thought this might be a nice thread in which to dump-collate interesting, curious and downright wtf!? sex and porn related news stories that members suspect might amuse others.
and finally...
'Police Officer On LSD Attempts To Save Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Mascot From Imaginary Fire'.
http://cnn.com.de/news/police-officer-saves-dolphin-mascot-imaginary-fire/