Urgent PSA to all current and aspiring female porn models
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2022 3:25 amIn light of Sayuri Sakai's shocking butthole tattoo, I feel it is necessary to speak for the porn-loving community at large. 
And please spare me from idiotic comments like "STOP TELLING WOMEN WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR BODIES"
I have no desire to body shame female performers, I admire these women greatly but honesty will only do a world of good moving forward.
These points may be difficult for some to hear, but I promise it is for the greater good of aesthetically pleasing porn.
I understand some of you ladies may want to look like a skank for your own selfish reasons, but... if you plan to have a successful career with mass appeal...
Please refrain from all of the following visual EYESORES :
1. NO Tattoos.
Unless you had them before joining the industry, Especially around the genital areas. Genital tattoos look dumb and are EXTREMELY DISTRACTING. It is only hot to a tiny minority of weirdos but for the rest of us ordinary people it is a HUGE turn-off. Porn is a carnal vice, I want to see your divine body and holes sparking clean and not covered with some tacky-looking tattoos. Keep all of your lovely tattoo ideas for when you retire from the industry.
2. Shave your Pussy clean for god sake!
You may want to keep a landing strip so customers can find your kitty easily at the strip club, but if you turn up at a professional studio NO Trace of hair should be found on your lower areas. Don't get bent out of shape to shave it for a scene, IT WILL GROW BACK. I promise
Genital hair is distracting from your lovely pussy and subtly suggests poor hygiene and a lack of care. Do not listen to fans saying to grow it out like a forest, these people are pandering to you and not being honest.
At times we have been forced to tolerate it by defiant performers who claim to keep their fur to look like a grown woman, this is just a ridiculous excuse not to be clean. SHAVE IT OFF
The only exception I will give to this is if there are genital bumps or sores that need to be covered, but you probably should not be performing anyway if this is the case...
3. Resist cosmetic surgery unless clearly needed.
All Natural is always preferable... however, this one is very subjective.
Please refrain from the following procedures, it makes you look like a freak, and not in a good way...
NO Nose Jobs
NO Botox, puffy cheeks
NO Ass Shots
Women must understand that what they may consider flaws are actually very appealing and unique features.
Lip or breast enhancements are ok and forgivable if a model's appeal is low or if getting those done means she gets booked for more shoots.
There are also rare occasions where a performer may want labiaplasty, this is NOT necessary in most cases.
Listen ladies, just work with what you've got... what you were born with... It is enough. We like you looking like a normal human being and not like a blow-up doll.
When you enhance your body it screams of a lack of confidence, This is NOT sexy.
If you clearly do not like the way you are, why should we then?
NO short or weird hairstyles
Long flowing hair communicates class and femininity, unless you want to look like a stud DO NOT cut your long hair.
To provide some balance here I'll leave a list of DO's
DO Small Piercings: (Clit, Nipple, Nose, Belly, Tongue) these are all visually appealing and communicate slutiness very well.
DO Braces: I've never seen a model with braces that didn't look HOT!
DO Tan lines: Not necessary always but It shows you enjoy life and it also looks hot as fire!
DO Jewelry & Accessories: (Fingers, Ears, Neck, Toes, Ankle) This is a great way to highlight your individual personality!
I'm not trying to be mean...only an honest perspective! That is all. Thank you for reading.
Please pass this memo on to women who want to become loved, supported, and admired worldwide for their work.
And please spare me from idiotic comments like "STOP TELLING WOMEN WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR BODIES"
I have no desire to body shame female performers, I admire these women greatly but honesty will only do a world of good moving forward.
These points may be difficult for some to hear, but I promise it is for the greater good of aesthetically pleasing porn.
I understand some of you ladies may want to look like a skank for your own selfish reasons, but... if you plan to have a successful career with mass appeal...
Please refrain from all of the following visual EYESORES :
1. NO Tattoos.
Unless you had them before joining the industry, Especially around the genital areas. Genital tattoos look dumb and are EXTREMELY DISTRACTING. It is only hot to a tiny minority of weirdos but for the rest of us ordinary people it is a HUGE turn-off. Porn is a carnal vice, I want to see your divine body and holes sparking clean and not covered with some tacky-looking tattoos. Keep all of your lovely tattoo ideas for when you retire from the industry.
2. Shave your Pussy clean for god sake!
You may want to keep a landing strip so customers can find your kitty easily at the strip club, but if you turn up at a professional studio NO Trace of hair should be found on your lower areas. Don't get bent out of shape to shave it for a scene, IT WILL GROW BACK. I promise
Genital hair is distracting from your lovely pussy and subtly suggests poor hygiene and a lack of care. Do not listen to fans saying to grow it out like a forest, these people are pandering to you and not being honest.
At times we have been forced to tolerate it by defiant performers who claim to keep their fur to look like a grown woman, this is just a ridiculous excuse not to be clean. SHAVE IT OFF
The only exception I will give to this is if there are genital bumps or sores that need to be covered, but you probably should not be performing anyway if this is the case...
3. Resist cosmetic surgery unless clearly needed.
All Natural is always preferable... however, this one is very subjective.
Please refrain from the following procedures, it makes you look like a freak, and not in a good way...
NO Nose Jobs
NO Botox, puffy cheeks
NO Ass Shots
Women must understand that what they may consider flaws are actually very appealing and unique features.
Lip or breast enhancements are ok and forgivable if a model's appeal is low or if getting those done means she gets booked for more shoots.
There are also rare occasions where a performer may want labiaplasty, this is NOT necessary in most cases.
Listen ladies, just work with what you've got... what you were born with... It is enough. We like you looking like a normal human being and not like a blow-up doll.
When you enhance your body it screams of a lack of confidence, This is NOT sexy.
If you clearly do not like the way you are, why should we then?
NO short or weird hairstyles
Long flowing hair communicates class and femininity, unless you want to look like a stud DO NOT cut your long hair.
To provide some balance here I'll leave a list of DO's
DO Small Piercings: (Clit, Nipple, Nose, Belly, Tongue) these are all visually appealing and communicate slutiness very well.
DO Braces: I've never seen a model with braces that didn't look HOT!
DO Tan lines: Not necessary always but It shows you enjoy life and it also looks hot as fire!
DO Jewelry & Accessories: (Fingers, Ears, Neck, Toes, Ankle) This is a great way to highlight your individual personality!
I'm not trying to be mean...only an honest perspective! That is all. Thank you for reading.
Please pass this memo on to women who want to become loved, supported, and admired worldwide for their work.