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Guys you can't watch

Postby TheVulture » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:41 am

Still quite new here but I've seen a fair few scenes now and in general think that the guys are really good with a refreshingly low quotient of throat grabbing, face and arse slapping and other overly-aggressive behaviour you get in a lot of current porn and that seems to me just designed to put the girls in their place and assert the guy's dominance. That stuff totally kills any scene for me as I need to see the girls radiate confidence and look at ease and in control of what they're doing for me to get off. Without that there's nothing whatsoever for me in a porn scene unfortunately.

To this end, I've unfortunately found the 1 LP guy who I cannot watch and whose scenes I will unfortunately be avoiding from now on. Christian Clay. He's a little over-aggressive with his hands but even worse is how he's constantly barking orders at the girls, usually unable to go a few minutes in a scene without saying "Open open open" or "Stay stay stay" in particular. The latter is particularly odd. Generally we're talking about a girl in a prone position on a porn set. What's she gonna do without Clay's instruction to "stay"? Nip off to do some shopping?

Even the "Open open open" is weird. Most of the time the girl actually has his cock in her mouth or on 1 occasion his dick in her ass with her hands behind her head. How is she gonna "open" exactly?

I'm pretty sure it's just a power thing with him, which some may like but not me. He totally reminds me of Bruno SX, who used to ruin scenes in this same way over at 21 Sextury late into his career. I just absolutely hate this stuff. These are women not dogs. Every other porn guy I've seen on LP seems able to cajole them into mutually favourable positions just with his hands or the very occasional helping (and respectfully delivered) word.

The worst thing is that this is stuff that doesn't show on the trailers with their short clips and (usually) music over the action. So I'll just avoid his scenes.

Oh well. Plenty more LP guys out there. And I promise to give some positive feedback when I'm more familiar with the others. :D

So....any LP guys you avoid and for what reason?
More non-manhandle scenes please. Hands away from face/neck/shoulders. Keep the girls loose, free and expressive. Don't overpower them - let them sizzle! Keep the heels on. More panties pulled to one side. More skirts/tight dresses. More 0% pussy scenes.

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Re: Guys you can't watch

Postby Analakias16 » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:33 am

Agreed. Sometimes Porn needs sth different from that.

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Re: Guys you can't watch

Postby VictorH33 » Fri Dec 18, 2015 1:53 am

Thanks for the tip, Vulture. I'll be sure to give his scenes a miss. Sounds like he'd be an instant wood-killer for me, too. I just hope he's not in any scenes with my favourite babes because then I'll be torn. :(
Formerly obsessed with Angel Dark, Jane Darling, Veronica Vanoza, Linet Slag, Simone Peach, Zafira.
Now getting hooked on Avi Love, Rebecca Volpetti, Evelina Darling, Lady Dee, Kristy Black, Nicole Black.

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Re: Guys you can't watch

Postby VictorH33 » Sun Dec 20, 2015 6:05 pm

@Vulture,

Just what I feared has come to pass!

I'm completely hooked on Cindy Loarn/Alone, and one of the two studs in her new scene (http://www.legalporno.com/watch/29953/c ... guys_sz842) that has just come out is none other than Christian Clay. Damn! :mad:

I bought the scene anyway because I'm so into her. Haven't had time to watch it in its entirety yet.

Maybe I'll have to turn the sound off when Clay is speaking?!?! :eek:
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Re: Guys you can't watch

Postby TheVulture » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:59 pm

Ha! Well let me know how you get on.

He is in a scene with Gina Gerson and some other girl whose name I forget where he keeps his mouth shut and is fine so is perhaps not always like that. But he has ruined 2 scenes for me thus far so his ratio is not encouraging. :mad:
More non-manhandle scenes please. Hands away from face/neck/shoulders. Keep the girls loose, free and expressive. Don't overpower them - let them sizzle! Keep the heels on. More panties pulled to one side. More skirts/tight dresses. More 0% pussy scenes.

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Re: Guys you can't watch

Postby iro44n » Sun Feb 14, 2016 2:51 am

Omar is a douche!


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