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Bro, this white beat-up couch/sofa (in Czech: pohovka) in your studio is as old as a dinosaur and needs to replaced man.

Your scenes are nicely shot in HD, but the pre-world war II couch makes the scenes look cheap.

It's becoming a total distraction to the viewer, especially when you do close-ups.
Favela/ghetto style right there man.

All big holes are covered up with white duct tape
Blankets are used to cover up the even bigger holes; major rips of the fake leather
The fake leather coating is peeling off tremendously.
Blankets to cover-up don't work as they keep moving and exposing the craters during the scene



Surely there must be some "corona money" that can be spend on a new couch for all the months you couldn't shoot new porn. No actors and actresses needed to be paid for months.

Your colleagues Chris Diamond and Ed Junior are already familiar with going to a local furniture store and picking up a new couch when they were in São Paulo LOL.
Couch got featured in this scene: https://www.legalporno.com/watch/34942/ ... 2123_bz009
Maybe they have some buying tips for you


Or ask LP actor Lutro to go along with you for the translation inside the store (or some Czech girl like Lady Dee who seems to be more of a general LP assistent for all kinds of household chores or Petra). Donald Trump already said...."the way to a woman's heart is to take her furniture shopping".

Anyway, there seem to be
2 IKEA in Praha
2 Just outside of Praha:

Ikea Praha: https://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/stores/praha-zlicin
https://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/stores/praha-cerny-most

Adresa

Obchodní dům:
Skandinávská 131/1
155 00 Praha 13

Google map navigation route: https://goo.gl/maps/VjNpDhceiPhcZupKA

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Výdejní sklad IKEA:
K Dálnici 1390
253 01 Hostivice

Google map navigation route: https://goo.gl/maps/bNwrQWJYCy4rZFAm8

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Obchodní dům:
Chlumecká 664/10
198 00 Praha 9–Černý Most

https://goo.gl/maps/XBqRegZgUW66oguN9

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IKEA výdejní sklad:
Do Čertous 2998/17
193 00 Praha 9–Horní Počernice

https://goo.gl/maps/nmn3CK7txbcvaSFE6

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I don't know which one is in the neighborhood of your studio the most.
But I think they also do free delivery!


Here you can see all couches on their site: https://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/search/products/?q=pohovka
They have white ones with (fake) leather, but maybe you want to spice it up with some new fresh pastel colors like Miami Vice style?

What do you think?

This one looks nice (35990 CZK = 1367.92 EUR). It's called the LANDSKRONA
https://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/p/landskrona ... -s39032830

I think there is even place to neatly stash the sex toys:


This model of the LANDSKRONA is also nice. It fits more brothers.
But it's from fabric. So, it might not be useful as it will soak the African champagne:
https://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/p/landskrona ... -s39269993

But maybe they have it in white leather too....


The SÖDERHAMN couch seems to be sporting waterproof slipover covers (starting at: 28 980 CZK = 1101.46 EUR):
https://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/p/soederhamn ... -s69135271



And what about the NORSBORG? (43 970 CZK = 1671.00 EUR):
Looks cozy to me.
https://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/p/norsborg-6 ... s09240048/
It comes in white too!
Nice for gang bang sessions:


Or maybe there are even more cheaper furinture stores that somebody can suggest? Like some second-hand dump stores!

LOL!
Had a good laugh really!
Although IKEA is probably below quality needed here.

dap-addict wrote:LOL!
Had a good laugh really!
Although IKEA is probably below quality needed here.

Maybe buy cheap and change it often. Just an idea.

He needs something that is waterproof. They tried to sell me a stain-proof warranty on a couch one time. They would actually come to your house and clean it if it stained. Imagine them coming to clean that piss-soaked yellow couch.

That sofa was used a lot because we pissed a lot and sweat we will see

I couldn't help but chuckle at your comment about the couch. You're right; that thing has seen better days! It's fantastic that your scenes are shot in HD, but that couch does steal the spotlight in a not-so-great way. It's hard for viewers to focus on the content when they'redistracted by the "vintage" decor. A new sofa could elevate the whole vibe of your studio and keep the focus where it belongs.

BrandaDendillon wrote:I couldn't help but chuckle at your comment about the couch. You're right; that thing has seen better days! It's fantastic that your scenes are shot in HD, but that couch does steal the spotlight in a not-so-great way. It's hard for viewers to focus on the content when they'redistracted by the "vintage" decor. A new sofa could elevate the whole vibe of your studio and keep the focus where it belongs.

A little late for that LOL