Rachel Riley

I'd fill her with so much salty liquid she could be reclassified as a Sea

[Cynewulf30]

I don't even like countdown but i watch it just for Rachael Riley. Anyway i myself would go for ex Neighbours actress Margot Robbie.

https://goo.gl/Oyhy24

https://goo.gl/xb59Ti

[laura.]

That first one, wow. She had some guts to do that. Great actress also, and thats a superb film

[Cynewulf30]

I would've embedded them Laura, but i seem to be banned from posting images,gifs and a lot of url's.

[laura.]

I get that sometimes.

Funnily enough one of my first ever female crushes growing up was with a Neighbours star. I was too young to mention when but I think she was old enough to mention here, she was perfect (at the time:))

The girl who played Danni Stark

[Cynewulf30]

I remember her she was a probably a little too old for me at the time though, Holly Valance and Eliza Taylor were more my era.
My mates used to laugh at me when i used to say i watched Neighbours but it has always been a good show to watch for the hot Aussie sheilas.

[laura.]

Mmmm now you're talking - beautiful

[laura.]

Still as beautiful as some of these women are, they will never come even within a whisker of the beauty of our adorable porn stars (imho - tho keep this thread going )

[DukeBishop]

Rita Ora as she's also known Rita Whora. She'd be perfect for LP. Great rack, good body, baltic heritage.. and likes to dress slutty.





OVER 35: Salma Hayek, she's 49! This her in her prime, good rack, petite, hour glass figure never ages.






Her now:

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Well so far I've shagged them all!! They'd deny it too




Quite right as it's bollocks

[aeolian43]

Still as beautiful as some of these women are, they will never come even within a whisker of the beauty of our adorable porn stars (imho - tho keep this thread going )

Take the dress, heels and make up off and she'd look decidedly average, IMO.

[Anotherfine]

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

ALL of our babes are good looking!!!

[laura.]

I am waiting for a Glaswegian to start round 2 on this thread this evening, we are waiting tick tock..

And apologies if you are from Edinburgh or some other place north of Hadrians x

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

^HEHE. Sort of but sort of not, laura
Ok, I'll add my over 35 now: Maitland Ward. She's got so many sexy pics it's hard to keep it down to 4. She could handle them whilst making a cake

[laura.]

Nae bad, but i will raise you with....



Now that mmmm xx

[JohnMcSpunkencock]

Who is it? EDIT yeah, I'm afraid I'm not good at Hollywood celebs generally

[laura.]

Seriously?!

Why, it's Scarlett Johannsen

[Anotherfine]

Ah Scar Jo ... Who has literally been about 2mins away from my house .. little did I know this critical piece of information at the time

[Cynewulf30]

Not usually into older women but i would make an exception for Gillian Anderson.

[Anotherfine]

Imagine that ass getting DAP'd

[Anotherfine]

And someone over 35 the lovely Diora Baird

[Cynewulf30]

Now for the redheads:

Karen Gillan


Sophie Turner

[laura.]

Watching old fashioned b/g with her equally as pant wettingly hot husband (although he has let himself go just a tad)

[Anotherfine]

[laura.]

This has just turned into 'hot celeb women we find attractive'

Maybe lost the spirit of the topic but who cares?! x

[Cynewulf30]

^
Wouldn't that always be the case anyway, i couldn't care less about watching a women i find unattractive. even if she was famous.Case in point Farrah Abrahams in that anal sex video she did with James Deen, i personally find her ugly, and have never watched all of it.

[Cynewulf30]

Anyway i stand by my choices, in thinking they could all take dick LP style.

[laura.]

I was thinking more along the lines of 'which celebs could handle the LP boys' but yeah, I get your point. But I have never heard of Farah Abrahams

[Anotherfine]

[Anotherfine]

I stuck to criteria, Asses that could take a DAP

[laura.]

I nearly spat out my Chamomile tea in a fit of laughter then, feel bad now