Ufff you are talking really back in the day at the end of 2011 when I went through a very tough break up with a girl that literally looked like a Playboy bunny, blonde, fake tits, amazing body, amazing face, she instantly made me hard, and I used to fuck the shit out of her for a year or so, and all of the sudden I wasn't getting any because she dumped me, and I became even more down when I saw she was dating a banker just a month after she broke up with me, so I went online and got myself a fleshlight, and decided to get Ariel Piperfawn's pussy.


Obviously it wasn't as good as fucking my ex, and I was still feeling like shit for not having my ex instead, because to be fair I actually liked my ex more than Ariel, but Ariel was one of my teenage crushes, and to be fair the fleshlight felt pretty good, like the real thing, specially if you took the sleeve off from the case, so I end up using it up and lasted for a long time. In fact, once I end up dating again some months later, I didn't wanted to keep it, so I washed it well, as always, and I end up leaving it in one of those bins for salvation army next to Target, Who knows if someone made a use of it after that.