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budget of one LP scene

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:53 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
I was wondering what is the budget of one regular LP gangbang scene, let's take Nataly Gold for example

two way airline ticket - 1000 euro
payment for the scene - 2000 euro
hotel 1 night - 100 euro
camera, make up, crew - 500 euro
5 actors, 300 euro each - 1500 euro

well, approx 5000 euro for a scene

and only laura, avan and a couple of other charitable souls buy tickets, others just download torrents, so that's about 20 euro reveniew for a scene
this gives you negative 4980 euro.
so, who gives the directors money for porn?
answer - producers of spy software, thousands of people download free porn together with spywhere. The big brother is watching you bitches!!!!!
big-brother-watching.jpg


P.S. "nothing can be more assuring than a logic of a schizophrenic"

Re: budget of one LP scene

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:00 pm
by avanfurwet
Yeah, Laura and myself download without spyware.
Third party spyware not required in UK.
Our generous government now provides all UK internet users with spyware for free. :mad:

Re: budget of one LP scene

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:18 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:Yeah, Laura and myself download without spyware.
Third party spyware not required in UK.
Our generous government now provides all UK internet users with spyware for free. :mad:


oh, cmon, avan, spyware is good, protects your country, closure of plants and coal companies, closure of industry - makes air clean, immigrants make your streets more colorful, adds intrigue and diversity, bums with dogs sleeping donwtown of london - freedom of choice and pets loving, high prices on electricity - makes you stronger, grow your own fur, expensive food - you don't get extra weight, high prices on petrol - you walk - free fitness, "Life is becoming better, life is becoming fun" (Joseph Stalin)

Re: budget of one LP scene

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:24 pm
by avanfurwet
Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:Yeah, Laura and myself download without spyware.
Third party spyware not required in UK.
Our generous government now provides all UK internet users with spyware for free. :mad:


oh, cmon, avan, spyware is good, protects your country, closure of plants and coal companies, closure of industry - makes air clean, immigrants make your streets more colorful, adds intrigue and diversity, bums with dogs sleeping donwtown of london - freedom of choice and pets loving, high prices on electricity - makes you stronger, grow your own fur, expensive food - you don't get extra weight, high prices on petrol - you walk - free fitness, "Life is becoming better, life is becoming fun" (Joseph Stalin)


Yeah, soon we will catch up with Russia. :p
Except we already spent most of our oil reserves.
On the plus side, we still have linkedn, and Tina Kay :)

Re: budget of one LP scene

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:42 pm
by Dzentungen_Blacksmith
avanfurwet wrote:
Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
avanfurwet wrote:Yeah, Laura and myself download without spyware.
Third party spyware not required in UK.
Our generous government now provides all UK internet users with spyware for free. :mad:


oh, cmon, avan, spyware is good, protects your country, closure of plants and coal companies, closure of industry - makes air clean, immigrants make your streets more colorful, adds intrigue and diversity, bums with dogs sleeping donwtown of london - freedom of choice and pets loving, high prices on electricity - makes you stronger, grow your own fur, expensive food - you don't get extra weight, high prices on petrol - you walk - free fitness, "Life is becoming better, life is becoming fun" (Joseph Stalin)


Yeah, soon we will catch up with Russia. :p
Except we already spent most of our oil reserves.
On the plus side, we still have linkedn, and Tina Kay :)


naa, UK is more fun, Russia is boring, bums die in the cold, immigrants all in uniform and orange jackets working on the road and building construction sites, people are spoiled - fat bastards - sugar is only 35 penny a kg, patrol 38 penny per/liter, pack of cig - 1 pound, central heating - i have my balcony always half-open in the appartment now in winter cuase it becomes overheated, access to all kind of torrent sites, free porn - so not cool, forbidden fruit is more desirabe. But as far as freedome of speech, Rsussia is better, can talk shit about Putin, Theresa May, discuss races, women or gays openly - does not matter negative or positive content, if i am a shop assistant - can tell a client to fuck off if he is rude, can come late to work and sexually harras my femail colleagues, in this case it is more fun... :p :p :p :p

Re: budget of one LP scene

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:00 pm
by avanfurwet
Wow, I'm jealous.
And you didn't even get round to mentioning the fun military service and the many state-run holiday camps with free tattoo parlours. :eek:

:)

Re: budget of one LP scene

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:31 pm
by Kriss1986
Dzentungen_Blacksmith wrote:
naa, UK is more fun, Russia is boring, bums die in the cold, immigrants all in uniform and orange jackets working on the road and building construction sites, people are spoiled - fat bastards - sugar is only 35 penny a kg, patrol 38 penny per/liter, pack of cig - 1 pound, central heating - i have my balcony always half-open in the appartment now in winter cuase it becomes overheated, access to all kind of torrent sites, free porn - so not cool, forbidden fruit is more desirabe. But as far as freedome of speech, Rsussia is better, can talk shit about Putin, Theresa May, discuss races, women or gays openly - does not matter negative or positive content, if i am a shop assistant - can tell a client to fuck off if he is rude, can come late to work and sexually harras my femail colleagues, in this case it is more fun... :p :p :p :p


Never was in Russia but still for me it's a positive country ;). I'm Slavic myself :P and know what you mean lol. In my country some things are also shitty but some others are better than in any other part of the world :D.