by hyapet » Thu Oct 23, 2025 5:36 am
I dunno ...
It's a bit much. It's too much. Too many girls. And the flow just gets destroyed.
Last year, or the year before, there was a big Orgy party, right? And then they sold every scene from every girl individually. And, it's like, alright - that makes sense in a fashion - because you want to make that money back - and you want every girl that you hired to get actual representation.
But when it hits the market - there's a lot that's working against itself going on there.
No matter which scene you get - you feel like you're not getting the whole thing. There isn't "one product" to buy - there's like ... ten of them. And each one, in turn, becomes somewhat watered down as a result. You're going to the store to buy a cake, but end up only getting a slice. It's really more of a subconscious thing - but I think it sheathed a lot more wallets than it opened by going that angle.
Then - there's the actual shoot itself - and the myriad of problems that open up because of it. When you see multiple girls getting fucked at once - no matter where you look - the actual energy or focus of attention isn't there. It's always somewhere else. Whatever you want to focus on - you have to ignore ten other things going on at the same time. Maybe that's just me. Maybe somebody can actually drink in ten different people getting fucked all at the same time in different spots on the screen, but I don't care for it.
More than this, though, is the energy of the whole thing. No one is actually leading the charge. There are no natural highlights, because everything is being obfuscated by everything else. There's just too much shit going on. There are no pivotal climatic moments in the scene - just a whole bunch of people going through the paces. There is no story - because there are ten different stories all playing out at the same time - and no one leads - and no one follows. Everyone is just kind of ... there.
Finally, in the spots where it's like just two different actresses, you can rest be fucking assured that the camera man is going to be looking at the model having the less intense sex in the less demanding position. I was waiting through that entire fucking orgy - and then finally - finally - Baby Kxtten was going to be getting BBC DAP'd. And what the fuck happens?
The camera man turns away and checks out what some other girl besides her getting a DP. It was like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! It was infuriating. And that's the whole fucking shoot - something better is always going on elsewhere - but it's never gets focused on - it never gets emphasized - just ... no.
The minute you get more than one girl - and the secondary girl isn't helping fuck the main focus of attention girl - things usually derail pretty quickly. Not always. Not a guarantee. There are always the exceptions - the Nikki Hearts & Leigh Raven BBC DAP and Sasha Paige & Sofa Weber BBC DAP scenes were done absolutely right - and I'm sure there are others as well - but, overall, it's typically very difficult to get things to work with two girls, never mind ten.
I considered it more of a end of the year celebration that got the best of the best of Legalporno together to have some fun and display to everyone else who they should've been paying attention to that year (and to pick up on anyone they might have missed if they were just a casual observer). In that sense, it was always great.
But in terms of being great porn - I'm really not going to be missing anything here.