Diagonal screeen views

[dookiehole]

All the videos show the women at a diagonal to our screen. We are never in the center of them watching the action. Never. It sucks watching these stingy miserable videos, where the female genitalia (especially the ass) is constantly shown to us at an diagonal to our screen, giving us a "partial" view of her asshole. Only gapes give us a centered view. Boring gapes. I hate gapes. They waste time. The fucking stops. This is pure Porn Lord bullshit used to stop you from doing what you're doing. Gapes are way overused. Basically, DDF, now LegalPorno is no different than any other porn website out there. It is the same diagonal filming of all the scenes, the same hated diagonal views of the women everywhere.

There are diagonal views diving into the screen on my left. There are diagonal views diving into my screen on my right. And then there is the diagonal view that goes from the top left of my screen angling down to the bottom right of my screen. And then there is the diagonal view that goes from top right to bottom left. But never do the cameras here center between her legs, 180 degrees where the best view is. Never. Never does the camera hover above her waist for a good top view of the action. When the camera does center, it moves real close to the a-hole, removing all other body parts from view. And then after a few secs of this unwanted closeup, the camera zooms back out at a diagonal to my plane of view, for more unwanted bullshit viewing. How miserable is that. I hate these fuckers behind the camera who know what we like to see, yet refuse it.

All the studios are doing the same thing, same diagonal, same diagonal view again and again every fucking where you go. I can't even get hard watching this shit. I literally hate Giorgio Grandi. I hate his fucking guts. I cannot stand his movies - seeing this fucker have all the fun, while intentionally giving us the most dissatisfying views of the action. I spent $73 at the store. I was going to buy more. But ain't no way in hell I'm going to subject myself to one more of these miserable stingy sorry, cheating, robbing, thieving, no-nothing ass videos whose sole aim is to steal my time. Legal Porno and Porn Box can kiss my ass. Not another dime for you fuckers. You advertise that you will place us in the center of the action because you know that's we want to see. But the videos you deliver are nothing like what you advertise. Your videos work only for teenagers, who are new at sex, naive, who know little and cum in less than 60 secs. They are not for the experienced. The experienced will suffer from lack of visual pleasure here. The views of the women SUCK!!!! I say what I say with harshness because I know my suggestions will never be considered. Never. Diagonal filming is here to stay and Giorgio knows it. And I am never to return.

[g1ndude]

Imagine not being able to get off because of a camera angle. Maybe watch one of the movies before you drop a shitload of money on a bunch of something you don't know you'll end up hating? That's amateur as fuck, bro. Yeah you're a real "experienced" porn viewer. Hahahahaha

Later, dude! Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!

[hjohjole]

Have you tried tilting your head to the side?

[ExtremePornFan]

It's amazing what people complain about and how they critique and insult the directors cameramen and models. Hot girls extreme sex act so many releases I can't even keep up. I don't really care what angle you hold the camera at or what color the couch is. It's fantastic.

[hughroad]

I agree with OP regarding his rather subtle critique of the viewing angles. Directors focus too much on showing us the fucking from the side, and as OP clearly states, we don't get to see the action from the center.

Gapes are the best though.

[ZiziMinuscule]

It's amazing what people complain about and how they critique and insult the directors cameramen and models. Hot girls extreme sex act so many releases I can't even keep up. I don't really care what angle you hold the camera at or what color the couch is. It's fantastic.

Voice of the reason. So rare on the forum these days.

[dookiehole]

I must apologize to everyone for the harsh criticism. LegalPorno is actually in the top 5 of all websites out there when it comes to content. No one beats their rauchy material.
No one. I've watched a few more scenes that hit the nail on the head. Redeemed.

[dookiehole]

We watch these videos and we attempt to pretend that it's us inside that actress, not George, or Ed Junior, or whoever it might be. In effect we use these films to "try" and have sex with these hot actresses. When her asshole is being fucked, I want it right in front of me, centered, not off to the side of me. And I want her centered where I can see all of her. Sure, pepper the video with close ups. I like those too. But these women are too hot not to spend time and footage on the entire view of them. But notice how nearly all the films you watch, the asshole, the female genitalia is pointed away from you. It is pointed away from the center of the screen. Essentially the camera angles the view and keeps her asshole constantly either to your left or to your right. You're never directly in front of it where it is "easy" to pretend that her hole is yours. Your fantasy is ruined. Your wish is never fulfilled by angled views. And gapes are waaaaaaaaaayyy overused here. Every 8 secs the fucking stops to watch a gape? What a bunch of croc. Nobody has sex like that at home. When you fuck your girl in the ass, you don't stop every 8 secs to take a look at her asshole. Really every 8 secs you pull out and go look down her asshole? Only the stupidity of porn does shit like that. Watch Goldie, Lita Phoenix and Roxy Dee. Perfect example of of the overuse of gapes.

[dookiehole]

Wow I'm laughing my ass off right now at my own comments. Way too many words for one simple statement. These studios are victimizing us. They're exploiting our lust. We come to their websites in search of sexual fulfillment. And they capitalize on our hunger and basically starve us to death with views that absolutely deny us a front row seat. Centered. Not this half way upside down bullshit. Hot actresses and actors. Nothing against them. But the people doing the editing and holding the camera to them I say you're cruel. You know what views are the hottest. But they're not available in your store. Desires and wishes are flaunted here, thrashed against the rocks of disappointment. The miserable views are relentless.