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Too many eyeballs at LP
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Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:57 pmby JohnMcSpunkencock
Anyone else notice this or is it just me? I mean there are twice as many eyeballs as there are noses. A worrying trend. I hope LP shall change this imbalance.
I also want to see more scarves and slippers
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:35 pmby drevokocur66
Having performers wear pirate eye patches may help.
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:26 pmby Roller22
JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Anyone else notice this or is it just me? I mean there at twice as many eyeballs as there are noses. A worrying trend. I hope LP shall change this imbalance.
I also want to see more scarves and slippers
What? - Please explain....
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:18 pmby Boshanks
Now that you mention it, I've just noticed the same trend with arms and legs. It's time for a new product line I think.
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:38 pmby dap-addict
LOL, John!
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:30 amby JohnMcSpunkencock
Yes indeed and not just 2 arms and legs but also feet, hands, ears and yet every single LP babe has only 1 nose, mouth, pussy and arse. If they cast babes with 2 mouths and 2 arseholes we could be talking double double anal every scene and 7 cocks at a time being much easier.
Also, specifically tartan slippers
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:21 amby JohnMcSpunkencock
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:02 pmby mistress_cindy2008
JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Anyone else notice this or is it just me? I mean there at twice as many eyeballs as there are noses. A worrying trend. I hope LP shall change this imbalance.
I also want to see more scarves and slippers
If you are making fun of all the complaining in this forum, then WELL PLAYED SIR
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:25 pmby JohnMcSpunkencock
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Sat May 13, 2017 10:52 pmby JohnMcSpunkencock
Another thing. Why are there only foreskins? I want more! Fiveskins and indeed sixskins. We can have a wee guy shoot and call him Crumpledforeskin and dress him up as Rumplestiltskin. I'm sure all 23 on the forum would love it and wax lyrical whilst the sales would be substandard.
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Sun May 14, 2017 4:19 amby geralt_
lol. I don't know how to respond to this really, but the eyes of a woman is a big part of her beauty. Seeing their ass or boobs are super nice, but seeing into a beautiful womans eyes is the icing on the cake =D
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Sun May 14, 2017 8:13 amby HwtOxc8K
Couldn't agree more! Please lp procuders stop casting girls with 2 eyeballs. It has gotten old. Every single girl looks the same.
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:05 amby JohnMcSpunkencock
Why no zombies? I don't mean acting but real zombies. We could be shagging not just orifices but soft fleshy parts like the stomach and also brains. In the mouth, through the eyes, back in through the cheek. Cum swallowing straight into the stomach. Fist those ribs, rib fister. I want to see zombies with completely bare feet and toes showing. Pleeeaassee lp make it happen
Zombie Piranha fish deep throating with the boys. You know it's a winner
Re: Too many eyeballs at LP
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Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:30 amby JohnMcSpunkencock
When I masturbate left handed it costs me 3 times as much for a scene as when I masturbate right handed. Sometimes I'm on a double hander when the big fella is really throbbing and I noticed it costs me another 1.5 more! It appears if I masturbate with my right it's the cheapest but I want to use my left a lot too!
Please, let's have fairer prices for left and right handed wankers
