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In fact all women have two asses, big and small one -that you call a pussy, looks like another ass from a far, the only difference between the small and big ass is that the big ass has a hole, and the little ass has a crack

Jesus, you changed my life!

ritch1485 wrote:Jesus, you changed my life!

Two assholes!
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad, you better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley." The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Stanley."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had two ass holes. "What? He had two ass holes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,

"There's Stanley with them two ass holes."

You've outweirded yourself with this one! I can't even get my head around the concept lol x

laura. wrote:You've outweirded yourself with this one! I can't even get my head around the concept lol x

no seriously, these are all true stories hon, even gays call women doule-assies cause of that