JES BEJBI
- Timo Hardy's (in)famous catchphrase, augmented by his unfortunate lisp. A favorite go-to quote whenever Timo comes up in discussions around here.
DO THE FULL NELSON
- My own unofficial (in)famous catchphrase, which I've consciously avoided using for a while now because it was getting to be too much.
- This originated on the live-stream BTS of the great Triple Stacked scene with Timea, Stacy Snake, and Ashley Woods, when I kept spamming the chat room with shouts of "DO THE FULL NELSON" so that the director would see my message. (And it worked! He did the full nelson after all.)
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NO ONE KNOWS
- PC_82's (in)famous catchphrase, which he will frequently use when he has no idea what's going to happen next.
KREME IN GUY'S ASS?
- An absolutely priceless thread in which a certain member of the forum decided it might be hot if a guy filled his ass with cream and then shat it into a girl's mouth.
- This was one of the rare times the entire forum managed to rally behind a common opinion. Nobody wanted to see this happen. Thank God it never did.
RAPE N GAPE
- What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said? Just read for yourself...
MY WICH HAS BEEN GANTED
- I think I'm the only one who found this particularly funny, but when SEMU tried to say that his wish had been granted, well, he had some difficulty with the language barrier... and he made the same mistake two more times, which is why I thought it was so funny.
OLGA BARZ INTERRACIAL DAP - COMING "SOON"
- The never-ending saga of the Olga Barz interracial DAP scene that just doesn't ever seem to get finished.
- The scene was first previewed over three years ago, but it never surfaced. When asked, PC_82 will tell you that it's "coming soon", but it's not, of course, and most suspect that he has lost the original tapes or that the scene was somehow fucked up during production.
- There is a thread dedicated to this scene if you wish to join in on the action.
STEPHANE = BIGGEST PIRATE
- My personal favorite, just because it's so fucking ridiculous. Symbalar loves calling Stephane out on being the "biggest pirate" in porn at every available opportunity, even though (a) it's not true, and (b) there are tube sites with far less protection against copyrighted uploads than Xvideos.
- XXX posted a brief, yet hilarious comeback at one point, but I can't seem to find it. Perhaps it was deleted. Well, you can still read several of Symbalar's weirdly obsessive accusations.
OPIUM
- Prolific 17 year old forum troll who made damn sure that every single person on this forum knows he hates SMALL PENIS MARCUS and loves SHAMPOO BOTTLES IN HIS ASS.
- Fond of typing in ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS. Also fond of spamming every thread in sight with the exact same complaints about SMALL PENIS MARCUS.
- Finally banned by XXX after being given his own dedicated thread to complain about things and then continuing to spam every other thread with his complaints anyway.
- Was previously banned from AdultDVDTalk (under the name Cloudburst) for similar reasons.
- Admitted to not being a paying customer.
- Also admitted to enjoying hard anal sex with gigantic fat cocks (but only if they belong to straight guys... because that makes sense) and dressing up like a girl while he does it.
- Seriously. He actually said that.
Feel free to share your own memories here, and don't take it personally if I called you out in any of mine.
