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Ok, it's getting a bit too repetitive and serious in here again. So, things not to say having sex for the first time with a babe. I'll start, funnily enough.

1) D'you mind if I go straight to the arsehole?
2) Gape for the camera babe

All your ass are belong to us.

No, honey, it's not my thigh, it's my dick.

- Could you at least make us a cup of coffee?

other favs:

- Now we have to marry
- You can stop now, I finished
- Are those real?
- My mom has that exact same bra!

You little rascals

Embarrassingly some of them made me chortle

Before we start, I've got some mouthwash in the bathroom

Open your mouth I need to pee......

I'll just put some whipped cream bedside so feel free to fart

Let's see if you can swallow as much as your Mum did

Has anybody ever told you how beautiful your asshole is?

My cock's so big you'll think you're getting dap

I'll get a towel on the remote chance one of us actually cums

If you're not gonna swallow can you spit it in this cup? I'll have it for supper

Do you gapefarts ???

LOL!

night, John?


Btw, there are some tricks in porn and sure more care than in many porn fans fantasies, but as JMS set that thread is just meant to make us laugh. Dont loose touch with reality, though!

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