Too many eyeballs at LP

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:57 pm

Anyone else notice this or is it just me? I mean there are twice as many eyeballs as there are noses. A worrying trend. I hope LP shall change this imbalance.

I also want to see more scarves and slippers

by **drevokocur66** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:35 pm

Having performers wear pirate eye patches may help.

by **Roller22** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:26 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Anyone else notice this or is it just me? I mean there at twice as many eyeballs as there are noses. A worrying trend. I hope LP shall change this imbalance.

I also want to see more scarves and slippers

What? - Please explain....

by **Boshanks** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:18 pm

Now that you mention it, I've just noticed the same trend with arms and legs. It's time for a new product line I think.

by **dap-addict** » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:38 pm

LOL, John!

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:30 am

Yes indeed and not just 2 arms and legs but also feet, hands, ears and yet every single LP babe has only 1 nose, mouth, pussy and arse. If they cast babes with 2 mouths and 2 arseholes we could be talking double double anal every scene and 7 cocks at a time being much easier.

Also, specifically tartan slippers

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:21 am

by **mistress_cindy2008** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:02 pm

JohnMcSpunkencock wrote:Anyone else notice this or is it just me? I mean there at twice as many eyeballs as there are noses. A worrying trend. I hope LP shall change this imbalance.

I also want to see more scarves and slippers

If you are making fun of all the complaining in this forum, then WELL PLAYED SIR

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:25 pm

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Sat May 13, 2017 10:52 pm

Another thing. Why are there only foreskins? I want more! Fiveskins and indeed sixskins. We can have a wee guy shoot and call him Crumpledforeskin and dress him up as Rumplestiltskin. I'm sure all 23 on the forum would love it and wax lyrical whilst the sales would be substandard.

by **geralt_** » Sun May 14, 2017 4:19 am

lol. I don't know how to respond to this really, but the eyes of a woman is a big part of her beauty. Seeing their ass or boobs are super nice, but seeing into a beautiful womans eyes is the icing on the cake =D

by **HwtOxc8K** » Sun May 14, 2017 8:13 am

Couldn't agree more! Please lp procuders stop casting girls with 2 eyeballs. It has gotten old. Every single girl looks the same.

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:05 am

Why no zombies? I don't mean acting but real zombies. We could be shagging not just orifices but soft fleshy parts like the stomach and also brains. In the mouth, through the eyes, back in through the cheek. Cum swallowing straight into the stomach. Fist those ribs, rib fister. I want to see zombies with completely bare feet and toes showing. Pleeeaassee lp make it happen

Zombie Piranha fish deep throating with the boys. You know it's a winner

by **JohnMcSpunkencock** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:30 am

When I masturbate left handed it costs me 3 times as much for a scene as when I masturbate right handed. Sometimes I'm on a double hander when the big fella is really throbbing and I noticed it costs me another 1.5 more! It appears if I masturbate with my right it's the cheapest but I want to use my left a lot too!

Please, let's have fairer prices for left and right handed wankers

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