Tell a joke

[isis666xxx]

i start:

what is a conversation between a librarian and a snake???

librarian: ssssssshhh
snake: sssssssssssss
librarian: sssssssssshhh
snake: sssssssssssssssss
librarian: sssshhh
snake: sssssssssssss
librarian: ssssssssshhh
snake: ssssssssssss
librarian: sssssssshhh
snake: sssssssssssssssss

hehe

i like snakes a lot cuz i think they are phallic

[isis666xxx]

this meme is so funny

theres no need to chop the penis though, she can be a lady boy queen with penis, penis = cooler
penises are hotter than vaginas & anal is hotter than vaginal, why would u want a artificial vagina for??
a girl wanting a penis, yea obviously, but a lady boy wanting a vagina??? pfffff

[ipitnt]

Why iſn't LegalPorno ſhot ın Germany?
Becauſe people here uſe þe toilet only while ſitting!

[Panorama]

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP MOVES TO THE FIRST-CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

[isis666xxx]

Why iſn't LegalPorno ſhot ın Germany?
Becauſe people here uſe þe toilet only while ſitting!

i think something is wrong with your keyboard

'ſhot' 'ſitting'

i think ſ means s????

so it would be

Why isn't LegalPorno shot ın Germany?
Because people here use þe toilet only while sitting!

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP MOVES TO THE FIRST-CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[isis666xxx]

royal furniture

[ipitnt]

Why iſn't LegalPorno ſhot ın Germany?
Becauſe people here uſe þe toilet only while ſitting!

i think something is wrong with your keyboard

'ſhot' 'ſitting'

i think ſ means s????

so it would be

Why isn't LegalPorno shot ın Germany?
Because people here use þe toilet only while sitting!

No, it's perfectly fine. It's called long s, and uſed to be uſed in medieval times, while the only exception acroß þe european languages to write the ſhort s was at þe ends of þe words. The thorn letter (þ) didn't confuſe you however.

[isis666xxx]

No, it's perfectly fine. It's called long s, and uſed to be uſed in medieval times, while the only exception acroß þe european languages to write the ſhort s was at þe ends of þe words. The thorn letter (þ) didn't confuſe you however.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

yea perfectly fine

ok im gonna TALK WITH CUSTOM LETTERS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G̶u̸y̷s̸ ̴g̸e̸t̵ ̴a̷l̴l̸ ̸t̴h̸e̴ ̷p̸l̸e̸a̶s̸u̴r̴e̶
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̶G̷i̵r̸l̸s̷ ̸g̶e̷t̶ ̷a̸l̶l̴ ̴t̷h̸e̷ ̸p̴a̶i̶n̵
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̷T̷h̴e̶ ̶g̶u̸y̷ ̶s̸a̵y̵s̶ ̷i̶ ̷l̵o̵v̶e̵ ̴y̷o̷u̷
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̷Y̸o̵u̵ ̷b̴e̷l̴i̶e̶v̷e̵ ̷i̸t̷s̵ ̶t̵r̵u̷e̴
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̶B̸u̷t̸ ̵w̶h̸e̵n̷ ̵y̴o̷u̷r̸ ̶t̵u̴m̴m̴y̸ ̷s̷t̷a̷r̵t̴s̴ ̶t̴o̸ ̵s̷w̵e̶l̸l̶,̷
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̷H̴e̷ ̸s̶a̷y̶s̶ ̷'̵t̷o̴ ̷h̶e̷l̸l̷ ̸w̸i̶t̵h̴ ̵y̸o̷u̵'̴
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̶1̴0̵ ̴m̸i̸n̵u̵t̵e̵s̵ ̵o̷f̵ ̴p̴l̴e̷a̷s̷u̵r̶e̴
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̶9̸ ̴m̵o̶n̸t̷h̶s̵ ̷i̶n̴ ̷p̷a̶i̴n̷
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̷3̵ ̶d̵a̶y̷s̷ ̴i̴n̷ ̸h̵o̴s̷p̷i̷t̸a̵l̵
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̸T̸h̷e̵ ̷b̴a̷b̷y̶ ̶i̴s̸ ̶a̷ ̴*̸*̵*̶*̵*̶*̴
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̵T̶h̶e̸ ̷m̷o̸t̴h̴e̷r̴ ̷i̶s̴ ̴a̶ ̸#̵#̶#̴#̵#̶#̶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa3pEFP2v9Q

[isis666xxx]

samara morgan when she became 18+ and she grew giant breasts and got stuck in the tv

[isis666xxx]

this meme is so funny

[isis666xxx]

anal is hotter than the boring unhot vaginal, thats just a fact

anal/oral > vaginal

which is hotter oral or anal???? mmmmmm i dont know, maybe anal but im not sure

[isis666xxx]

anal is hotter than the boring unhot vaginal, thats just a fact

anal/oral > vaginal

which is hotter oral or anal???? mmmmmm i dont know, maybe anal but im not sure

oh wait is not a joke!!!!

cuz is in the thread 'tell a joke'

nononono i mean posting a funny meme image, not that anal is hotter is a joke

[isis666xxx]

mary and the holy spirit

[isis666xxx]

Why iſn't LegalPorno ſhot ın Germany?
Becauſe people here uſe þe toilet only while ſitting!

i think hes possessed by demons

the power of christ compels you!!!!!!!!!!!

[isis666xxx]

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